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Re: Benefit Fraud

Post by test_recordings » Wed Jul 06, 2011 7:24 pm

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Re: Benefit Fraud

Post by fuagofire » Wed Jul 06, 2011 10:06 pm

firky wrote: What I don't get is how, on very little evidence and without knowing her from adam, you've come to the conclusion that she is fraudulently claiming benefits. For all you know she could work from home, have a large inheritance, have MS etc. I mean think about it? Why would someone need their house cleaned all day every day? It's obviously a support worker or a carer getting her up in the mornings so her daughter does not need to provide the care that other children do and go to school.
Ok, you have a fantastically good point there. {and i'm not taking the piss}
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Re: Benefit Fraud

Post by fuagofire » Wed Jul 06, 2011 10:21 pm

firky wrote:
the acid never lies wrote:While I'm at it, if I ever hear people use the words 'the taxpayer' I'm gonna flip. Everyone is technically a taxpayer even (gasp!) people on the dole or in the public sector.
I hear ya! "taxpayer" is the same as "disgusted, turnbridge wells."


You pay taxes? W00py fucking do, here's a medal. :mrgreen:

no, you don't pay it, it's theft.

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Re: Benefit Fraud

Post by fuagofire » Wed Jul 06, 2011 10:25 pm

say_whut wrote:
garethom wrote:Nobody should be allowed money, as we clearly can't be trusted with it.
This, basically...
yeah, cos that would be fuckin' great! :dunce:

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Re: Benefit Fraud

Post by fuagofire » Wed Jul 06, 2011 10:29 pm

firky wrote:
fuagofire wrote: Well non-fuckwit of genius tower, you don't choose to be taxed either, I was born here thats why I live here, as soon as I can fuck off somewhere else I will.
Basically tax is theft because its non voluntary, some of us happen to think that high taxes are fucking this country in the bum. Some of us think that our 3 year old children could tell you that if corporations could not evade tax as much they might very well choose to fuck off to hong kong and live by their low tax laws. some of us think 3 year old children could tell you this might loose people their jobs.
But I suppose having a mild understanding of economics makes me a fuckwit.
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Sorry, please explain why the current income tax system is good, and why i'm a out of date TV presenter. Please tell me how the current Tax system helps "working class" people without digging up zombie politics from the 70's?

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Re: Benefit Fraud

Post by firky » Thu Jul 07, 2011 3:02 am

I don't think the current system is good. I think people should pay more tax. I am your worst nightmare, fella :D

As for Kilroy, he once said something very like what I quoted you saying when he was leader of Veritas.

Why did you put working class in inverted commas, btw, if you want to call them scum. Go for it.
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Re: Benefit Fraud

Post by nowaysj » Thu Jul 07, 2011 8:43 am

bm highlight of this thread so far.
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Re: Benefit Fraud

Post by bright maroon » Thu Jul 07, 2011 5:40 pm

Harry Potter Seven Issue

Whenever your place of employment comes to you and says that you have been specially chosen for spot on an important project..
refuse it, run...because it means you're about to get fucked royally...

I fell for this - thinking it may have a positive affect on my company standing and/or resume..

The pre-orders for the release of HP7 in the North-East US were @300,000.
(I am violating confidentiality rules by speaking numbers)

There is an internet postage law that says..
Once an item has been charged to the customer - you have exactly 6 days to ship...

So...300,00%6=50,000 items needed to be packed and prepared to ship per day...above and beyond normal business
That's 25,000 items per shift...
(which also equals $425,000 dollars in cash terms..the book sold for $17...
That's $850,000 - per day..
I was paid $11.60 an hour which equals..$114 a day...after taxes..)

I haven't even gotten to the hard part yet...
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Re: Benefit Fraud

Post by bright maroon » Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:01 pm

...ok

I have a headache, my knee hurts, and I have to shit...
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Re: Benefit Fraud

Post by firky » Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:06 pm

Girls don't shit.
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Re: Benefit Fraud

Post by bagelator » Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:08 pm

DRTY wrote:well I would feel bad if she went to prison or something, but I also think it's disgusting that she lives off the state.
do you read the daily mail by any chance?

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Re: Benefit Fraud

Post by mikey_g » Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:16 pm

fuagofire wrote:
firky wrote:
the acid never lies wrote:While I'm at it, if I ever hear people use the words 'the taxpayer' I'm gonna flip. Everyone is technically a taxpayer even (gasp!) people on the dole or in the public sector.
I hear ya! "taxpayer" is the same as "disgusted, turnbridge wells."


You pay taxes? W00py fucking do, here's a medal. :mrgreen:

no, you don't pay it, it's theft.

cant believe you're still on that :u:
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Re: Benefit Fraud

Post by bagelator » Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:20 pm

£10 Bag wrote:
danrev wrote:wow alot of grasses here.
Is it still wrong to be a grass if you know of a paedophile in your area?! Fuck that, grass them up!
now this is just pure brass eye next level lols.

Should we burn the paedos as well?

You do realise they can remotely take over your computer and paedoize your kids?

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Re: Benefit Fraud

Post by DRTY » Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:20 pm

bagelator wrote:
DRTY wrote:well I would feel bad if she went to prison or something, but I also think it's disgusting that she lives off the state.
do you read the daily mail by any chance?
read the thread.

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Re: Benefit Fraud

Post by __________ » Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:25 pm

bagelator wrote:
£10 Bag wrote:
danrev wrote:wow alot of grasses here.
Is it still wrong to be a grass if you know of a paedophile in your area?! Fuck that, grass them up!
now this is just pure brass eye next level lols.

Should we burn the paedos as well?

You do realise they can remotely take over your computer and paedoize your kids?
What's your point?
If I knew of a paedo, I'd ring the police, no doubt. I would have no shame.

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Re: Benefit Fraud

Post by bagelator » Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:27 pm

£10 Bag wrote:
danrev wrote:wow alot of grasses here.
but if we've got the average man thinking it's OK to fuck everyone and rob benefits, its no wonder we've got politicians doing the same shit on a bigger scale.

Yeah, stamp on the "Average Man". Keep the uppity little pipsqueak away from the dosh. who does he think he is? :a:

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Re: Benefit Fraud

Post by bagelator » Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:28 pm

DRTY wrote:
bagelator wrote:
DRTY wrote:well I would feel bad if she went to prison or something, but I also think it's disgusting that she lives off the state.
do you read the daily mail by any chance?
read the thread.
yeah i have done now. so you read the daily mail, and £10 bag is a knee jerk reactionary who thinks we should burn paedos at the stake. (just messing by the way)

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Re: Benefit Fraud

Post by garethom » Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:30 pm

Some people bare overreact to fucking everything when it comes to class.

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Re: Benefit Fraud

Post by clifford_- » Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:31 pm

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Re: Benefit Fraud

Post by bagelator » Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:31 pm

Are they still offering cash incentives for shopping a benefit cheat?

I think this is the crux of the issue:

If you stand to benefit financially from your eagle eye, then do it.

If you stand to gain nothing, apart from "peace of mind" that the "yobbos" haven't quite kicked "Broken Britain" down the staircase, then why bother? So you can tell your grandchildren that you once shopped a benefit fraud?

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