^^^That's an awful lot of "if"s, "probably"s and unspecified "them"s for such a short post. If anyone's seriously interested in what you "need" in order to drive a car I suggest you investigate the difference between common law and statutory law. You'll find t...

the license just means you have proven you can drive safely Once. On the day you were examined. Same as an MOT. Having an MOT certificate doesn't mean your car is road worthy; it means that it was road worthy on the day it was tested. Same principle applies to driving tests and licensing. You demon...

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Carrying a licence around in your wallet isn't going to prevent an accident. Being prepared to take responsibility for your actions will (hopefully) prompt you to drive safely.

Since when do you "need" a licence to drive? Do you know how to operate the controls of a motor car? Do you own or have access to a motor car? Then you can drive my friend. Applying for a licence (for anything) is equivalent to asking permission. Since when do you need anyone's permission ...

Kati69: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me? (pause) C-Dub: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily. There are many questions to which the answer is obviously an immediate and definite "NO". "Wann...

Magma wrote:Women's tennis is way more exciting than Men's, plus it has hot women.

Like Svetlana Kuznetsova:

Don't Shit Your Pants

http://www.kongregate.com/games/Rete/do ... your-pants

You have the trots and the aim of the game is to make it to the cludgie before you fill your dung hampers.

^^^Yeah, they'll only spend it on see-through panties and shoes that don't fit anyway.

Probably shouldn't let them drive any more either.

Or vote.

It is kind of related:

Are you a deck care professional? Why not post a response or start a new thread? Have a wonderful day!

You know Firky, I've bitten my tounge when it comes to you for a few too many times now, but I'm afraid I'm gonna bite: 1) You start a topic called "Die Jacko die!" when one of the best musicians of our time has died. I'd understand if it was a topic about Thatcher or Jeremy Beadle, but M...

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Napoleon Dynamite FTW!

Super noodles and chips

That camel's massive. It's like twice the size of the camper van.

Sick work as ever monsta