Recently ive been checking out some awesome tunes on youtube and half the fun of listening to the songs are reading the quotes under them. usually the song is pretty filthy, and the quotes are double the filth. i want to get a thread going of some of the best quotes you guys have seen, heard, or even made up. so, listen to the dirtiest song you have in your playlist and lets get this thread hoppin!
heres some of my favorite examples:
Wow, i put my balls in a blender, made into fine paste i then used this
paste to choke a 2$ hooker into puking all over a deceased old person,
who i then skull fucked until the eyes and brains, ended up mixed with
This is so dirty it makes me want to go round ...to my grandmas house and beat her with the yellow pages
Twenty-four carat, undiluted FILTH is now rushing through my blood stream and my brain is convulsing in a pool of mud.
Dirtier than a homeless guy shittin' spaghetti
This is what optimus prime fucking a woman would sound like
I just threw a brick at a disabled kid