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- Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:38 am
- Forum: Mixes
- Topic: Slam & Groove : Vol 1 - Mixed by OPTIMUS GRYME
- Replies: 2
- Views: 1021
Quitting AA
I used to belong to AA, but I had to quit that because -- I don't know if you know this, but their drinking policy is really strict. ............................................................................................................................................. warhammer gold buy warham...
- Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:36 am
- Forum: Mixes
- Topic: sZinKaNSen - Slow Down Before You Kill Someone Promo Mix '09
- Replies: 1
- Views: 317
Irish on Vacation
Q: Where does an Irish person go on a vacation? A: A new bar ............................................................................................................................................. warhammer gold warhammer online gold warhammergold119 http://www.warhammergold119.com
- Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:36 am
- Forum: Events Archive
- Topic: [PDX] VARIOUS feat SEARCHL1TE & DOPELABS Mar 7th
- Replies: 39
- Views: 6365
Drinking Problem
You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before. ............................................................................................................................................ warhammer gold warhammer power leveling wa...
- Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:36 am
- Forum: Events Archive
- Topic: [OC] DUBTROIT // 02.24.09 // 12th PLANET, EMU & PAWN ++
- Replies: 20
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Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, “Olive or twist?” ............................................................................................................................................. warhammer gold buy warhammer warhammergold119 http://www.warhamme...
- Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:35 am
- Forum: Events Archive
- Topic: [SF] ARTNOWSF Presents March Veni Vidi Vici Mar 14th
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1339
Drinking Problem
You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before. ............................................................................................................................................ warhammer gold warhammer power leveling wa...
- Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:35 am
- Forum: Events Archive
- Topic: [Halifax]- Fb.14 - Valentine's Day Massacre 2 w Ill.Gates
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1599
Stoned Drunk
How does one become stoned drunk?
Drink wet cement.
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Drink wet cement.
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- Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:35 am
- Forum: Events Archive
- Topic: [CHICAGO] Searchl1te, Cochise Soulstar @ Elastic Arts Feb 14
- Replies: 3
- Views: 784
Social Drinker
I quit drinking booze. Now, I'm what you'd call a 'social drinker,' which means if someone says they'll have a drink, I say, 'So shall I.' ............................................................................................................................................. warhammer online go...
- Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:34 am
- Forum: Events Archive
- Topic: [PHILLY] THURS FEB 12th: Subdivision w/Fluff, Rx, and UDACHI
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1073
Drinking Problem
You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before. ............................................................................................................................................ warhammer gold warhammer power leveling wa...
- Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:34 am
- Forum: Events Archive
- Topic: PERTH 19/3/09 SOMEONE SAY DUBSTEP? pres HEADHUNTER @ AMBAR
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1229
Drinking Problem
You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before. ............................................................................................................................................ warhammer gold warhammer power leveling wa...
- Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:34 am
- Forum: Events Archive
- Topic: Friday the 13th HUSSLE HUSSLE Feb feat REKAB
- Replies: 2
- Views: 689
Men's Future
Q: How do you know when a man's planning for the future? A: He buys TWO cases of beer. ............................................................................................................................................ warhammer gold warhammer gold us warhammergold119 http://www.warhammergo...
- Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:45 pm
- Forum: Events Archive
- Topic: 6th feb brixton jamm
- Replies: 2
- Views: 804
A guy gets back from a computer convention
A guy gets back from a computer convention and is telling his wife about how it went, "Honey, It was so crowded, a real zoo. You couldn't get a nerd in edgewise!" ..................................................................................................................................
- Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:43 pm
- Forum: Events Archive
- Topic: JUNGLISTIC PRESENT:THE DUBSTEP SESSIONS:COTTI MAR 20th
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1495
Viagra computer virus
Heard about the new Viagra computer virus? It turns your floppy disk into a hard drive! ............................................................................................................................................ warhammer gold cheap warhammer gold http://www.warhammergold119.com
- Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:41 pm
- Forum: Events Archive
- Topic: VBZ LDS 5/2-PLASTICIAN-GENTS DUB CLUB-SUKH KNIGHT-STENCHMAN
- Replies: 4
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NASA gets indications of life on Mars
It is not conclusive yet, but the NASA believes the Mars Pathfinder has found proof of life on Mars.The cd player was stolen. ............................................................................................................................................. warhammer online gold warhammer ...
- Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:40 pm
- Forum: Events Archive
- Topic: NOTTM.RubberDub.6/2/09..KROME & TIME!/VISTA/RDEMON @ Blu
- Replies: 24
- Views: 4797
Viagra computer virus
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- Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:39 pm
- Forum: Events Archive
- Topic: TONIGHT IN BRISTOL!! CRAZYLEGS vs WIFEY with LIL SILVA / D1/
- Replies: 3
- Views: 441
One side with butter
One question has bugged me, how did they get it to land the right way up? The answer is obvious, it's applied Murphy�s law, and they covered one side with butter. ............................................................................................................................................
- Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:39 pm
- Forum: Events Archive
- Topic: [SF] FRI 1/31 - RASTATRONICS, DJ SPACE INVADER, SUBADDICTION
- Replies: 3
- Views: 784
Stick your finger
Q: How do you tell the temperature of the ocean?
A: Stick your finger in a wave.
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- Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:37 pm
- Forum: Events Archive
- Topic: BARCELONA BASS ATTACK!! THIS SAT. 07/02/09@XPRESSING UNGRND!
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1064
One side with butter
One question has bugged me, how did they get it to land the right way up? The answer is obvious, it's applied Murphy�s law, and they covered one side with butter. ............................................................................................................................................
- Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:37 pm
- Forum: Events Archive
- Topic: BERLIN: CLUB TRANSMEDIALE 31.01.09 @MARIA
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1327
One side with butter
One question has bugged me, how did they get it to land the right way up? The answer is obvious, it's applied Murphy�s law, and they covered one side with butter. ............................................................................................................................................
- Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:36 pm
- Forum: Events Archive
- Topic: {PDX} VARIOUS : U-OME [HOODZ], E.R.S. 1, JON A.D. Feb 7 09
- Replies: 30
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Light bulb
Q: How many scientists does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They use them as controls in double blind trials. ............................................................................................................................................. warhammer gold buy warhammer gold http:...
- Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:36 pm
- Forum: Events Archive
- Topic: LONDON-07-FEB-09 - hiddenabilities @ Bar 2012
- Replies: 7
- Views: 954
Viagra computer virus
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