What's the funniest thing to ever happen in dubstep?

mattrelton · Post by **mattrelton** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:33 pm

gchrist wrote:Or the time Coki turned off Goblin half way through and did a 45 minute stand-up routine.

He did what?
As in 45 minutes of stand up comedy?

pangaea · Post by **pangaea** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:05 pm

mattrelton wrote:
gchrist wrote:Or the time Coki turned off Goblin half way through and did a 45 minute stand-up routine.
He did what?
As in 45 minutes of stand up comedy?

yeah man, killed it too!

a very funny act indeed

neka · Post by **neka** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:14 pm

goth trad b2b jill dando

__________ · Post by **__________** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:30 pm

probably the secret ninja hideout in the run-up to the mercury awards
or buffalo (why no mention so far?)
or corpsey

geiom · Post by **geiom** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:33 pm

neka wrote:goth trad b2b jill dando

? very bizarre.

the funniest thing is of course .....

Corpsey.

you knew that when you started the thread.

(Pokes screaming "I'm melting !" before the drops in Leeds one time comes close tho)

gchrist · Post by **gchrist** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:58 pm

Or the time Rusko beat Caspa at scrabble eight times in a row and he got so pissed off he threw the board across the room.

fc · Post by fc » Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:08 pm

when joe nice dropped I wanna sex you up by Colour me Badd at DMZ the looks of confusion were pretty hilarious...

cixxxj · Post by **cixxxj** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:16 pm

one of the funniest internetwise happened to kode9
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuse ... =450296634

harkaransg · Post by **harkaransg** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 4:00 pm

plastician on Mixing Records dvd, too funny. Young plasticman, talking all sorts. And the clip after with plastic and skream in Burger King while L.Dot man films. Back in the day!!!

skream · Post by **skream** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 4:10 pm

harkaransg wrote:plastician on Mixing Records dvd, too funny. Young plasticman, talking all sorts. And the clip after with plastic and skream in Burger King while L.Dot man films. Back in the day!!!

???

my name is not billy · Post by **my name is not billy** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 11:00 pm

missedthebus wrote:http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=LojoMxp7zJM - jokes!
mrk1 cracks me up.

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

Theres always Plasticians special message just for skream :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FM_lVcMU ... re=related

popeye · Post by **popeye** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 11:38 pm

"big up plastician sippin on those wet willies.."

Nomad cracked me up...

Numan · Post by **Numan** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 12:04 am

bassbeyondreason wrote:One time I rubbed dirt on a Mis-Teeq record and told people it was an unreleased Burial dub.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha and that skream slippin on banana skin is pretty funny

harkaransg · Post by **harkaransg** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 10:51 am

skream wrote:
harkaransg wrote:plastician on Mixing Records dvd, too funny. Young plasticman, talking all sorts. And the clip after with plastic and skream in Burger King while L.Dot man films. Back in the day!!!

???

on one of the clips is you and plastic getting food from burger king, back in the day. But theres a clip of a young plastician earlier were hes just chatting random shit. i dont think he'd wanna see it now. one of those things were you go why did i do that

Littlefoot · Post by **Littlefoot** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:32 am

Blackdown wrote:the skream b2b the whole of croydon on rinse show is a contender. Poax going: "Plastic Ian: a very complex polymer" was next level jokes.

legendary show!

Pistonsbeneath · Post by **Pistonsbeneath** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 12:59 pm

i liked it when the whole of dubstep (except caspa but he didnt help him either) chased rusko round fabric shaking their fists furious at his wobble bizznizz...

Pistonsbeneath · Post by **Pistonsbeneath** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:05 pm

bassbeyondreason wrote:One time I rubbed dirt on a Mis-Teeq record and told people it was an unreleased Burial dub.

vex'd ghost goes well with b with me bump n flex mx

plastician · Post by **plastician** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:00 am

I've only just noticed this post.... very funny you fuckers!!!

Out to Skream, the girls dancing in the corner of the room wearing hats was definitely up there.

Bloc Weekender 2007..... Nomad and I go to the canteen after my set, I'm still wearing the pontins tracksuit I found backstage and wore during my set. Security marched me backstage and confiscated the uniform saying I was causing problems for security by wearing staff uniform.... We go back to the canteen, starving so bad as neither me or nomad have eaten all day and it's getting on for 5:30pm.......

........nomad is in a bad way, we've ordered our food and we're sat waiting for it. He keeps moaning about hunger pains. Being lean this adds a bit of laughter in the mix, so we're laughing about how long its been since we ate last. It's about this time that Nomad spots an unattended chicken curry on the table next to us which looks pretty much untouched apart from a few nibbles around the edge of the rice.

Nomad looks at me and without saying anything I already read his mind.... I know what he's thinking, but before I can let this be known he comes out with it, straight, ghetto...

"bruv...... is somebody sat there???....... is that somebody's chicken curry or have they left it???"

I try to talk him out of it but when it comes to free food nomad don't ramp.... he's in there quicker than gary glitter in the ball pool at mcdonalds.

So he's eating away at this unattended curry.... whilst crying laughing at the situation at the same time i occasionally pretend that somebody is walking towards the table out of his line of view, making him worried he's eating somebody's food as they've just popped to the toilets..... the situation peaks and we're laughing so hard that no noise is coming out anymore, we're just shaking, holding our stomachs and crying. This is all happening in front of a Radio One camera crew and about 20 Bloc revellers.

We calm down.... Alex from Bloc comes over and tells us we got some accomodation sorted and gives us a key to the room.... we start walking.... 5, 10, 15, 20 minutes!!!! this chalet is so far away from the main centre its almost in another town!! but given the circumstances we still find this funny.... but not as funny as what happens next......

We enter our new accomodation.. it looks like nobody's been inside it for a few years, it's damp and it's cold. we're laughing.... i walk into the bathroom - some DUTTY blue bath from the 50's complete with live spider... we're crying again........ we finally calm down after a couple of mins, fill up the kettle and sit down in front of the telly.......

...... were finally silent. we've calmed down......

............. 10 seconds pass

..... The television, kettle, lights and every source of electricity and heat in our chalet just cuts out right on cue.

it took us about 10 minutes to pick ourselves off the ground before calling the promoters to find out we needed to walk to the front gate to purchase an electricity token.

Without doubt the funniest 45 mins of my entire life. My stomach hurt the next day when i woke up.

Looking forward to bloc this year!!

ST100 · Post by **ST100** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:05 am

what a fucking story

morro_e · Post by **morro_e** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:32 am

as we were only starting our nights the frequently asked question was - is it going to be only "doublestep" tonight?

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