Dubstep Jokes Thread

[feasible_weasel]

ok here we go
Dubstepper goes to buy his vinyl
assistant: "do u have cash"
Dubstepper " its ok i have ....plastic..man"
Question: why do dubsteppers have the cleanest backs?
Answer: they have a leofah
Questions: whats the difference between Fishing and going to a Dubstep rave?
Answer: nothing.. its people standing around waiting for the biggest bass.

[toxin]

Questions: whats the difference between Fishing and going to a Dubstep rave?
Answer: nothing.. its people standing around waiting for the biggest bass.

lol

[hera]

harrrr

[dubzy]

Questions: whats the difference between Fishing and going to a Dubstep rave?
Answer: nothing.. its people standing around waiting for the biggest bass.

lol

[kion]

An Irish dubstepper, a Scottish rude boy, a Welsh Junglist and a Geordie trancehead are in an identity parade down the local copshop.

A local woman had unfortunately been brapped and gunfingered the night before after leaving her favourite Nando's joint, and these 4 chaps closely fit her harrowing description.

As she enters the room, the Irish Dubstepper skanks forward then hops two steps back, braps her in the chessle and mumbles 'that's the miserable cnut'

[feasible_weasel]

An Irish dubstepper, a Scottish rude boy, a Welsh Junglist and a Geordie trancehead are in an identity parade down the local copshop.

A local woman had unfortunately been brapped and gunfingered the night before after leaving her favourite Nando's joint, and these 4 chaps closely fit her harrowing description.

As she enters the room, the Irish Dubstepper skanks forward then hops two steps back, braps her in the chessle and mumbles 'that's the miserable cnut'

i dont have a clue

[corpsey]

What's blue, smells funny and vibrates a lot?

A dead baby on top of a speaker stack in Mass at one of DMZ's bi-monthly events.

Why is dubstep like jelly?

Because I like smearing it all over my genitals and charging at pensioners screaming ''WARBALWARBAL!'' alot

[feasible_weasel]

What's blue, smells funny and vibrates a lot?

A dead baby on top of a speaker stack in Mass at one of DMZ's bi-monthly events.

Why is dubstep like jelly?

Because I like smearing it all over my genitals and charging at pensioners screaming ''WARBALWARBAL!'' alot

kekeke

[feasible_weasel]

question: whats a dubsteppers favourite dessert?
Answer: Jelly...its a proper wobbler

[showguns]

What's blue, smells funny and vibrates a lot?

A dead baby on top of a speaker stack in Mass at one of DMZ's bi-monthly events.

Why is dubstep like jelly?

Because I like smearing it all over my genitals and charging at pensioners screaming ''WARBALWARBAL!'' alot

your breasts.

[showguns]

question: whats a dubsteppers favourite dessert?
Answer: Jelly...its a proper wobbler

might wanna edit this one out.

[obiwan]

This is only dubstep cos I jacked it off Shackleton

" Two pieces of meat are on a high shelf, do you want me to lower them for you or shall I raise the steaks!"
"Da dum sha! wah wah wah wahahahaha!"

[misk]

ar ar ar ar....

[misk]

two dubsteppers were on the beach. they were wearing hoodies, and generally looking sinister. one of them took their hoodie off and ran down to the beach to get into the water. The stepper with the hoodie still on yells down to the beach:

"why did you take your hoodie off?! why are you going in the water?!"

the other stepper responded: "because it's toasty, boy!"

[Jubz]

Two dubsteppers sitting round a pc, one says:
"I know! lets post homemade dubstep related jokes on the forum!"

to which the other replies:

"no. that would be gay."




bu




dum















TSSSSh.

[benjybars]

Two dubsteppers sitting round a pc, one says:
"I know! lets post homemade dubstep related jokes on the forum!"

to which the other replies:

"no. that would be gay."




bu




dum















TSSSSh.

that gave me pure LOL

[feasible_weasel]

two dubsteppers were on the beach. they were wearing hoodies, and generally looking sinister. one of them took their hoodie off and ran down to the beach to get into the water. The stepper with the hoodie still on yells down to the beach:

"why did you take your hoodie off?! why are you going in the water?!"

the other stepper responded: "because it's toasty, boy!"

[reptilian]

i'm going to "skream" if i hear another of those "mala"-djusted "joker"s that just "pinch" the names of producers. it doesnt take a "geenius" to "hatcha" stupid idea like that...give me a "N-"other(s)"-Type" of joke...
these "jakes" just aren't funny



i know how truly pathetic that was ^

[obiwan]

I liked it, give yourself some credit

[tronman]

why did the dubstepper cross the road?

cos he saw a grime MC approaching him.