News of the World Flandal aka Puns thread

[Mr Hyde]

i think i'm running out of puns i'm not sure i'll bagel to continue much longer

running out of puns is the yeast important thing to worry about....

no kneed to worry

[badger]

sometimes i wonder rye i've always got bakeries running through my bread at night. i just wish i could baguette sometimes...

i think i'm going crackers

[Pedro Sánchez]

sometimes i wonder rye i've always got bakeries running through my bread at night. i just wish i could baguette sometimes...

i think i'm going crackers

You better keep em coming badger, you don't long left, not after the cull announcement.

[soul dead]

the embarrassing part is that you have government hearings without better security

Shame he wasn't tasered the second he stood up with the pie

yeah that's the answer

police should have beaten the crepe out of the fucker

for aggressively rushing a man old enough to be the dudes grandfather?

yes he should infact have the shit beaten straight the fuck out of him

the dude is fucking 80

lol

[badger]

sometimes i wonder rye i've always got bakeries running through my bread at night. i just wish i could baguette sometimes...

i think i'm going crackers

You better keep em coming badger, you don't long left, not after the cull announcement.

focaccias keep coming but they keep getting overturned on appeal. i pita the farls

ok time to stop

anyone up for turning this into a running pun thread? we just need to pick a story to work from and a different theme each time

[Mr Hyde]

the embarrassing part is that you have government hearings without better security

Shame he wasn't tasered the second he stood up with the pie

not many threads get by without you being able to give the UK some stick are there?

security are probably on the lookout for knives and guns rather than pies.

(but yeah, it would have been funny to see him tasered!)

anyway- doughnut worry about it

[soul dead]

in america it would have just raised eyebrows that he was only taking one pie into the hearing.

[capo ultra]

in america the police would be too busy tasering a kid skateboarding outside

or a student at the college displaying anti-war sentiment

or a black guy on his way to work

[64hz]

posted aload of these puns on the Telegraphs news feed on facebook, got a good response lol

[Neptune]

guys, these buns are getting a bit ridiculous now

[cityzen]

i pita the farls

fucking lol

[legend4ry]

So late on this one; actually had to go to the toilet for a laugh-induced wee half way through.

[kay]

Leeky weiner?

[magma]

So late on this one; actually had to go to the toilet for a laugh-induced wee half way through.

Urinational joke now, James Murdoch... good job you're pissing off.

[badger]

rebekah brookes knew she had a leak somewhere

shame (not really) that she didn't find it before her whole career got flushed down the toilet

[badger]

So late on this one; actually had to go to the toilet for a laugh-induced wee half way through.

urethra having a laugh, or you're just plain potty

or maybe it's just that urine way over you head

[saint1]

So late on this one; actually had to go to the toilet for a laugh-induced wee half way through.

urethra having a laugh, or you're just plain potty

or maybe it's just that urine way over you head

Are you feeling a bit flushed?