HOW TO KILL BROSTEP FOR GOOD

[didi]

Just had a massive brainwave...

If your pissed off with brostep, tired of telling people you play/listen to dubstep, only for them to assume something completely different from what you actually do. Just spend about 45 minutes, do your bit (as instructed below), and help bring "Dude, this bass is gonna melt my face off" music out of the dance floors and back into the metal, screamo genres that they were meant for.

1. Download a free version of fl studio
2. Make a Skrillex-esque track (just 140 bpm, kick-1 snare-3, 3-osc for the bass, automated LFO, etc.) should take no longer than an hour
3. UPLOAD IT TO YOUTUBE WITH THE NAME SKRILLEXX (sic.) Put in the description that it is imitation Skrillex, tag with skrillex etc.
4. If necessary use a filthy simile in the description (e.g. filthier than my expression when dubstep started becoming synonymous with brostep)
5. Flood youtube with shit-produced brostep.

KIDS WILL GET BORED! THE METAL-HEADS OF 2005 BECOME THE "DUBSTEPPERS" OF 2011! THEY WILL MOVE ON!

Please. If someone recommends Skrillex's essential mix to me one more time I will go to jail for murder.

[JBoy]

According to this forum skrillex is the biggest name in dubstep for 2011.

[Shum]

Bro, you should totally check out Skrillie's Essential Mix, BEST MIX OF THE YEAR like wtf is a dj youngsta anyway? some southern rap shit?

[GothamHero]

That is the greatest plan I've seen since Guy Fawkes'. It must be foolproof!

[charliefoy]

Bro, you should totally check out Skrillie's Essential Mix, BEST MIX OF THE YEAR like wtf is a dj youngsta anyway? some southern rap shit?

Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahaha

[DiegoSapiens]

is difficult to do worst stuff than skrillex one

[wildpluckings]

really? You don't come close to matching his sound engineering and you fail to achieve your goals. This idea doesn't work. See how I used future tense? That is how confident I am. Skrillex FTMFW.

[pkay]

but if you killed all the brostep what would new posters make threads about in order to try and fit in on DSF?

[NickUndercover]

but if you killed all the brostep what would new posters make threads about in order to try and fit in on DSF?

I dunno man, maybe good music

[tylerblue]

u mad, bro?

[Paddy Mullan]

According to this forum skrillex is the biggest name in dubstep for 2011.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, no

[Raggles]

Who is this skrillex guy?

[cmgoodman1226]

Or maybe you could just go on making and listening to music you like, instead of blabbering on and on about how much other peoples' taste in music sucks...(not a sermon, just a thought)

[BASED]

i only listen to DJ Wanka sorry

[dopelabs]

5. Flood youtube with shit-produced brostep.

too late

[cyz1]

i only listen to DJ Wanka sorry

yeah bro only big boy tings here

[Teknicyde]

How is this, coupled with more threads keywording him on DSF, going to do anything but promote?

[Electric_Head]

can`t we just stop using his name and all other terms remotely related.
dsf is becoming focused on his crap growl, that`s it.

[mikey-bizzle-09]

Or maybe you could just go on making and listening to music you like, instead of blabbering on and on about how much other peoples' taste in music sucks...(not a sermon, just a thought)

[puzzlefactory]

Or maybe you could just go on making and listening to music you like, instead of blabbering on and on about how much other peoples' taste in music sucks...(not a sermon, just a thought)

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