How to steal from an all you can eat?

ezza · Post by **ezza** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 4:51 pm

Anyone got any tips? I'm broke but got a free voucher for zaza bazaare tonight. Thinking lining a back pack with a tesco bag is the best way?

Doozle · Post by **Doozle** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 4:53 pm

Line your backpack and your pockets and just try and get a corner seat or something

wub · Post by **wub** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 4:57 pm

Wear combat trousers, a big coat w/ lots of pockets, and take a backpack.

Dropping straight into a Tesco bag will be too obvious and risk cross contamination of flavours....you're better off getting a pack of freezer/sandwich bags that way you can individually wrap portions as you go.

volcanogeorge · Post by **volcanogeorge** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 4:58 pm

just consulted my copy of steal this book

it says to sew a plastic bag into your tshirt and wear a big jacket over it

book's shit tho

wubstep · Post by **wubstep** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:06 pm

WHERE DO I GET THIS VOUCHER?!

alphacat · Post by **alphacat** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:08 pm

You could also just line yer pockets with plastic wrap.

mo_respect · Post by **mo_respect** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:09 pm

you could not be a dick and just eat until you're full...then go get a job and buy some food

ezza · Post by **ezza** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:15 pm

Thanks guys. Never contemplated cross contamination, good call. Tbf though if i just steal 2 different types of food, maybe Chinese and Indian, the mix will be nice.

Me and my mate have put 2 t-shirts on, the one underneath with a bin liner attached. Hopefully buy missing our mouths the food will fall in an 'accidental' manor, resulting with food in the bag.

The nervs are kicking in now though, only time will tell.

ezza · Post by **ezza** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:17 pm

Also @wubstep they were giving them out on the uwe campus, i've got 4

Runs out tomorrow though.

sandy chinos · Post by **sandy chinos** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:18 pm

student lyf

LACE · Post by **LACE** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:20 pm

don't you go somewhere to sit down at an all you can eat? grab what you want to take, go to your seated area and stuff it in a ziploc under the table or something?..keep going back as many times as needed with adequately spaced intervals

ezza · Post by **ezza** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:21 pm

mo respect wrote:you could not be a dick and just eat until you're full...then go get a job and buy some food

Yeah man sounds real fun

Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:21 pm

This is amazing

New Sense · Post by **New Sense** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:29 pm

A friend and I once went to an all you can eat Chinese buffet equipped with a large plastic Tupperware type boxes that we had just purchase from Poundland. We placed them in the bottom of a plastic bag, disguised amongst a couple of other shopping bags we had and placed them on the seats next to us, slightly open.

I filled half of my plate with rice and what ever chicken dish they had and the other half with chicken wings and prawn toast etc. I sat at my table eating the nibbley bits and when the coast was clear quickly tipped the rice and chicken into the bag trying to keep it to one side of the box. I then finished the chicken wings so I had bones left on my plate so it didnt look suspicious.

Then i filled up my plate with an assortment of nibbley bits once again and when the staff weren't looking i put a couple of handfulls in the middle of the box to act as a divider. Then i got a plate of noodles and another meat dish along with some more wings etc and emptied the noodle half into the remaining side of the box. I then layered the top of the box with more nibbley bits to reduce movement.

It was a delicate process and not easy as the staff watch you like a hawk, but it was a laugh and I got away with it. Only problem was that despite my best efforts to separate the foods it was still a bit of a a mix up by the time i got it home.

A similar technique works with a sports bag in the trolley when stealing food from Sainsburys.

kay · Post by **kay** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:36 pm

Agent 47 wrote:Also @wubstep they were giving them out on the uwe campus, i've got 4 Runs out tomorrow though.

Want. Voucher.

I don't even know what food they do in there.

phrex · Post by **phrex** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:39 pm

Agent 47 wrote:
mo respect wrote:you could not be a dick and just eat until you're full...then go get a job and buy some food
Yeah man sounds real fun

mo_respect · Post by **mo_respect** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:41 pm

Agent 47 wrote:
mo respect wrote:you could not be a dick and just eat until you're full...then go get a job and buy some food
Yeah man sounds real fun

thats because you're a bitch, bro

ezza · Post by **ezza** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:46 pm

@kay - they do everything, like everything. Even sushi & i fucking love sushi

@ mo respect - Bitch with free food YA'LL

mo_respect · Post by **mo_respect** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:56 pm

*y'all

dubfordessert · Post by **dubfordessert** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:00 pm

try a food bank if you're that despo, go to citizens advice and see if they'll help you out http://eastbristol.foodbank.org.uk/how-it-works
you can also ask for an emergency loan from your uni until you get your shit sorted out

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