MC BATTLE

[kebnoa]

u wanna battle
u must b crazy
i am eating your mums pussy
yum yum juicy
stick my dick in that bucket
2 losse can't fuck it
so I stick it up the brown
this is my fucking town

who got bars
i got bars
dont fuck with me
you will leave with scars
who got bars
i got bars
dont fuck with me
you will leave with scars

so who wants 2 battle

[Phigure]

i am the best
in the west

y'all can test
die like the rest

[kebnoa]

ur bars are weak
all this crap u speak
call yourself Phigure
but you wont pull the trigger
you just a silly wigger
you cant fuck with a real ******
I leaving now b4 u bum me
I don't want ur gay ass dick nowhere near me

[Phigure]

ur bars are weak
all this crap u speak
call yourself Phigure
but you wont pull the trigger
you just a silly wigger
you cant fuck with a real Successful Black Man
I leaving now b4 u bum me
I don't want ur gay ass dick nowhere near me

i want your gay ass dick inside me
i don't need to hide me

im not afraid that you will die me
your wang probably tastes like salami

ive got hair like a horse's mane
your mother, i peed on it

see im the best mayne
i deed it

[TSH-Tim]

Am hardcore to the core brap brap !!

[kebnoa]

i want your gay ass dick inside me

sorry man but i aint gay
i heard their are many round this way
gwa and dza i heard they gay
maybe you should go their way

[cityzen]

Phigure can't go their way
He's from the O-C C-A
He's not comin out of the north U.K
not south neither, but the USA
There's no need for this chat at the end of the day
we know you're gay but it's ok
just put on your dress, go out and play

What kind of name is this - kebnoa
i'll bitch slap you, you'll land in Goa
they'll dress you up with a feather boa
you'll be turnin tricks you can't get no lower

[Phigure]

Backin me up, his name is cityzen
For you I shall feel pity then

Your asshole you cannot hide
I'll gaping it open wide

Cucumbers, carrots, pickles
You'll be walking as if you've gotten tickled

I'm a lyrical genius
You've got a small penis

My rhymes are so sick
I'll shoot you, you prick


Disclaimer:

[cityzen]

Kebs backed down he knows he's thick
bet hes got buck teeth, hes probably a hick
if he tries it again he'll get a swift kick to the tip of his dick
yeah it's a biggie rhyme that I had to nick
but you know hes the man and it did the trick

To be honest now these rhymes are weak
but it's 4.24 and I can barely speak
i'm on the net like a super geek
too much to drink I need a leak
if I wet the bed it'll start to reek

[TSH-Tim]

pmsl

''Cucumbers, carrots, pickles
You'll be walking as if you've gotten tickled''

[Astral]

Is this really happening?

[TSH-Tim]

yep lol looks like it

[Phigure]

my wiener is bigger
my name is phigure

look at that rhyme
you'd think it was time

for me to quit
but not one bit

still raping your buttocks
with 69 glocks

austrian guns go hard
you so fat, you bucket of lard

kenboa or whatever went to take a nap
thats cause he's a fucking sap

POW POW POW POW
SWAG SWAG SWAG WOW

[Devry_Kaneda]

Please press play first, and wait 8 bars before reading in time.






Y'all get the fuck out I'll mash you all
Devry's hench bars trip you up cause you to fall
any wasteman wanna take on me - get over here
cause gettin you ass kicked is free!

you say you spit sick lyrics
and no i dont wanna hear it
devry punch you in the nose before
you can even see or hear it

uhhh

you see, the punchline is
i wont actually punch you with my fist
the punch you gonna get
be an actual hit




























I'm going to put my dick in your mouth.

[noam]

*hit play on the Woo Riddim but go straight from the top cos am bad like that and dont need structure to fuck ya YA ERD!*

uh, yea

uh, yea
c'mon
uh yea,
c'mon...

uh
uh
yeaaaa
c'mon

uh, uh, uh, uh
c'mon

yeaaa
uh, c'mon

uh uh yea, c'mon

bitch

test

uh

no

fuck

y'all, c'mon

fuck

yeaaaa

uh
UGH

*double time* u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-uu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u yea.

[logic pro]

i dig that double time part...

[TSH-Tim]

rewind rewind blap blap

[noam]

fucked your mum she gave me the clap clap

[cityzen]

Fix up noam you uncouth chap

[TSH-Tim]

float like a butterfly sting like a bee my name is Timmmmmmmmmmmmyyyy