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by jazzamataz
Sat Feb 09, 2013 2:30 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: The SNH Football thread
Replies: 9902
Views: 65851

Re: The SNH Football thread

:corntard:
by jazzamataz
Sat Feb 09, 2013 2:29 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: The SNH Football thread
Replies: 9902
Views: 65851

Re: The SNH Football thread

A bit off topic but I was wondering are you allowed to smoke on stadiums in the UK? And can you buy beer with alcohol in it? - No - Yes Pretty sure that Europa League/Champions League matches have a ban on alcohol in the ground though, when I went to some of the Birmingham matches in the Europa Lea...
by jazzamataz
Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:03 am
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: If you became head of state tomorrow
Replies: 97
Views: 602

Re: If you became head of state tomorrow

And to answer the OP's question, I would kick off a long term social engineering effort. Society has broken down over the past couple decades. Many no longer feel invested in society sufficiently to improve on it. If humanity is to move forward, we're going have to learn to live with each other bet...
by jazzamataz
Mon Dec 31, 2012 4:18 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: The SNH Football thread
Replies: 9902
Views: 65851

Re: The SNH Football thread

If Walcott goes to Utd im driving into the Thames He wouldn't go to Utd. City/Chelsea maybe - but not Utd. They simply don't need him. He's worse than Nani on the wing (who can't get a game ahead of Young & Valencia). Unless he's going to replace Rooney. (Which he won't be.) City are dumb enough to...
by jazzamataz
Mon Dec 31, 2012 4:05 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Where are you guys spending New Years??
Replies: 70
Views: 610

Re: Where are you guys spending New Years??

Mates house. I'm taking my shisha pipe.We have about 5
bottles of champagne too. Might do a Champagne/Ice combo
with some other special ingredients.

Think we also have some Mauritian rum left over - quite
easily the best rum in the world. LOVE the stuff.
by jazzamataz
Sun Dec 30, 2012 6:30 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: The SNH Football thread
Replies: 9902
Views: 65851

Re: The SNH Football thread

I had £1 on Arsenal winning 5-3 yesterday at 200/1 (£1 bet.)
For about 4 mins I was the happiest Arsenal fan there could be.










Then Giroud scored...
And I wept in confusion.
by jazzamataz
Sat Dec 29, 2012 12:37 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: A big night out with Britain's biggest #LADS
Replies: 92
Views: 1085

Re: A big night out with Britain's biggest #LADS

This lot seem tame compared to my Uni's Football lads.

They wouldn't even last 20 mins against the Rugby lads.
by jazzamataz
Mon Dec 24, 2012 5:50 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: big up everyone working over xmas
Replies: 40
Views: 352

Re: big up everyone working over xmas

1hr and 12 mins to go...

(I have to come in for 4 hours on NYE between 1600 - 2000
to man the phones in case someone with a MH issue needs
to contact the office on that day. OOHs staff...)
by jazzamataz
Mon Dec 24, 2012 5:30 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Seeing as the house forum is useless...
Replies: 5
Views: 233

Re: Seeing as the house forum is useless...

neon-dubz wrote:Is it Jimmy Edgar - This One's For The Children.

I reckon it is.....

You...

You...

You're good.

/de Niro.
by jazzamataz
Sun Dec 23, 2012 4:45 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: The SNH Football thread
Replies: 9902
Views: 65851

Re: The SNH Football thread

Fergie says Williams should be banned and "He could have
killed RvP."

Over-reaction of the year.
by jazzamataz
Sun Dec 23, 2012 4:44 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: The SNH Football thread
Replies: 9902
Views: 65851

Re: The SNH Football thread



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by jazzamataz
Fri Dec 21, 2012 11:10 am
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: should i put my money into gold?
Replies: 113
Views: 861

Re: should i put my money into gold?

Why in the world wouldn't he use that opportunity to get a gold grill? I know a guy who grew up in the hood who would use a piece of Rollos wrapper to cover his tooth everyday when he went to school... it is instacred. For Jaws' (from James Bond) teeth, they used tin foil wrapped around an orange p...
by jazzamataz
Fri Dec 21, 2012 9:20 am
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: 21.12.12
Replies: 84
Views: 949

Re: 21.12.12

Still here...

neet to work out how i'm going to pay back that £4000 payday loan now...

by jazzamataz
Fri Dec 21, 2012 9:15 am
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: Seeing as the house forum is useless...
Replies: 5
Views: 233

Re: Seeing as the house forum is useless...

... Lets give it a go in here. It sounds like "This is Acid" by Maurice, but it's not that - and it keeps making reference to "Nu Wave." Something like "This ain't nu wave" or "This is the death of nu wave" or something like that. You seem to have failed to extract the relevant information. Let me ...
by jazzamataz
Thu Dec 20, 2012 4:24 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: ***DMZ 8th Birthday*** - lineup announced
Replies: 395
Views: 4252

Re: ***DMZ 8th Birthday***

How did I miss this? I'm coming.
by jazzamataz
Thu Dec 20, 2012 4:09 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: ''nice guys'' of okcupid
Replies: 224
Views: 2306

Re: ''nice guys'' of okcupid

The ones with the sex obligation question are obviously nasty as fuck and probably fair game, but that only seems to be a few of them; a lot of this is just poking fun at ugly and socially awkward nerds who are already failing to find girls... I don't really get why they need sabotaging further. Th...
by jazzamataz
Thu Dec 20, 2012 3:48 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: ''nice guys'' of okcupid
Replies: 224
Views: 2306

Re: ''nice guys'' of okcupid

LACE wrote:i wonder which circumstances they have in mind..

car broke down..need a ride
use of the cell, if your phone died
opening a jar of garbanzo beans
extra servings of orange chicken

???

what? I missed that one! :lol:

(I'll take the extra serving of orange chicken... )
by jazzamataz
Thu Dec 20, 2012 3:42 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: ''nice guys'' of okcupid
Replies: 224
Views: 2306

Re: ''nice guys'' of okcupid

Actually think she has a point... "nice" guys don't walk around calling themselves nice guys - they just are. The stuff about obligation highlights something slightly sinister in their thought processes - i.e. thinking they are nice people but actually being far from it and not realising/acknowledg...
by jazzamataz
Thu Dec 20, 2012 3:32 pm
Forum: Secret Ninja Hideout
Topic: things that have made you happy today
Replies: 57032
Views: 508749

Re: things that have made you happy today

1) Manager's had the day off.
2) Watching food channels on the TV in the office.
3) 1 day until Christmas holidays
4) Staff Christmas dinner tonight at the carvery.
5) Arsenal not getting Barca or Real Madrid in the CL draw.

Today is all win.

:h: