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by rstu529
Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:38 am
Forum: Mixes
Topic: Slam & Groove : Vol 1 - Mixed by OPTIMUS GRYME
Replies: 2
Views: 1021

Quitting AA

I used to belong to AA, but I had to quit that because -- I don't know if you know this, but their drinking policy is really strict. ............................................................................................................................................. warhammer gold buy warham...
by rstu529
Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:36 am
Forum: Mixes
Topic: sZinKaNSen - Slow Down Before You Kill Someone Promo Mix '09
Replies: 1
Views: 317

Irish on Vacation

Q: Where does an Irish person go on a vacation? A: A new bar ............................................................................................................................................. warhammer gold warhammer online gold warhammergold119 http://www.warhammergold119.com
by rstu529
Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:36 am
Forum: Events Archive
Topic: [PDX] VARIOUS feat SEARCHL1TE & DOPELABS Mar 7th
Replies: 39
Views: 6365

Drinking Problem

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before. ............................................................................................................................................ warhammer gold warhammer power leveling wa...
by rstu529
Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:36 am
Forum: Events Archive
Topic: [OC] DUBTROIT // 02.24.09 // 12th PLANET, EMU & PAWN ++
Replies: 20
Views: 3791

Dickens and the Martini

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, “Olive or twist?” ............................................................................................................................................. warhammer gold buy warhammer warhammergold119 http://www.warhamme...
by rstu529
Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:35 am
Forum: Events Archive
Topic: [SF] ARTNOWSF Presents March Veni Vidi Vici Mar 14th
Replies: 6
Views: 1339

Drinking Problem

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before. ............................................................................................................................................ warhammer gold warhammer power leveling wa...
by rstu529
Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:35 am
Forum: Events Archive
Topic: [Halifax]- Fb.14 - Valentine's Day Massacre 2 w Ill.Gates
Replies: 8
Views: 1599

Stoned Drunk

How does one become stoned drunk?
Drink wet cement.
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by rstu529
Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:35 am
Forum: Events Archive
Topic: [CHICAGO] Searchl1te, Cochise Soulstar @ Elastic Arts Feb 14
Replies: 3
Views: 784

Social Drinker

I quit drinking booze. Now, I'm what you'd call a 'social drinker,' which means if someone says they'll have a drink, I say, 'So shall I.' ............................................................................................................................................. warhammer online go...
by rstu529
Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:34 am
Forum: Events Archive
Topic: [PHILLY] THURS FEB 12th: Subdivision w/Fluff, Rx, and UDACHI
Replies: 5
Views: 1073

Drinking Problem

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before. ............................................................................................................................................ warhammer gold warhammer power leveling wa...
by rstu529
Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:34 am
Forum: Events Archive
Topic: PERTH 19/3/09 SOMEONE SAY DUBSTEP? pres HEADHUNTER @ AMBAR
Replies: 5
Views: 1229

Drinking Problem

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before. ............................................................................................................................................ warhammer gold warhammer power leveling wa...
by rstu529
Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:34 am
Forum: Events Archive
Topic: Friday the 13th HUSSLE HUSSLE Feb feat REKAB
Replies: 2
Views: 689

Men's Future

Q: How do you know when a man's planning for the future? A: He buys TWO cases of beer. ............................................................................................................................................ warhammer gold warhammer gold us warhammergold119 http://www.warhammergo...
by rstu529
Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:45 pm
Forum: Events Archive
Topic: 6th feb brixton jamm
Replies: 2
Views: 804

A guy gets back from a computer convention

A guy gets back from a computer convention and is telling his wife about how it went, "Honey, It was so crowded, a real zoo. You couldn't get a nerd in edgewise!" ..................................................................................................................................
by rstu529
Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:43 pm
Forum: Events Archive
Topic: JUNGLISTIC PRESENT:THE DUBSTEP SESSIONS:COTTI MAR 20th
Replies: 4
Views: 1495

Viagra computer virus

Heard about the new Viagra computer virus? It turns your floppy disk into a hard drive! ............................................................................................................................................ warhammer gold cheap warhammer gold http://www.warhammergold119.com
by rstu529
Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:41 pm
Forum: Events Archive
Topic: VBZ LDS 5/2-PLASTICIAN-GENTS DUB CLUB-SUKH KNIGHT-STENCHMAN
Replies: 4
Views: 1072

NASA gets indications of life on Mars

It is not conclusive yet, but the NASA believes the Mars Pathfinder has found proof of life on Mars.The cd player was stolen. ............................................................................................................................................. warhammer online gold warhammer ...
by rstu529
Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:40 pm
Forum: Events Archive
Topic: NOTTM.RubberDub.6/2/09..KROME & TIME!/VISTA/RDEMON @ Blu
Replies: 24
Views: 4797

Viagra computer virus

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by rstu529
Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:39 pm
Forum: Events Archive
Topic: TONIGHT IN BRISTOL!! CRAZYLEGS vs WIFEY with LIL SILVA / D1/
Replies: 3
Views: 441

One side with butter

One question has bugged me, how did they get it to land the right way up? The answer is obvious, it's applied Murphy�s law, and they covered one side with butter. ............................................................................................................................................
by rstu529
Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:39 pm
Forum: Events Archive
Topic: [SF] FRI 1/31 - RASTATRONICS, DJ SPACE INVADER, SUBADDICTION
Replies: 3
Views: 784

Stick your finger

Q: How do you tell the temperature of the ocean?
A: Stick your finger in a wave.
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by rstu529
Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:37 pm
Forum: Events Archive
Topic: BARCELONA BASS ATTACK!! THIS SAT. 07/02/09@XPRESSING UNGRND!
Replies: 6
Views: 1064

One side with butter

One question has bugged me, how did they get it to land the right way up? The answer is obvious, it's applied Murphy�s law, and they covered one side with butter. ............................................................................................................................................
by rstu529
Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:37 pm
Forum: Events Archive
Topic: BERLIN: CLUB TRANSMEDIALE 31.01.09 @MARIA
Replies: 3
Views: 1327

One side with butter

One question has bugged me, how did they get it to land the right way up? The answer is obvious, it's applied Murphy�s law, and they covered one side with butter. ............................................................................................................................................
by rstu529
Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:36 pm
Forum: Events Archive
Topic: {PDX} VARIOUS : U-OME [HOODZ], E.R.S. 1, JON A.D. Feb 7 09
Replies: 30
Views: 4319

Light bulb

Q: How many scientists does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They use them as controls in double blind trials. ............................................................................................................................................. warhammer gold buy warhammer gold http:...
by rstu529
Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:36 pm
Forum: Events Archive
Topic: LONDON-07-FEB-09 - hiddenabilities @ Bar 2012
Replies: 7
Views: 954

Viagra computer virus

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