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My Son's Penis Problem

Post by drokkr » Sat Mar 21, 2009 10:28 am

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/my-s ... 55701.html

I didn't want to disclose my real user name for this, so am writing this as a guest.

My son is 19 and though I have not seen him nude since he was a boy, I had seen him by accident about 6 months ago, when he had somehow ended up falling asleep naked in his room after a shower with his door wide open. He was on his back and erect in his sleep. I noticed his hard-on had a severe curve upward. It was bent very sharply like curling up bacwards. I had never seen anything like that on any man. It is about 7" long approximately and is bent more toward the tip in a definite shape of a letter "j", or a hook to attempt to describe it to you.

I was so shocked that I panicked, and woke him up right then and there. Thinking back, it was not very tactful, but I could not wait to try to get at what appeared to be a real problem. It all made sense, how he would not shower at gym class, and didn't date, despite being a very well built and handsome boy into sports always. I had always wondered if might be gay, though he denied it always. He awoke surprised and shy that he was naked, but I moved his hands from his erect penis, and asked him what was the matter.

We sat and talked after locking his bedroom door. He told me it had started when he was like 12 and got worse, and as I examined it more closely and attempted to straighten it out, it would straighten only very slightly before it would hurt him to force it any further. It being erect, it was very hard and stiff. We allowed it to subside by him putting on his robe a while, and was a considerably more normal in the soft state, yet still tending to be curved upwars slightly.

I could straighten it easily while soft, but it would bend back up like rubber. As he became erect again it curled up before my eyes into the "j" hook shape.

Now the doctors all said he is find and it's normal as far as being a medical issue. They said they could operate to attempt to fix it, but the cost was out of my reach. I am a single parent. So we took trying our own methods, in which I would tel him to strok it straight whenever he thought about it, and while masturbating to attempt to work the curle out a little more each time.

I had taken a little massage therapy classes in the past, and I even work on it for and hour or so, 3 days of every week in the evening. It was embarassing for us both in the beginning and I know it still it is, and even more so that he ejaculates everytime during the massage , but it turned out to make massaging it in the post-ejaculation, semi-soft, state really effective because then I can massage it and straighten it. It curls back in my hands and I massage it straight it over and over again, until he becomes erect again and semi hard again after ejaculation, three times in a row, usually over a span of an hour to an hour and a half.

I has given good results, as I would say he is 50 percent improved. I continue to treat him 3 days a week.

I am here to ask anyone with information on this condition for advice and/or tips technics on how we can further correct this.

Thank you all in advance.


I didn't want to disclose my real user name for this, so am writing this as a guest.

My son is 19 and though I have not seen him nude since he was a boy, I had seen him by accident about 6 months ago, when he had somehow ended up falling asleep naked in his room after a shower with his door wide open. He was on his back and erect in his sleep. I noticed his hard-on had a severe curve upward. It was bent very sharply like curling up bacwards. I had never seen anything like that on any man. It is about 7" long approximately and is bent more toward the tip in a definite shape of a letter "j", or a hook to attempt to describe it to you.

I was so shocked that I panicked, and woke him up right then and there. Thinking back, it was not very tactful, but I could not wait to try to get at what appeared to be a real problem. It all made sense, how he would not shower at gym class, and didn't date, despite being a very well built and handsome boy into sports always. I had always wondered if might be gay, though he denied it always. He awoke surprised and shy that he was naked, but I moved his hands from his erect penis, and asked him what was the matter.

We sat and talked after locking his bedroom door. He told me it had started when he was like 12 and got worse, and as I examined it more closely and attempted to straighten it out, it would straighten only very slightly before it would hurt him to force it any further. It being erect, it was very hard and stiff. We allowed it to subside by him putting on his robe a while, and was a considerably more normal in the soft state, yet still tending to be curved upwars slightly.

I could straighten it easily while soft, but it would bend back up like rubber. As he became erect again it curled up before my eyes into the "j" hook shape.

Now the doctors all said he is find and it's normal as far as being a medical issue. They said they could operate to attempt to fix it, but the cost was out of my reach. I am a single parent. So we took trying our own methods, in which I would tel him to strok it straight whenever he thought about it, and while masturbating to attempt to work the curle out a little more each time.

I had taken a little massage therapy classes in the past, and I even work on it for and hour or so, 3 days of every week in the evening. It was embarassing for us both in the beginning and I know it still it is, and even more so that he ejaculates everytime during the massage , but it turned out to make massaging it in the post-ejaculation, semi-soft, state really effective because then I can massage it and straighten it. It curls back in my hands and I massage it straight it over and over again, until he becomes erect again and semi hard again after ejaculation, three times in a row, usually over a span of an hour to an hour and a half.

I has given good results, as I would say he is 50 percent improved. I continue to treat him 3 days a week.

I am here to ask anyone with information on this condition for advice and/or tips technics on how we can further correct this.

Thank you all in advance.


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Post by hackman » Sat Mar 21, 2009 10:41 am

bad luck, but i would NEVER let my mum touch by dick, and if i came while she was touching it i would move to australia and never talk to her again
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Post by j-sh » Sat Mar 21, 2009 11:26 am

this can't possibly be real. i winced more and more as the story went on!

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Post by cyberneticghost » Sat Mar 21, 2009 11:29 am

As you read more and more of that thread it gets stranger and stranger.
How did you come across this?

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Post by beerz » Sat Mar 21, 2009 11:30 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAH


TOO JOKE :lol: :lol:

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Post by drokkr » Sat Mar 21, 2009 11:30 am

of course no way can it be real. defo a troll or a wum or whatever stupid term is used.
i nearly pissed my self laughing when i read it.

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Post by jonnyrebel » Sat Mar 21, 2009 12:00 pm

that is shocking, tooo too funny.... the more you read the worse it gets :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by did » Sat Mar 21, 2009 12:10 pm

PICS OR STFU

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Post by did » Sat Mar 21, 2009 12:33 pm

how could you jizz when your mum is tossing you off? i wouldnt be able to get it up let alone climax thats fucked up

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Post by DZA » Sat Mar 21, 2009 12:38 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: please be true
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Post by Dead Rats » Sat Mar 21, 2009 12:39 pm

This disturbs my very soul.
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Post by diss04 » Sat Mar 21, 2009 12:50 pm

DID wrote:how could you jizz when your mum is tossing you off? i wouldnt be able to get it up let alone climax thats fucked up
erectile disfunction is you
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Post by djake » Sat Mar 21, 2009 1:02 pm

haha jokes!

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Post by diss04 » Sat Mar 21, 2009 1:54 pm

doctor blizzard to the rescue!

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Post by alexchuck » Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:16 pm

so wrong!

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Post by did » Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:18 pm

Diss04 wrote:
DID wrote:how could you jizz when your mum is tossing you off? i wouldnt be able to get it up let alone climax thats fucked up
erectile disfunction is you
thats so getting sigged lol

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Post by ELLFIVEDEE » Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:25 pm

is this story about you Drokkr :o

anonymous my ass ;)
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Post by surface_tension » Sat Mar 21, 2009 3:26 pm

Oh Dear. This is sad on many levels. Either this guy has a massive hook penis, his mom masturbates his hook penis, or it's all a sick fantasy about fucking your mom...

so all of this is kinda fucked. Good read though. :twisted:
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Post by firky » Sat Mar 21, 2009 3:52 pm

i bet his mother now wishes she had twins
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Post by collige » Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:07 pm

I thought that DROKKR had written this in all seriousness until I saw the link at the top.
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