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by magma
Fri Dec 12, 2014 11:03 am
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Replies: 51080
Views: 870868

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

It looks like a cross between mince and pate.
by magma
Fri Dec 12, 2014 11:02 am
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: things that have made you happy today
Replies: 56979
Views: 1048908

Re: things that have made you happy today

hubb wrote:well...

if you have hairy ballz you could drop them on top of ebhs head for a bit

2 birds and that
Image
by magma
Fri Dec 12, 2014 10:27 am
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Replies: 51080
Views: 870868

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

garethom wrote:
Forum wrote:
Phigure wrote:lol just looked up what a british christmas dinner is like and the wikipedia article mentioned forcemeat
Never heard of it
This. :?
Same.
by magma
Fri Dec 12, 2014 9:37 am
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Replies: 51080
Views: 870868

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Forum wrote:works xmas meal yesterday. I've made it in this morning but I feel horrrific.....
Same.

Left my fucking bag in a curry house on Brick Lane too. :i:
by magma
Thu Dec 11, 2014 4:21 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Working Out....
Replies: 2368
Views: 57108

Re: Working Out....

garethom wrote:Oh yeah, fuck all the namaste sheeeeit, I'm just about the positions.
My (usually pretty level-headed and logical) lady got up from the floor the other day and said "You know, I think one of my chakras is out..."

I can't. :u:
by magma
Thu Dec 11, 2014 3:55 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Working Out....
Replies: 2368
Views: 57108

Re: Working Out....

My lady swears by Kundalini Yoga for flexibility, but there seems to be an awful lot of spiritual bullshit that comes with it so I expect there are some better disciplines to find. The stretches/balances are proper good though... I'm always surprised with just how difficult and knackering a lot of t...
by magma
Thu Dec 11, 2014 2:48 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Who am I? (slightly cryptic)
Replies: 112
Views: 1297

Re: Who am I? (slightly cryptic)

Bugger.
by magma
Thu Dec 11, 2014 2:47 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Mail-Order Brides
Replies: 56
Views: 944

Re: Mail-Order Brides

lol fuck paying for a mail order bride, just talk to foreign girls on the internet for long enough and eventually it'll pay off... It worked for me anyway 8) Yeah but i'm looking for the sort of girl who will let me strangle her whilst she wanks me off, you usually have to pay for that sort of thin...
by magma
Thu Dec 11, 2014 2:45 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Who am I? (slightly cryptic)
Replies: 112
Views: 1297

Re: Who am I? (slightly cryptic)

Paddington Sound?
Winnie La Roux?
"Gentle" Ben UFO?
Yogi Burial?
Sooty, Sweep and Sukh Knight?
by magma
Thu Dec 11, 2014 1:31 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Replies: 51080
Views: 870868

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

I've been on the edge of a migraine since about 2pm yesterday, I've got my work Christmas do tonight and half the team are suggesting *starting* at a strip club.

You don't start at a strip club.

Fucking nerds, man.
by magma
Thu Dec 11, 2014 11:14 am
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Recommend me a TV Series
Replies: 1692
Views: 145571

Re: Recommend me a TV Series

[+] Spoiler
Oh, and obviously Sutter showing solidarity with the protests against the UK porn bans with a face-sitting movie getting filmed in the background of one of the scenes. :lol:
by magma
Thu Dec 11, 2014 11:11 am
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Recommend me a TV Series
Replies: 1692
Views: 145571

Re: Recommend me a TV Series

So.... that Sons of Anarchy finale then. Strange mixture of sadness that it's finally over and relief that it's FINALLY OVER. The series clearly peaked in season four (?)... the one where the female Agent went fucking HAM, anyway... and has been going downhill ever since, but there's always one thin...
by magma
Thu Dec 11, 2014 10:06 am
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: things that have made you happy today
Replies: 56979
Views: 1048908

Re: things that have made you happy today

^^ LOL I've actually been to that place. Weird and overly-edgy but solid food. It was like a 5 minute walk from my hotel when i visited. only restaurant from london that i remember the name of (sans preta manger of course due to the fact it's on every freakin block) because of how 'out there' that ...
by magma
Thu Dec 11, 2014 9:17 am
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: things that have made you happy today
Replies: 56979
Views: 1048908

Re: things that have made you happy today

Meatliquor or GTFO.
by magma
Wed Dec 10, 2014 4:56 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!
Replies: 44879
Views: 785555

Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!

Buying my nephew's first proper football shirt would be so much more pleasant if he'd chosen the right team. At least it's only Liverpool and not Man City or Chelsea, I guess... kid's got some class. :lol:
by magma
Wed Dec 10, 2014 3:52 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: I get Juke/Footwork, but I dont get the Juke-dance/Footwork
Replies: 81
Views: 1167

Re: I get Juke/Footwork, but I dont get the Juke-dance/Footw

nobody wrote:it's all just a bit silly tbh, these guys need to grow up and listen to dnb lol
nobody wrote:it's fun, don't think about it too much
by magma
Wed Dec 10, 2014 9:12 am
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!
Replies: 44879
Views: 785555

Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!

rickyarbino wrote:
lucki_vibrato wrote:Benga means dick in portuguese
Which country? Never heard that term before.
Portuguesia
by magma
Tue Dec 09, 2014 4:04 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Replies: 51080
Views: 870868

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

magma wrote:Drank too much cider at lunch and people keep asking me questions that involve genuine thought.
I'm not blaming the cider just yet, but I may have just helped a colleague lose nearly 1Tb of data.
by magma
Tue Dec 09, 2014 3:03 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: The SNH Football thread
Replies: 9902
Views: 156331

Re: The SNH Football thread

ehbes wrote:nah Klinsmann is a tnuc
Even as an Arsenal fan this is foul.... get thee the fuck out.
by magma
Tue Dec 09, 2014 3:00 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Replies: 51080
Views: 870868

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Drank too much cider at lunch and people keep asking me questions that involve genuine thought.