Just so this is all perfectly clear to you all I'll explain what happened. Nothing happended with me and Sham apart from his perverse advances which failed. I've never liked any of you sexually especially you DZA, you're not attractive at all and I've not tried it on with anyone on here apart from ...

psylent wrote: in an anti-communist sex ritual.

The correct version of this would be that you tried to and after many failed attempts (where she was enduring deluded communist bullshit) she left that final visit from yours - the very same day infact that she left from seeing you, was the day we got together and she touched my milk wilkins, then ...

Ha, I actually met my misses on this forum (Bnanni) 7 months of horror and continuing :( I met your misses on the forum too. :t: :lol: [edit - it's not as small as she makes out] Haha you are joking? What, that it's not that small? Not at all man. It just gets performance anxiety. When my little fe...

tr0tsky wrote:

psylent wrote:Ha, I actually met my misses on this forum (Bnanni)

7 months of horror and continuing

I met your misses on the forum too.




[edit - it's not as small as she makes out]

Haha you are joking?

psylent wrote:Ha, I actually met my misses on this forum (Bnanni)

7 months of horror and continuing

DSF dating agency!

*grand* wrote:I am not on here enough macking anymore.....

True stories..... There's one or two, but thats about it.

Grand!

Would I be correct in believing that is a man?

It's a sausage festival up in here.

Pr0nz

BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:Sadly not, but if you've got a soft spot for rice based humour...

Best E-comic!

baron_von_carlton wrote:

So many hours as a yout' spent on this

One for the Ipod!

Not having any skins

Why all the hate? It's only a sample, I'm sure a lot more of the artist's you all listen too have sampled far, far worse.

ashley wrote:££ and Bitches, Booze and Blow.

I considered going to the last one but didn't have brass, does anybody know when the next one is, is there a web link with details or anything like that?

The same thing that keeps us all going, the thought of getting some poon.