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meh...

Conceived:

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Got one of these guys in the house. Grind up espresso beans in the house and then fire them straight in the thing :P:

man knows!

I brew my black ...

dude on the left is so ashamed to be in the picture he's having an out of body experience

Phigure wrote:ask freud u fuckin weirdo

Sometimes a waveform is just a waveform.

danny_scrilla wrote:

wtf? I'm dead certain I posted this in the cringe thread....

Incredibly poor wording...couldn't help but laugh!

I'll just leave this here

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magma wrote:

soronery wrote:so i can aggressive fist people as long as i dont film it

and have sex with prostitutes as long as i do film it

strong logic in the world

It's the dawn of Quantum Fucking. The acts change state dependent on the existence of an observer.

Schrodinger's Pussy.

The board has banned the following acts from being depicted by British pornography producers:

Spanking

Caning

Aggressive whipping

Penetration by any object "associated with violence"

Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)

Urolagnia (known as "water sports")

Female ...

soronery wrote:

danny_scrilla wrote:That last scene in the trailer looks beyond stupid.

whereas all the other scenes involving dinosaurs being brought back to life in a futuristic theme park are perfectly plausible

Exactly my point...

Did I use the word plausible?

That last scene in the trailer looks beyond stupid.

[+] Spoiler

save time, save money, live in the future!

i bet it makes my farts stop smelling so rancid too, probably better for your teeth and skin imo

according to the guys gf in the video it makes not only his farts but also himself smell fucking awful. lol

Saving money on food? Nah son! That's the only ...

tasty food is one of the few things that keeps me sane these days, so no...fuck that!

eiteher my ears are bad or almost every system Ive been to is bad, but whenever I hear music out there's always like a gigantic wall of sharp, hard staticky noise covering most of the mid/hi end for me. It's actually way better to hear the tunes if I push my fingers in ears a little, then I can ...

OGLemon wrote:

Harkat wrote:big pussy

Haven't posted in here in a while but just finished a new bit that's a bit different from what I usually produce so wouldn't mind some feedback. Probably going to keep this up for a couple of days.

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