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by elbe
Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:56 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Relativity
Replies: 45
Views: 3022

Re: Relativity

youthful_implants wrote:joke time.

the barman says "we don't serve faster than light neutrinos in here." a neutrino walks into a bar.
cracked me up. :4:
by elbe
Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:59 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Computer Heads
Replies: 13
Views: 1009

Re: Computer Heads

unfortunately mobility is a must, seems consensus is for the acer then
by elbe
Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:39 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Computer Heads
Replies: 13
Views: 1009

Re: Computer Heads

running music software, mainly reaper and some vsti's. writing documents, surfing web, streaming video and audio, preferable at the same time.
by elbe
Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:33 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Computer Heads
Replies: 13
Views: 1009

Re: Computer Heads

oops, fixed now.
by elbe
Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:25 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Computer Heads
Replies: 13
Views: 1009

Computer Heads

WHich laptop should I get. theres about £70 in the price. http://h10010.www1.hp.com/wwpc/uk/en/ho/WF06b/321957-321957-3329744-3848802-3848802-4078809-4106385.html http://www.acer.co.uk/acer/productv.do?LanguageISOCtxParam=en&kcond61e.c2att101=74421&sp=page16e&ctx2.c2att1=17&link=ln43...
by elbe
Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:11 am
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: My Dads recommended cure for a chesty cough...
Replies: 33
Views: 1441

Re: My Dads recommended cure for a chesty cough...

my da seems to thingk thats shouting "stop fucking coughing" works....


















...it doesn't.
by elbe
Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:50 am
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Anyone else working on Christmas day?
Replies: 11
Views: 497

Re: Anyone else working on Christmas day?

nope.
but I got a hetic night christmas eve, flying around handing out presents. sorry to any in central london but now I've been told reindeer arn't exempt from the congeston charge can't afford to deliver to you any more.
by elbe
Tue Dec 08, 2009 6:48 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Sketchy Santa's
Replies: 13
Views: 519

Re: Sketchy Santa's

looks like this ones got his handsfull.

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and just oh dear...

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by elbe
Thu Nov 26, 2009 7:06 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: borders books goes under
Replies: 5
Views: 517

Re: borders books goes under

yay book sale :?
by elbe
Thu Nov 26, 2009 6:43 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Beer Belly
Replies: 68
Views: 1063

Re: Beer Belly

shit thing is that thsi si you bodies main fat reserve, so any way you approach it it is gonna be the last place you loose weight from.
by elbe
Thu Nov 26, 2009 6:26 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: 2012
Replies: 28
Views: 950

Re: 2012

sanjion wrote:Waiting for "Where the Wild Things Are".
yes yes.

though I am scared they are going to destroy one of my favourite books....just the wrong sounding voices will do it for me.
by elbe
Tue Nov 24, 2009 7:01 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Fuck doritos
Replies: 27
Views: 902

Re: Fuck doritos

first, don't fuck dorritos they go soggy if you do Seriously rank, I piss doritos! thats what you get for fucking doritos. must be painful tho. http://www.jakehowlett.com/tuckshop/wrappers/snacks/crisps/brannigans-rb.jpg you know this are the king of all crisps, specially with a refreshing pint.
by elbe
Tue Nov 24, 2009 6:51 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Tha Den
Replies: 4069
Views: 56590

Re: Tha Den

walks in, coughs as enclosed in a dust cloud, walk out.
by elbe
Fri Oct 23, 2009 3:30 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Teaching English as a Foreign Language [TEFL Courses]
Replies: 2
Views: 452

Re: Teaching English as a Foreign Language [TEFL Courses]

I am doing this course (120hr) at the moment. it is cheap but I would honestly not recomended it. it is quite outdated and a lot of the questions are confusing, only go for it if you have the time to put in, i have found it difficult to keep on course time wise whilst working and ended up having to ...
by elbe
Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:50 am
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: The Cereal Thread™
Replies: 251
Views: 3822

Re: Best ever Cereal?

fuck cereal. REAL-MAN-BREAKFAST: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51TgHpkNtQL._SL500_AA280_PIbundle-6,TopRight,0,0_AA280_SH20_.jpg this. but.....fuck of the alpen, all about http://shewalkssoftly.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/toast.jpg or if you have time... http://www.null-hypothesis.co.uk/t.ph...
by elbe
Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:27 am
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: People who spell definitely as definately
Replies: 23
Views: 697

Re: People who spell definitely as definately

somethink instead of something....

yes, yes you're quite right, some do indeed think. Obviously you're not one of them; you dumb fuck.
by elbe
Fri Oct 16, 2009 10:57 am
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: whos your dream girl/guy?
Replies: 337
Views: 7173

Re: whos your dream girl/guy?

Myleene Klass
by elbe
Fri Oct 16, 2009 10:51 am
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Pandas - To be or not to be?
Replies: 62
Views: 1418

Re: Pandas - To be or not to be?

oh my word. what's happened? I go away for a lil while I come back to find myself agreeing with Parson?!! Panda's are dope, a carnivore that has become a veggie in the animal world? that is impressive. Last I heard Panda's have no problem breeding in the wild, their problem is that their aren't many...
by elbe
Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:53 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Asian People Singing
Replies: 17
Views: 688

Re: Asian People Singing

:!: :?: :x

what....really? has this place sunk to this? all I can say is, well, you twats.
by elbe
Fri Sep 25, 2009 10:12 am
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: The Friday Appreciation Thread™
Replies: 2654
Views: 39829

Re: The Friday Appreciation Thread™

Friday, will be out sending a mate off as he leaves for Japan next week :t: