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by pato banton
Thu Sep 20, 2012 5:32 pm
Forum: Music (Tunes and Releases)
Topic: Upfront FM Radio Sets
Replies: 0
Views: 119

Upfront FM Radio Sets

does anyone have any live sets or links to some mixes? I had a few from barefiles I think a few years ago, can't find anything at all online...mixes were sick!

Thanks in advance...
by pato banton
Sat Sep 11, 2010 5:33 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: job hunting NYC
Replies: 2
Views: 140

Re: job hunting NYC

Cool thanks man, i'll keep you posted! See what you mean about small businesses...
by pato banton
Sat Sep 11, 2010 12:33 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: job hunting NYC
Replies: 2
Views: 140

job hunting NYC

Yo... Just moved back here from Colorado for 2 months, staying on my parents couch for the mud-season, can anyone help a brother in need? Bit of a long shot, just thought someone on here might have an idea. Would love to be a bartender NYC, they literally shower you with money over here... Could any...
by pato banton
Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:30 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Me + India
Replies: 77
Views: 1363

You saw someone taking a shit on street?

I certainly did...
by pato banton
Fri Sep 11, 2009 6:09 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: shooter games recommendations?
Replies: 50
Views: 783

Who remembers Blood for the pc? Sick rudeboy game, lived up to its title, proper gory...have tried dosboxing it for my laptop but not such joy, am thinking of making a purchase off ebay or amazon. Any game where you shoot clowns is big in my book. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUdWaXQHslw&featu...
by pato banton
Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:54 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: jokes you remember from being a kid
Replies: 65
Views: 1855

How do you make a young girl cry twice?

Rub your bloody dick all over her teddy bear...
by pato banton
Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:47 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: jokes you remember from being a kid
Replies: 65
Views: 1855

Maroon that last joke had pure potential, but you fucked it. You built me up, then let me down big time. I demand you make up for your error with something better.

The bear/rabbit joke was class.
by pato banton
Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:27 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Experimental, Abstract and Weird movies
Replies: 98
Views: 1685

Happiness is a fucking wicked film. Saw it when I was 16 when it first came out, I laughed and laughed. Philip Seymour Hoffman put in the performance of a lifetime "is your pussy all wet?", pure genius. Loved the way you kind of felt sorry for the paedo dad. At least I certainly did.
by pato banton
Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:09 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Experimental, Abstract and Weird movies
Replies: 98
Views: 1685

Fellini "Satyricon"...must have been mentioned before. Film is ludicrous but has great atmos and visuals. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qknzTfvyReU Strictly not a giallo movie but if you enjoy argento and fulci, this is kind of similar. Makes "Caligula" look like fuckin Bambi. F...
by pato banton
Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:03 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: England v Croatia
Replies: 4
Views: 145

Wicked! Nice one mate.
by pato banton
Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:56 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: England v Croatia
Replies: 4
Views: 145

Not what I was looking for, but nice all the same. Rooney looks better in green...
by pato banton
Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:51 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Donk
Replies: 39
Views: 868

To be fair if you went to one of these raves, and boshed at least 12 beans it'd probably be a wicked night. Good to see kids doin summat positive for a change, even tho the tunes suck balls. Worse things to do up in the northern territories.
by pato banton
Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:48 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: England v Croatia
Replies: 4
Views: 145

England v Croatia

2-0 not bad at all.

Does anyone have a decent link? Am in sunny Colorado, still at work, bloody itv won't let non uk residents watch online. As if non uk residents really care about the outcome of this game, not like it's the prem.

Thanks in advance.
by pato banton
Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:46 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Donk
Replies: 39
Views: 868

Apparently steroids are bing in the donk scene. Fuck knows why, the music is gayer than gay...pure fake tan northern slags in attendance. Babysitters in Wigan must be makin a killing on friday nights, bet half those 17 year olds have at least 3 or 4 bairns each.

Steroids + E's = no penis
by pato banton
Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:20 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Donk
Replies: 39
Views: 868

Not to worry Feral, I think everyone who watched the vid will be going to hell, that kid is pure jokes. Evidence of the uk's highly successful Care in the Community project...if they can stack shelves at supermarkets then no reason why they can't spit some bars over donk. Would love to see that kid ...
by pato banton
Wed Sep 09, 2009 6:34 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Donk
Replies: 39
Views: 868

Says a lot about our friends in the North...they wonder why we can't take them seriously. Love the "political" bit about asylum seekers, couldn't make it up, too funny. Bet they'd love this in Holland. That 40 year old black dude at the beginning is pure jokes...haha as big as the beatles!...
by pato banton
Wed Sep 02, 2009 8:32 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Possibly the greatest music video ever created
Replies: 23
Views: 438

Breeze. This is the greatest music video ever made.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VBdAY8eA9w

I met the singer/guitarist once. Total and utter tnuc.
by pato banton
Sat Jul 25, 2009 1:45 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Neo Geo
Replies: 5
Views: 131

Yeah the console cost about the same as the games, something ludicrous like $300 each, even more in the UK...part of the reason why I was thinking of getting one now, looks like a bargain on ebay. This game was sick, I had a mate who finished one of the versions in the arcade, only put about $4, got...
by pato banton
Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:59 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Neo Geo
Replies: 5
Views: 131

Neo Geo

Who had/has one? Still have a neo geo pocket colour from back in the day, had a wicked beat em up and golf game, the names escape me...took in on a trip back to my homeland Oz, it was wicked had the longest battery life known to man, pure memories. Am living in the US at the mo seen a neo console on...
by pato banton
Tue May 12, 2009 12:43 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Infected Mushroom
Replies: 16
Views: 1467

Hallucinogen and Cosmosis are well worth checking out, if you like that kind of thing...Shiva Space Technology is a good label too.