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by bjackman
Sun Jan 22, 2012 6:03 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Eskidance
Replies: 126
Views: 3528

Re: Eskidance

southstar wrote:I'm a badman. you're a penis
AND UR HOLE KREW STINK LIKE FECES
by bjackman
Sun Jan 22, 2012 6:00 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Human Translator
Replies: 79
Views: 2608

Re: Human Translator

When a thought comes into my head that i don't want to think about, for example something i'm ashamed of or something i'm dreading, my brain copes with that by forcefully replacing that thought with a certain image. As I move through different stages of my life, the image I use changes. A long time ...
by bjackman
Sat Jan 21, 2012 7:59 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Oneman played this tune?
Replies: 16
Views: 670

Re: Oneman played this tune?

+1 this tune is fucking sick
by bjackman
Wed Jan 18, 2012 7:02 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Today Was -30 C
Replies: 16
Views: 295

Re: Today Was -30 C

BITCH THAT AINT EVAPORATING ITS FREEZING
by bjackman
Wed Jan 18, 2012 7:01 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: I Don't Want My Pizza Burning
Replies: 11
Views: 368

Re: I Don't Want My Pizza Burning

absolutely fucking incredible
by bjackman
Sun Dec 11, 2011 4:48 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: A thread concerning mindfuckery
Replies: 113
Views: 3083

Re: A thread concerning mindfuckery

if you properly shuffle a deck of cards it's very unlikely that the deck order you've just created has ever existed before in all of history (1 in 52! chance - think about it: it's a fucking huge number) .
by bjackman
Sun Dec 11, 2011 4:43 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: dj wanka live
Replies: 39
Views: 1024

Re: dj wanka live

BIG

UPS
by bjackman
Mon Nov 14, 2011 6:06 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Using a laptop as a router?
Replies: 10
Views: 140

Re: Using a laptop as a router?

Assuming you're running Windows 7, this is how it was for me (in exactly the same situation as you, weirdly enough): Click the little connection icon in the system tray (bottom right) >> open network and sharing centre >> set up a new connection or network >> set up a wireless ad hoc connection >> e...
by bjackman
Thu Nov 10, 2011 9:21 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: The proper use of "Safe"
Replies: 41
Views: 603

Re: The proper use of "Safe"

<coolstorybro>
someone once said "hey blood those shoes are bare safe" to my friend.
:roll:
</coolstorybro>
by bjackman
Tue Nov 08, 2011 10:59 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: www.whosampled.com
Replies: 5
Views: 157

www.whosampled.com

http://www.whosampled.com Just a thread to share and appreciate this website! Who's got some interesting samples you'd never have noticed? http://www.whosampled.com/sample/view/25916/Nelly%20Furtado-Turn%20Off%20the%20Light_Buffalo%20Springfield-For%20What%20It%27s%20Worth this one blew my mind a l...
by bjackman
Tue Nov 08, 2011 12:59 am
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: BEERS IN SHOWER MASSIVE
Replies: 205
Views: 10381

Re: BEERS IN SHOWER MASSIVE

So guys I apologise for the lack of feedback on the beer-in-shower i had earlier. my Internet dropped out. Well. Here it goes, I most certainly felt the glory that is to be felt by the man who enjoys an alcoholic malt beverage in his throat at the same time as a warm trickle on his testicles. Indeed...
by bjackman
Mon Nov 07, 2011 7:26 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: BEERS IN SHOWER MASSIVE
Replies: 205
Views: 10381

Re: BEERS IN SHOWER MASSIVE

Just limbering up for my first ever one. it's a chilled number - a Atella Artois in a can. Not the finest beer on offer but I think it will suffice for my first attempt.

Any tips? I'm pretty nervous.

I will post feedback.
by bjackman
Mon Nov 07, 2011 6:36 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Traktor timecode vinyl recording
Replies: 7
Views: 845

Re: Traktor timecode vinyl recording

look for a .iso of the CD on pirate sites. don't feel guilty about the possibility that that's theft! you can then burn that on a CD and rip it to WAV or just mount the CD on a virtual drive and get a wav. http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=traktor+timecode+cds&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&r...
by bjackman
Sun Oct 23, 2011 3:48 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Ubuntu...
Replies: 17
Views: 991

Re: Ubuntu...

SSH -XY is even sweeter... Out of interest, does anyone know of a sensible way of buying a notebook to run Linux on, such that stuff like wireless networking and audio will Just Work? I quite want something to hack around on, but am rather aware from past experience that there's a tendency to end u...
by bjackman
Sat Oct 22, 2011 3:54 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: anti-jokes
Replies: 202
Views: 4476

Re: anti-jokes

what did they call postman pat after he retired?

pat.
by bjackman
Sat Oct 22, 2011 2:49 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Ubuntu...
Replies: 17
Views: 991

Re: Ubuntu...

Do you have any suggestions on where to start learning about....ubuntu/linux? regarding ubuntu, the Community Documentation and Ubuntu Forums are one of those things you probably just ignore, but is actually really good. The Linux Documentation Project has a fucking ridiculous amount of stuff on th...
by bjackman
Thu Oct 20, 2011 11:43 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Ultra Thizz
Replies: 21
Views: 1182

Re: Ultra Thizz

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=thizz

never heard this term before. i was a bit disappointed that it wasn't just a badass word rustie came up with.

ps. what a fucking tune!
i'm still rinsing All Night as well
by bjackman
Thu Oct 20, 2011 11:38 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Evolution
Replies: 220
Views: 8525

Re: Evolution

How do you define a "state of transition"? Clearly the concept of evolution describes a continuum of forms not a transition between discrete forms. Arguably every organ is in a state of transision, according to the theory of evolution. "A genetic mutation is the loss of information no...
by bjackman
Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:43 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Relationship or Sex problems? Ask Dr Yompa
Replies: 94
Views: 2409

Re: Relationship or Sex problems? Ask Dr Yompa

.......................... now what