What the fuk is going on with jumpup?

rob sparx · Post by **rob sparx** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:08 am

Ok I know I've stood up for midrange a fair bit on here in the past and ill hold my hand up to writing the odd turkey but looking at the VINYL chemical weekly sales chart over the last few days has been fucking depressing. Ok all you new producers want to make an impact on the scene and understand that the doors of many established labels are well and truly closed so are going for a real loud in your face sound to get yourself noticed but does it really have to sound SO FUCKING STOOOOPID??

Then theres established names still doing the same old crap as well that sounds pretty fucking stoopid too, I mean I don't have a problem with harsh sounds at all but all this drunk wobble portamento albinoish wobbly basses sliding all over the place like a plastered hobo, the bitcrushed doh-doh's borrowed straight from the most disposable kind of DNB or worst of all the clowny stupid vocals just b4 a drop - big he-man 'huhs' or stupid laughs, real fucking retarded kids TV shite that makes me cringe listening to it as its not even funny

Is there any chance some of you guys can learn some new tricks before you fuck this scene so hard up the arse that it bleeds to death?

WatchYourStep · Post by **WatchYourStep** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:31 am

You enjoy complaining like this? Does it help everything make more sense?

jolly wailer · Post by **jolly wailer** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:37 am

it's hyperbole bro

pompende · Post by **pompende** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:39 am

i think the good people here at dsf can feel your pain.

vishnu · Post by **vishnu** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:08 am

tacospheros · Post by **tacospheros** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:14 am

just wanted to say i caught you at konkrete jungle here in nyc few weeks back, definitely a good diverse set. Respect bruv

as for your post , i feel ya . I just try to support what i like and smile and nod at the stuff i don't. If i really tried to avoid all the horrid crap out there nowadays I'd never go out anymore

knivez · Post by **knivez** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:58 am

i dont know if i would trash it that bad but i have seen my purchases go towards older releases thats for sure

jungletime21 · Post by **jungletime21** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:52 am

big up Rob Sparx, regardless

Arcade and Going Back =

_boring · Post by **_boring** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:07 am

yea some shitty music out there for sure.

brasco · Post by **brasco** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:41 am

rob sparx wrote:Ok I know I've stood up for midrange a fair bit on here in the past and ill hold my hand up to writing the odd turkey but looking at the VINYL chemical weekly sales chart over the last few days has been fucking depressing. Ok all you new producers want to make an impact on the scene and understand that the doors of many established labels are well and truly closed so are going for a real loud in your face sound to get yourself noticed but does it really have to sound SO FUCKING STOOOOPID??

Then theres established names still doing the same old crap as well that sounds pretty fucking stoopid too, I mean I don't have a problem with harsh sounds at all but all this drunk wobble portamento albinoish wobbly basses sliding all over the place like a plastered hobo, the bitcrushed doh-doh's borrowed straight from the most disposable kind of DNB or worst of all the clowny stupid vocals just b4 a drop - big he-man 'huhs' or stupid laughs, real fucking retarded kids TV shite that makes me cringe listening to it as its not even funny

Is there any chance some of you guys can learn some new tricks before you fuck this scene so hard up the arse that it bleeds to death?

couldnt agree more

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:48 am

you tell em Sparxy.

datilt · Post by **datilt** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:27 am

Rob Sparx is right, mostly wobbles are used in a very cheesy way. IMO Rob Sparx is one of only a few producers who is able to produce interesting wobble tunez.

ELLFIVEDEE · Post by **ELLFIVEDEE** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:43 am

datilt wrote:Rob Sparx is right, mostly wobbles are used in a very cheesy way. IMO Rob Sparx is one of only a few producers who is able to produce interesting wobble tunez.

wait dude....you've got a bit of....yeah on your nose....yea...nah it's still there...

sorry I couldn't resist, have no real input the put into this thread except....

...stop whining about how shit everything is and make more non-shit to balance it out?

For The Win Records · Post by **For The Win Records** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:57 am

julesee · Post by **julesee** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:02 am

are you drunk

in before a 17 pager

thinking · Post by **thinking** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:12 am

is this some kind of windup?

herbalicious · Post by **herbalicious** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:22 am

thinking wrote:is this some kind of windup?

I'm unsure of all of this.

jam1 · Post by **jam1** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:09 am

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:08 am

April fools...?

brasco · Post by **brasco** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:23 am

jam1 wrote:Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:08 am

April fools...?

thinking about it you might be right, but would be a shame if it was a wind up

rob sparx · Post by **rob sparx** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:26 am

jam1 wrote:Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:08 am

April fools...?

Hehehe I was trying to get the post in b4 midnight but got carried away needed to get a few things off my chest lol

Not joking I'm sure Doctor P/Cuntfase/Barenoize etc are nice ppl etc but your music is absolute shit and I cant tell the difference between any of you

Im gonna stop whining now and get on a beat anyway...

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