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by hi-def
Wed Oct 22, 2008 11:19 pm
Forum: Production, Hardware & Technical
Topic: How many of you use analogue synths for bass? (synth advice)
Replies: 18
Views: 2622

Nice to see some hardware headz! I shunned pc sequencing a while back, mainly cos qy700 + Fostex d108 is ROCK SOLID TIGHT FOREVER! None of that cubase drift and days spent as a windows tweaker. But to the OP - I use a Macbeth m3x for bass sounds (and tons of other sound). For any complex wobble/filt...
by hi-def
Sun Feb 25, 2007 6:53 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Photos
Replies: 325
Views: 12786

I can't make the Img command work. Any tips?
by hi-def
Sat Feb 24, 2007 10:35 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Stud
Replies: 2
Views: 595

Stud

"Stud" "You what?" "Stud" "Who are you calling a f**kin stud you f**kin gay?" That particular exchange happens at 2.23s but you may well be doubled up on the floor laughing well before then. Just check the embedded video. Compared to the other so-bad-its-good offerings on myspace, this just has to b...
by hi-def
Fri Dec 15, 2006 2:05 am
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: What are you reading?
Replies: 2865
Views: 64383

I am reading 'Nothing Special' at the moment, it's a non-fiction book about Zen Buddhism. I now realise that I am this forum.
by hi-def
Fri Dec 15, 2006 2:01 am
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: How sad is this fuckin world
Replies: 28
Views: 2243

beyond satire Got it, spot on paulo. I couldn't watch this tripe, but the five minutes I did endure involved Anneka Rice and gushing over some tranquillised polar bears. "Too much tranquilliser could kill the bears" she gasped excitedly "not enough and they'll wake up and kill us". That would have ...
by hi-def
Thu Nov 23, 2006 11:11 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: this north/south london thing.
Replies: 68
Views: 4288

Boomnoise -
Sorry bro, my post was flippancy at its most .. flippant. The theory I proposed has no historical basis. It was more a rant against taxi drivers than anything else. Glad that I managed to talk shite with authority tho' ;)
by hi-def
Thu Nov 23, 2006 7:21 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: this north/south london thing.
Replies: 68
Views: 4288

I think the origins of the North/South London thing has something to do with licensed taxi drivers. Traditionally these talk-radio-loving-fat-bellied know it alls are required to chant their mantra 'Sorry guv, I'm not going saarf of the river this time of night' every time someone even whispers Peck...
by hi-def
Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:15 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: shane mcgowan as deadly as ever!
Replies: 4
Views: 555

WOW! I've never seen a beard with so many right angles, that's some hirsute geometry.
by hi-def
Wed Nov 22, 2006 12:51 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Backside firework prank - THE MOVIE
Replies: 7
Views: 860

Backside firework prank - THE MOVIE

I've posted this at the end of the original thread, but I think it deserves a bigger shout. It's classic.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbQQM5cR5j4
by hi-def
Tue Nov 21, 2006 10:44 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Backside firework prank backfires
Replies: 12
Views: 867

Seems sticking rockets up your arse is becoming a bit of a craze. Here's the stateside version, I nearly pissed myself laughing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbQQM5cR5j4
by hi-def
Mon Nov 20, 2006 11:14 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Backside firework prank backfires
Replies: 12
Views: 867

I fell in to a burning ring of fire
I went down,down,down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns,burns,burns
the ring of fire
the ring of fire

Ring of Fire - Johnny Cash
by hi-def
Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:48 am
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Kaiser Chiefs Haiku
Replies: 6
Views: 704

This is a game I was playing in the pub while very pissed. I know it is not a real haiku. In the clear light of day, it's a bit naff really. Ooops.
by hi-def
Mon Aug 28, 2006 9:41 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Kaiser Chiefs Haiku
Replies: 6
Views: 704

Kaiser Chiefs Haiku

Oh my God I
can't believe it, my
girlfriend doesn't like the
Kaiser Chiefs.


Wanna play?
by hi-def
Mon Aug 28, 2006 12:08 am
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Psycho killer raccoons terrorize Olympia Washington
Replies: 29
Views: 3289

The saddest thing is that since funding for treatment centres was withdrawn due to PDSA cutbacks, many squirrel addicts have been forced into the world's oldest profession in order to feed their habits. There's nothing more pitiful than the site of a mangy-squirrel-crack-whore selling her bushy tail...
by hi-def
Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:51 am
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Psycho killer raccoons terrorize Olympia Washington
Replies: 29
Views: 3289

Shonky has got it spot on. The CIA have been funding underground raccoon brigades for years as part of America's 'War on Squirrels'. It looks like this pro-Procyon policy has come back to haunt them. Either that or it is a cunning piece of black propaganda by the G.S BRAP militia (Grey Squirrels Bat...
by hi-def
Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:35 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: As of 2007, no smoking in UK clubs...
Replies: 155
Views: 23106

they'll never be able to enforce it properly... i for one will continue to smoke in clubs even when the ban comes into force... They are doing a pretty good job of enforcing it in Scotland at the moment, where the ban on smoking in public places has been in operation since before summer. There are ...
by hi-def
Wed Aug 23, 2006 10:40 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Street Slang Leekin into Dubstep Culture?
Replies: 155
Views: 22524

So, within the current socio-linguistic climate, is it at all appropriate to describe one's favourite dubstep tune as "simply spiffing"
by hi-def
Tue Aug 22, 2006 10:49 am
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: hahaha
Replies: 1
Views: 397

Is he just back from a round of golf? I see under the SONGS section of the site it says "No songs can be shown on the site for illegal reasons" - I think he means legal reasons ... but maybe not.
by hi-def
Mon Aug 21, 2006 12:16 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: You've gotta see this....Double funny
Replies: 4
Views: 866

He does seem the type who would molest wildfowl.
by hi-def
Tue Aug 15, 2006 10:19 am
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: 1 album you are feeling at the mo... (non dubstep)
Replies: 120
Views: 6061

A couple of months ago I was lovin The Subways 'Young for Eternity' album. Pure, undiluted rock 'n' roll. I listened to it every day for about four weeks and I haven't done that with any album for years. Currently, I mostly spinning Frank Perry playing his Tibetan bowls; its for my chill time. (Om.)