You guys should check out 'dead baby jokes'. Like anti jokes, only sicker.

How do you stop a dead baby from swinging on a washing line?

With a shovel.

A Horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?"
The Horse replies, "I have AIDs."

What do you call a muslim flying a plane?

The pilot.

particle-jim wrote:

Kid Robotik wrote:do it

did it

Saw it.

Have we a link?

EDIT, im on my phone so it may not be showing up. ShalL watch later

Electric_Head wrote:and no mention of K????

It's only cus we know he doesn't need any encouragement.

Electric_Head wrote:a lyons appreciation thread about sausage sandwiches.
I guess that is on par with the level of threads he posted.

Haha was thinking the exact same thing. He'd be so chuffed.

I liked the panda joke. I think I'm pretty lucky to be around girls who get my jokes, It could be that I'm hilariously funny to everyone, but I think it's just more likely to be that they pity my attempts and laugh so as not to hurt my feelings. Also, how can 7 8 9 be a valid answer? Considering 9 i...

This is great haha

hutyluty wrote:BAN COMFISTILE

Can't touch dis.

He said ''chinks'' to describe Chinese people that's why. It's not like we don't say...... the 'n' word all the time? You will be missed my dear boy! so you're justifying the use of racial slurs? i don't like the N word either so what's your point.. Not justifying it, just saying I thought it was f...

LACE wrote:He said ''chinks'' to describe Chinese people that's why.

It's not like we don't say...... the 'n' word all the time?

You will be missed my dear boy!

Take the whole track down a bit and throw in some out of tune dark stabs in there. Also minor key is haunting as are diminished chords. Sus4 + sus2 chords can also be cool in that kind of thing. Stretched samples of screams, Strange timing too. Playing up through a major scale right till the end and...

meh couldnt care less its like ppl who talk sht abt zomboy for supposedly using a skrillex sample... who cares, still awesome sounding stuff that took a lot of work and creativity y u tlk lyk u txtin? its anyin 2 say da least. Leave him alone, at least he didn't say 'could' care less. Dat shit's do...

1) The Bucky Shudder 2) Bucky Lips Check 3) Slurred speech after reaching just below the neck of the bottle Check 4) Bucky Legs 5) Bucky Shits Check May have experienced the other two aswell, but I can't be certain. Is the shudder while drinking? Or after? Or the morning after? Get the shakes the m...

1) The Bucky Shudder 2) Bucky Lips Check 3) Slurred speech after reaching just below the neck of the bottle Check 4) Bucky Legs 5) Bucky Shits Check May have experienced the other two aswell, but I can't be certain. Is the shudder while drinking? Or after? Or the morning after? Get the shakes the m...

That much booze would drive anyone mad!! Is it called Scotsmac cos its literally Scot's Smack? Whats the price you guys pay for Bucky in your bit? Its £7 here on average. Aye usually about that, maybe a tad cheaper, but not a lot. I remember when I was 16 it was a fiver a bottle. Those were the day...

Ohhh noo buckfast? That shit makes me go mental. I mean really. I drank loads of rum one evening before going out then a bottle of buckfast in the last 10 minutes before leaving. went to see Jay 5ive and G Double and carried on with a few pints. then went round punching people in the stomach for no...

Plasmic aka Hanlo wrote:

QuestionableCause wrote:anyone tried this stuff?

Foook what the fooook is that???

I've actually heard people talking about that, I think my mates have had it once or twice actually. Whiskey and wine...

wormcode wrote:

AxeD wrote: Reminds me of this Fox news idiot with his catch phrase: you can't explain that! Forgot his name.

tide comes in, tide goes out... never a miscommunication

legendary argument

My god, that presenter is a fucking derp if I've ever seen one.