Crash Fistfight wrote:It would be like velcro

So if 2 teens did manage a canoodle, would their tounges be stuck together? Thus teaching them some sort of lesson.

noiccccce tune, been in my head 24/7 for time...

The legend that is Gianfranco Zola said he and his father both owe'd their fitness in their older years to a lifetime of fasting once a week. a nice random fact for ya

More please

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lockle!

anyone realise they couldnt spark a lighter up on the dance floor with out major effort? oxygen levels were only reachable if u squated down...FUK...must have been completely smoked out. You just solved my mystery of how i bust my lighter, then 3 more head's in a row... felt a bit of a tnuc really....

SHNYDE wrote:

Leah wrote:
Just don't wear nice shoes......

that is a fucking good idea! although i'll be selling plastic bags and elastic bands for £1.50 a go by the door

I did actually seriously consider this in my pissed up state.... Festival stylee

OI, if you can get to this, GET TO IT!!!

Last one was sik..... back to the old days!!!

Just don't wear nice shoes......

And that's why I love dubstep, the cream of the crop appreciate it

I'd like to see more women getting into the sound and not just going because there is a surplus of guys to get their teeth into.[/quote]


yes

Happy Bday gyal, hope was a good'n!!

MSG is EEEEEVIL!!!!!
i'm allergic, you wouldn't beleive the tings they put that shit into.... Pretty much all processed food in a packet, and drinks!!

Avoid if poss, can fuck ur body up good'n propa...
Hmmm, i dream of eatting Chinese...

ahhhh thats a keeper!!

Hate to join the winge, but yeah, it's getting tired listenin to the birds in the toilets " yeah we only come for the fit blokes, music is shit anyway, no waste man will buy me a drink... " FUCK OFF TO WEATHERSPOONS

I travelled on a train today, all by myself.
I also said boo to a goose.

And then i bought 2 cushions.
One has feathers.

Just like the goose.

Give us back our f*ckin weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!!!!!!!!

stnuc.

I boss blokes around all day and get paid for it!!

Look after teams of engineers all over the country fixing medical equipment. Foooookin hectic.
So if your in hospital and can't have life saving treatment due to broken down equipment, blame me!!

That filthy dub add was jooooooooooooooookes.

Funniest ad i've ever heard standard

I had a wikid night, on a full stagger mission.

Big up the still recovering cru......

got it on DVD but aint watched it yet as need to be not-so-lean to follow the sub titles.....
tried, and it looked good.
But was too lean...

Leg-End!!!

Space invaders = BIG!!!

Thankyou for this gift