Your a bit

[faust.dtc]

I need a shit but have no toilet roll...

Which method to use???

[nicenice]

Hand and sink.

[j-sh]

Bucket/jug of water, clean your arse like most of the world does. I know I do.

(Only real problem is drying up..)

that's so foul. couldn't believe it when my uni housemate told me about it. the bottle of evian next to the bog used to turn my stomach every time i saw it

i reckon it's cleaner really. If you got poo smeared in your armpit (somehow) you wouldn't just wipe it with tissue.. you'd wash that shit! why not the same for your bum?

[crackf]

i was in a chineese airport and took a shit without checking for paper, ended up having to use a 100 note to wipe my ass with

felt pretty swanky tellin people ive wiped my ass with a 100 note, till i say that 100rmb is about 1 pound in england

[symmetricalsounds]

Bucket/jug of water, clean your arse like most of the world does. I know I do.

(Only real problem is drying up..)

bit of a shake and it's all good.

[BaronVon]

Bucket/jug of water, clean your arse like most of the world does. I know I do.

(Only real problem is drying up..)

that's so foul. couldn't believe it when my uni housemate told me about it. the bottle of evian next to the bog used to turn my stomach every time i saw it

i reckon it's cleaner really. If you got poo smeared in your armpit (somehow) you wouldn't just wipe it with tissue.. you'd wash that shit! why not the same for your bum?

This
Toilet paper is nasty, rubbing shit into your arse crack is not the one. In Thailand we use what i call the arse douche/bum gun, it's a high powered shower head located next to the bog. Haven't had a clagnut in 2 years. A marvellous invention.

[gwa]

oooold thread

[dubloke]

all about the toilets in Japan, they have a little hose on the end of an arm under the rim that comes out when you press a button and squirts water on your arse. when i was in tokyo airport i tried it but didnt realise how powerful/ hot the water was so jumped up out the way without switching it off and the cubicle got soaked

[noam]

Bucket/jug of water, clean your arse like most of the world does. I know I do.

(Only real problem is drying up..)

that's so foul. couldn't believe it when my uni housemate told me about it. the bottle of evian next to the bog used to turn my stomach every time i saw it

i reckon it's cleaner really. If you got poo smeared in your armpit (somehow) you wouldn't just wipe it with tissue.. you'd wash that shit! why not the same for your bum?

This
Toilet paper is nasty, rubbing shit into your arse crack is not the one. In Thailand we use what i call the arse douche/bum gun, it's a high powered shower head located next to the bog. Haven't had a clagnut in 2 years. A marvellous invention.

all about the bum gun, so fresh, so clean!

[ashley]

all about doing those poos where you wipe and it turns out you didn't need to actually wipe.

[*grand*]

...jump in shower...

She got there first... jump in shower..

[helix]

Also, in regards to the thread title, it's not MY a bit. Must be yours.

[Phigure]

i don't seem to possess an "a bit" at the moment, so i haven't got a clue what you're talking about

[mashmash]

all about doing those poos where you wipe and it turns out you didn't need to actually wipe.

the dry poo is the one

the worst ones are when it gets tangled in the hair to the point where it becomes a scissor job

[Phigure]

all about doing those poos where you wipe and it turns out you didn't need to actually wipe.

the dry poo is the one

the worst ones are when it gets tangled in the hair to the point where it becomes a scissor job

yeah

ass hair is fucking stupid

although i shaved it once and it was pretty unbearable

[helix]

all about doing those poos where you wipe and it turns out you didn't need to actually wipe.

the dry poo is the one

the worst ones are when it gets tangled in the hair to the point where it becomes a scissor job

yeah

ass hair is fucking stupid

although i shaved it once and it was pretty unbearable

I just get my dad to wax my ass.

[Phigure]

all about doing those poos where you wipe and it turns out you didn't need to actually wipe.

the dry poo is the one

the worst ones are when it gets tangled in the hair to the point where it becomes a scissor job

yeah

ass hair is fucking stupid

although i shaved it once and it was pretty unbearable

I just get my dad to wax my ass.

how's that working out for you

[helix]

all about doing those poos where you wipe and it turns out you didn't need to actually wipe.

the dry poo is the one

the worst ones are when it gets tangled in the hair to the point where it becomes a scissor job

yeah

ass hair is fucking stupid

although i shaved it once and it was pretty unbearable

I just get my dad to wax my ass.

how's that working out for you

Pretty good.

[mashmash]

all about doing those poos where you wipe and it turns out you didn't need to actually wipe.

the dry poo is the one

the worst ones are when it gets tangled in the hair to the point where it becomes a scissor job

yeah

ass hair is fucking stupid

although i shaved it once and it was pretty unbearable

I just get my dad to wax my ass.

so you're the girl off that efukt video

[mashmash]

all about doing those poos where you wipe and it turns out you didn't need to actually wipe.

the dry poo is the one

the worst ones are when it gets tangled in the hair to the point where it becomes a scissor job

yeah

ass hair is fucking stupid

although i shaved it once and it was pretty unbearable

i can imagine. that's the one thing i don't envy about pornstars - having to get your gooch and everything else shaved