Waddabout 'S.T.O.L. Yaknow? Short for 'Bristol' (might be indicative of how you'll go, as in acronym for 'Short Take Off And Landing'.....

Suckin'weed vapours out of a plastic bag?!!! Shisshhh! Try smokin' the bag!Better still,some use a plastic biro tube to suck smoke off a spitball....NO!Stick the biro ON the spitball and experience a straight hit of polypropo-deadobrain to the medula!You'll only try it once.....

I think you will find HERPES a natural disaster!And here 'Arac', pick the piece up and blow your little pea without a pod of that rubbery red neck......ah!Now that would be a benefit to humanity no matter what colour you were.(probably hate women too,hey?)

The End draws a little nearer-Burma,China,Chilean volcano,droughts,floods,ice cap collapses,not to mention financial and military contributions.And to top it all off,notice food shortages/riots in Cairo and other third world sites?Seems like the primary cause of this is food producers getting better...

Prefer to gravitate to something with an historical bent with at least one foot in non-fiction.....Josh Slocum auto, Forrester's 'The Gun',Xavier Herbert's 'Capricornia', La Pierre's 'Freedom At Midnight'.It's interesting seeing so many old school texts coming up for mention-Camus,Huxley,etc.Weren't...

Gumby. Fuckin' indestructible rubbery little bastard.By the way GWA what IS that "device"? Looks like Captain Nemo's/Jules Verne's C19th version of an atomic anal probe.What will your future children fear about xmas and birthdays?! OOOOOHHAAAHAAAAA!! Look what I got you for YOUR pleasure,J...

Jesus,you poor buggers.Frothin' at the mouth over those oily, crappy slabs of shitty nosh.Seriously, I'm not paying YOU out because I realise UK is so expensive and only the wealthy can afford the good stuff but man, go to parts less travelled and, if you like fish, eat like a king (or queen if you'...

I owe it all to older, ventilated(venerated?) brother who has shown me shining path to celestial heaven........i.e. sun shines brilliantly out of big arse.

Epithet's pic raises a question-what the fuck are those two hunks a' meat hanking off this person?! If it's a guy that's are some set of giant,crinkly balls.

Talk about karma.This 'quake instigated by push from Indian sub-continent.Perhaps the Dalai Lama and co. sent a warning via the forces that be.Pics of Chinese president/premier at the scene contradict the supposedly inscrutable commie archetype, the guy was distraught and almost frantic in his effor...

Been on down, down,down,down to the Yangtze. Sky was blue,air was clean, surf was pumpin',no one seen, cows in paddocks as green as gree..... ......hey......this ain't China! This is fuckin'..... ......YEAH!This is fuckin'......CULBURRA??!! How the fuck did I get here? Ah well,could be worse, like C...

Goin' down.
goin'down,down,down
to the Yangtze.

Got no work today
so it's off to surf and play
....in the Yangtze?

It'll sure be one great fluke
if I avoid a terminal puke
surfin' the Yangtze.

Great Beijing Olympic Games wil fill us all with pride and piss for all planet.And what do you fuk,muk?

Leg,cut the shit, stop the internal agonizing, go travel-'See the world ma boy!',take the drop at 'Pipe', swim with the great whites at Jeffries,try to drop in on ol' Dhura, blow some NQ gunge.......whatever-BUT NO REGRETS,PARD! If ya hearts not in it,don' fuckin' do it........or do you want to be c...

Thanking you,drunkshleppa, we are now one,we are truely all in the alltogether, one Great BOT!....And from this Great Bot shall there emerge an enormous...(ah! Damn my infernal ignorance of your worldly English,white,round-eyes!The day is coming when you will all be eating AND speaking Mandarin.)......

Thanking you,drunkshleppa, we are now one,we are truely all in the alltogether, one Great BOT!....And from this Great Bot shall there emerge an enormous...(ah! Damn my infernal ignorance of your worldly English,white,round-eyes!The day is coming when you will all be eating AND speaking Mandarin.)......

So, 'autopapaphobia' would be one's fear of turning into the pope? e.g."Pass the fookin' salt e diem capos.....shwienhund!" Feels good.Where can I get more?

You sound softly erotic and cynical.....Tibetan....?

Yeah,I can appreciate the skill levels of soccer....just a pity about the drama queens who take a dive e.g. Oz losing out to Italians in world cup due to a cheat. Still, nothing like a nice bit of blood-letting from League's State of Origin or union's Bledisloe cup! Now that's a rush.

So confusin' (confucian?!).I depressed myself heavily after looking at your thorts.To release my pain I lie down behind my desk and listen happy to best Shanghai music maker-FRED FLINT AND THE YABBA DUBSTEP DOO DONGS! ...............WIIIILLLLLLMMMMMAAAAAAAHHHHH!