Fancy going halfers on a bastard?

fancy a game of Carnival?

Whats that?

Well, you sit on my face and i guess your weight.

One to use on the sluts... "...So how many guys you got with tonight?" - "...2" "Wanna make that 3?" *Girl dives on your face* "...So how many guys you got with tonight?" - "...Erm none?" "Wanna make that 1?" *possible slap?/accomplished s...

hi,you dont sweaty much for a fat bird.

my penis is 15 inches, around.....think about it.

London Posse

Newgrange is better

Is it really 8 years, god time flys by. RIP Princess Diana.

Guy was having fun ffs. I'm joking mate, I make it my mission whenever I'm at a rave to get ont he stage and make a tit of myself. If you can't lose control,w hat's the point? Prudes at raves can fuck off. If you cant act a drunken tit, whats the point of drinking. :lol: Im just glad camera phones ...

I remember it well, they postponed a sodding Hibs game becasue of it, cheers Bin Laden/Evil Muslims/NWO/FBI/Reptilian Thingys *


delete as applicable.

I was watching tv, watched the whole thing with a carry out. livened up an otherwise dull Tuesday.

Guy was having fun ffs. I'm joking mate, I make it my mission whenever I'm at a rave to get ont he stage and make a tit of myself. If you can't lose control,w hat's the point? Prudes at raves can fuck off. If you cant act a drunken tit, whats the point of drinking. :lol: Im just glad camera phones ...

Guy was having fun ffs.

they launched the official commemorative WTC 9/11 website today, but it was that vcrap it crashed, the whole thing went down after just two hits

DJ Whistla wrote:Jamie and the Magic Torch?

Was thinking that but there was no spaceship IIRC. Dug was called Wordsworth. Great show.

what a shower of c***s.

I met Grotbags.

And i was in the same DMC heats as Dj Itchy on his debut.

18 months in Greenock.... The Lockerbie bomber got less.

Greenock...Paisley..

Basra would a better destination.

unfold wrote:

Jaffa Cakes 1.16

that's not a biscuit!

Indeed.

Mr Potter ruled that the Jaffa Cake is a cake. McVities therefore won the case and VAT is not paid on Jaffa Cakes

Where'd you get the beauty scar, tough guy? Eatin' pussy? :lol: I got glassed by some Serb Hools before the Serbia v Poland game....that was bad but the doctors made it worse, stitches in your face with no anisthetic and a huge needle & thread hurts like hell i can tell ye. Good-Cheap booze &...