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by _Agu_
Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:18 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Successful theft
Replies: 56
Views: 1140

Re: Successful theft

how do you steal cigarettes. or are they not behind the counter in the US. fuck stealing. your mums didnt raise you right They are behind the counter these days over here in Finland, since some law about it came out a year ago or something. Not too long ago, some stores had them right in front of y...
by _Agu_
Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:01 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Successful theft
Replies: 56
Views: 1140

Re: Successful theft

Clothing/cigarettes/alcohol/sweets/snacks/headphones and other electronic crap, mostly because who has money to buy all that when you're a teen, unless you have parents who buy you anything you want. When I was 14, we did a break-in on local store in a middle of the night without any sort of plannin...
by _Agu_
Fri Jan 09, 2015 3:56 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Opiates
Replies: 129
Views: 8997

Re: Opiates

^^ Fuck, I don't even want to imagine this happening in some bigger procedure. Some people have woke up with their belly sliced open. Read some shit about someone who had a tooth removal. Doctor tried to pull the tooth off and then came to the conclusion "it's a toughie, give me a scalpel"...
by _Agu_
Fri Jan 09, 2015 2:41 pm
Forum: Sound Design
Topic: Barely Alive - Shudder Scream??
Replies: 2
Views: 1406

Re: Barely Alive - Shudder Scream??

I've always wondered how they make this sort of "screaming" wobbles/growls (KillSonik and Zomboy for example). I feel like there's either shit loads resonance on a filter/eq and some specific type of distortion after that in the fx chain to get that fuzzy quality, or lots of automation on ...
by _Agu_
Fri Jan 09, 2015 10:24 am
Forum: Production, Hardware & Technical
Topic: Why Musical Talent Isn't Enough to Achieve Success
Replies: 40
Views: 12288

Re: Why Musical Talent Isn't Enough to Achieve Success

Just my point of view. It sucks, but that's just how I see it. There's probably thousands or millions of different sorts of artists (not only musicians, other form of artists too) who have been doing whatever they do for years or even decades and they are damn good at it, but their style makes sure ...
by _Agu_
Fri Jan 09, 2015 10:12 am
Forum: Production, Hardware & Technical
Topic: Why Musical Talent Isn't Enough to Achieve Success
Replies: 40
Views: 12288

Re: Why Musical Talent Isn't Enough to Achieve Success

I'd I was just trying to say that the type of music you make matters how "successful" you're to some point. I could guess that to many people "success" equals to money, fame and being better in something than others (really successful athletes for example). How would you think yo...
by _Agu_
Fri Jan 09, 2015 8:20 am
Forum: Production, Hardware & Technical
Topic: Why Musical Talent Isn't Enough to Achieve Success
Replies: 40
Views: 12288

Re: Why Musical Talent Isn't Enough to Achieve Success

I'd like to add to this: what is good music?. How long has Burial been making music for example? I don't think he is exactly rolling in a big pile of cash..
by _Agu_
Fri Jan 09, 2015 1:09 am
Forum: Production, Hardware & Technical
Topic: So, did you hear, Camel Audio has gone tits up?
Replies: 30
Views: 11270

Re: So, did you hear, Camel Audio has gone tits up?

Some guess for buy outs are Ableton, Apple and Logic. If somebody bought them out, my first guess would be NI. Hasn't it been pretty much NI Absynth vs CamelAudio Alchemy for some time already? I've seen lots of stuff like "should I buy Absynth?" with answers usually being "get Alche...
by _Agu_
Fri Jan 09, 2015 12:16 am
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Nokia $29 "Brick" phone with 1 month battery
Replies: 28
Views: 639

Re: Nokia $29 "Brick" phone with 1 month battery

I always get wtf feeling when I go to a store and see these rip off "granny phones" aka Nokia 3310s, just wider and bigger buttons, probably even less features and still having around 100€ (over 100$) price tags on them.
by _Agu_
Fri Jan 09, 2015 12:05 am
Forum: Production, Hardware & Technical
Topic: So, did you hear, Camel Audio has gone tits up?
Replies: 30
Views: 11270

Re: So, did you hear, Camel Audio has gone tits up?

Some guess for buy outs are Ableton, Apple and Logic. If somebody bought them out, my first guess would be NI. Hasn't it been pretty much NI Absynth vs CamelAudio Alchemy for some time already? I've seen lots of stuff like "should I buy Absynth?" with answers usually being "get Alche...
by _Agu_
Thu Jan 08, 2015 11:52 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Slapping chicks
Replies: 28
Views: 909

Re: Slapping chicks

wobbles wrote:def not staged bruh
Anything fistfights you see in videos are pretty easy to stage. If you want something that's by like 95% chance not fake, you can find pretty damn disturbing and realistic looking videos around the internet from places like Syria etc.
by _Agu_
Thu Jan 08, 2015 11:30 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Slapping chicks
Replies: 28
Views: 909

Re: Slapping chicks

#basicstuff

by _Agu_
Thu Jan 08, 2015 10:52 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: "Rape"
Replies: 132
Views: 10093

Re: "Rape"

Film your every session? Oh wait, then there's possibility you also forced her to say "yes" to the tape too...
by _Agu_
Thu Jan 08, 2015 10:38 pm
Forum: Sound Design
Topic: What sound/instrument is this?
Replies: 1
Views: 942

Re: What sound/instrument is this?

Detuned saw waves playing chords + envelope with short attack and long release on the filter cutoff + fx. I got something similar in ES2 in 30 seconds. Hard part is probably trying to figure out airy sounding chords with it.
by _Agu_
Thu Jan 08, 2015 10:30 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: "Rape"
Replies: 132
Views: 10093

Re: "Rape"

false rape claims This messes shit up a bit. If there's been 2 or more people having sex together and no random witnesses anywhere nearby, nobody else never really knows what really happened. If you were a woman, what would a be a better way to save your ass if you would get caught on cheating than...
by _Agu_
Thu Jan 08, 2015 11:56 am
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Gun attack on French magazine Charlie Hebdo kills 11
Replies: 257
Views: 8828

Re: Gun attack on French magazine Charlie Hebdo kills 11

In the case they left IDs in the car by accident and not on purpose, what a fail if you ask me. Still they are humans after all so mistakes happen, but fuck, doing something like that and getting caught because you left your ID card in a getaway car..... would probably shoot myself just because I wo...
by _Agu_
Thu Jan 08, 2015 10:27 am
Forum: Sound Design
Topic: Zomboy Sound Design Cracked?
Replies: 35
Views: 12876

Re: Zomboy Sound Design Cracked?

^ Damn son...
by _Agu_
Thu Jan 08, 2015 9:52 am
Forum: Production, Hardware & Technical
Topic: Post Your Random Thoughts: for the production heads
Replies: 105
Views: 22935

Re: Post Your Random Thoughts: for the production heads

Random thought: Spent 20€ (about 25$) on some piece of crap gaming headphones, just so I can chat shit with people. Turns out these have tighter sub than any "real" headphones I ever had.
by _Agu_
Thu Jan 08, 2015 12:17 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Worst DSF Awards ever
Replies: 46
Views: 13282

Re: Worst DSF Awards ever

especially, when you have to hack your way through thick masses of shit like half the stuff u just described? Well what is shit depends on your taste. I don't consider all tracks that have rich midrange content or more loudness than usual as shit. I'm just not that interested in music with no varia...
by _Agu_
Thu Jan 08, 2015 12:09 am
Forum: Production, Hardware & Technical
Topic: U-he Presswerk anyone?
Replies: 20
Views: 8158

Re: U-he Presswerk anyone?

I think there was thread on IDMforums about this and people seemed to be quite happy with it.