I was at work... can we do it all again next week??????

haha i used to be assistant manager of that place. definately try getting myself down for this one.

*City Punch

One glass of water.
2 Tbspoons of sugar.

Mix until cloudy, holla!

*Council pop/Tapellina

Run tap until cold with no trace of limescale.
Get baked.
Drink it.

huzzah, about time.

MMMMMMMMMMMeh... Museli....... Aight. BUT if you are an active, out and about athelete like myself you CANT FIT enough sugar into your body throughout the day. Forget frosties y'all need... http://www.thefoodhall.es/images/dry_goods/Kelloggs_Ricicles_450g.jpg Captain Rik says they're good for me. Pr...

oh did I say pot noodle?

RDS RDS RDS, that was the bassline tune that did my nut in working in a shitty bassment club full of pilled up rugby league fans and players.

"A-A-A-A-A-ALRIGHT MUSH!"

"Alright gurning scally, water yeah? yeah."

Was a place in Headingley Leeds called Challenge sandwiches, love to know if its still there, owned by some jokes geez. £2.50 for a footlong subway rip off (chicken scallop being personal favorite) and he would always throw in something random for free "Free for you my friend". Stayed open...

Im unimpressed by slang these days. Anyone else used to say esh meaning good?

i dont eat albino tomatoes before 12.00

isnt the thing in the middle mushroom???

Yes I have one that is pretty daft but ill only show you mine if you show me yours.

-Commuters that STINK, some BO ridden suits out there.

-When you buy a pack of margs and the tobacco is missing from the first centimetre of every bloody bind. THANK YOU PHILLIP MORRIS.

I was going to make some half baked comment about the carpet style matching the curtains but blah blah blah..........

cockneys are the ones that give other Londoners a bad name. And you do have a bad name like....

Too right!! can you remember how that epic ended? Big yes to Bertha as well, someone should mash up the packing and stacking tune it would be hooooooge.

wasps/bees

Downloaded a couple, aye this is worth a watch SO WATCH IT.

Basically after blazing watching the simpsons I proposed that it was possible to make a can of Kronenbourg explode just by shaking it up enough, tried everything including duct taping it to a shitty old washer-drier for 5 hours and NOTHING.

Made a bet with a mate and it looks like im going to lose, which means I have to change my name by deed poll. Any suggestion?? So far I'm weighing up....

Janatan Huge Cubes
Jonny Snoop 2T Smoko T2
Jonny Boom Boom Millionare
Jonny P FiddleStix
Royal J-Bomb Deliciousness III