Blue Balls

ketamine · Post by **ketamine** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:18 am

I got 'em.

Discuss...

aspect-dubz · Post by **aspect-dubz** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:20 am

how did you get blue nuts exactly

ketamine · Post by **ketamine** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:22 am

i'd rather not burden you with details. lets just say "a whole lot of Nothing happened"

86. · Post by **86.** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:28 am

aspect-dubz wrote:how did you get blue nuts exactly

extremely sexy situations that result in boo going down

aspect-dubz · Post by **aspect-dubz** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:39 am

shit man, never happened to me before *touch wood*

86. · Post by **86.** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:42 am

aspect-dubz wrote:shit man, never happened to me before *touch wood*

happens more with...how do you say...."wholesome girls".

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 7:02 pm

Blue balls is when you don't ejaculate for a long long time. Usually causes a numb pain nothing a normal guy can't put up with. Jerk it out

the acid never lies · Post by **the acid never lies** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 7:09 pm

aspect-dubz wrote:shit man, never happened to me before *touch wood*

Keep doing that and it won't

Coppola · Post by **Coppola** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 7:11 pm

At a party getting on very well with this one girl and we start getting in on. Then her phone rings and her mum is literally screaming down the phone about how she is outside waiting to pick her up, so she says sorry and runs out leaving me there with the worst case of blueballs ever.
I had to sit down for half an hour in a right state.

Why does it actually happen though?

aspect-dubz · Post by **aspect-dubz** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 7:55 pm

the acid never lies wrote:
aspect-dubz wrote:shit man, never happened to me before *touch wood*
Keep doing that and it won't

was waiting for that one

magma · Post by **magma** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 8:02 pm

Man has medical excuse to have a wank but instead of having a wank tells everybody on a forum that he's got blue nuts.

Go and have a bloody wank, you're on the fucking internet! It was built for wanking!

kay · Post by **kay** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 8:27 pm

magma wrote:Man has medical excuse to have a wank but instead of having a wank tells everybody on a forum that he's got blue nuts.

But it's the Secret Ninja Forum! You HAVE to share these things here!

pikeymobile · Post by **pikeymobile** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:12 pm

What the fuck are blue balls?

jameshk · Post by **jameshk** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:40 pm

I got them once, a good ol' thomas the tank sorted me right out.

-hk

pikeymobile · Post by **pikeymobile** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:49 pm

Srsly someone explain

the acid never lies · Post by **the acid never lies** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:52 pm

pikeymobile wrote:Srsly someone explain

read the thread silly

pikeymobile · Post by **pikeymobile** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:54 pm

the acid never lies wrote:
pikeymobile wrote:Srsly someone explain
read the thread silly

Nobody even explained what they are. All I can think of is bruised balls, but how you'd achieve such a thing without a swift kick confuses me.

ST100 · Post by **ST100** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:48 pm

sucks.

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:54 pm

pikeymobile wrote:Srsly someone explain

its when ur getting with someone and for what ever reason it doesn't culminate in you blowing ur spuds, thus leaving you with aching balls... shit sucks

once was with this girl in a park round the corner from her house, went down on her till she climaxed then she went down on me (and she had some amazing technique, properly intense) and just as i was reaching the critical moment her mum phoned and told her she had to go home right away coz she was late for dinner, was left with sore nuts the whole journey home

pikeymobile · Post by **pikeymobile** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:00 pm

Sounds shit. I've had aching balls post-wank/sex a few times, pretty random occurance. Some days I can cum 3-4 times and be fine, others I'll wake up with r8 sore balls, probably the same thing, or cancer.

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