get a banana, leave the skin on, slice it lengthways so you can feed cadbury's chocolate buttons all the way along close and wrap up in tinfoil... then coook for a few minutes in the coals.... then savour the goodness jesus christ man, my mouth is watering!!!!!! the world of bananas just became a b...

i wish my mates band had a record deal granted but they are made into an emo band and the false depression seeps into your soul... next thing you know you have a massive fringe and only wear black and purple "is that eyeliner?" I wish that I was better at pool. granted, nut now you suck a...

eLBe wrote:

to much

granted, but theyre sold out
I wish I could play some music in the office

kidlogic wrote:@ eLBe Granted but all you are allowed to play is Pendulum's new stuff or Polka on 78speed...

I wish everyday had the feeling of a friday

I wish I could score a perfect game on pacman. granted, but now lubricant is better than glue and in your confusion you accidentally forget and buy a bottle of ky jelly only to find yourself stuck to 'sally' and having to pop her to save future embaressment... I wish I could (like my brother) spend...

Baron_von_Carlton wrote:On the BBQ with a little Rum and some Chocolate sauce

that sounds fuckin amasin!!!!

kamala wrote: i wish i could sneak off to dmz in kids luggage with my buns [/color]

Granted, but theres a mix up with the baggage and you end up in Uzbekistan

I wish digestives would hold a better consistency when tea dunking, they just fall apart and crumbling creating a sort of tea/digestive broth...

Wub wrote:

shane wrote:fuck bananas

That only works is they're massively unripe. Any less and they tend to break too easily.

hahaha

bananas are at their best chopped and on a slice of toasted brown bread... mmmmmmmm

JESUS CHRIST ITS FRIDAY!!!

sad indeed....

but 102, thats some good innings man.

rip.


hahahaha @ cant scroll back.... mental night

eLBe wrote: Your point is Fail

I believe you may be right...

yeah im now quite looking forward to saturdays hangover. going out friday,... so its possible

Wub wrote:All hangovers are do-able, if I've got a duvet and fried grease to accompany it.

I like your style... though I have had one or two bouts of alcohol poisining... nothing im proud of but made... I woulkd hardly call that doable. But yes... most hangovers are more than do-able

hangovers are shit on any day. I dunno man, theres something quite appealing about a saturday hangover... 1. your off work 2. probably had a good time the previous night 3. if your flat/room is clean when you wake, amazin! 4. you can look forward to a greasy breakfast to settle your stomach 5. sit ...

bellybelle wrote:

dr ddd wrote: i wish i had all the decent beer you lot want

granted but now you have a wicked case of the beer pees

I wish carebears were real

granted they are real... but they are all evil killers...

I wish it was summer sunny days every day

granted but now your that elvis impersonator

I wish I had some chicken

Granted but now you think of amasing wishes too much you end up killing yourself after 2 hours

I wish I was impenetrable to hangovers

mmmMMmmm I fooking love chinese

bellybelle wrote:Granted but your clone takes up shaggin as a profession and your phone never stops ringing for "dates"


I wish sausage came with syrup in it

granted but now syrup comes with SARS in it

I wish I had a new job

Granted, now all you can think about is shit. Drowned in piss. I wish I would just get up already and go get a new cup of coffee, now that mine is a warm cup of piss. granted but you get up and realised youve shat yourself... and covered yourself in piss... bad news mate I wish for a new phone... i...