yeah in all honesty for the most part i hate it here. maybe it's jsut the area i live in but i want to get the fuck out as soon as possible. america is balls.

speaking of character building, i'm not advising this but one of the things i like and also hate about my experience with drugs is i always take way too much the first time because i'm a fucking idiot (not on purpose). nothing makes you more aware of how much control you have of your brain and your ...

oh i don't mind the heart disease. as long as it's american heart disease. because then i can be proud of it no matter how shit it is

i feel like i got heart disease just from looking at that picture

mcdonalds is pretty much better, they will never be able to top bk's hershey pie though

yeah. it has electrolytes

AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA

we have hamburgers with 4 patties n shit

i once took a shit that looked like the main island of japan

Okay, well my visit to this shithole forum has put me behind schedule for setting up my Sub by at least 2 hours, I'm off, take it fucking easy, if anyone says anything more about The Smiths or Pixar I am personally going to find out where they live and shit through their letterbox. ill be sure to l...

don't think too much about it

fuck the smiths I'm guessing one of the maggots festering in your mother's arsehole crawled up her vag one day and laid an egg, and that egg was you right? http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/573/19f/f6a/resized/randy-marsh-meme-generator-oh-i-m-sorry-i-thought-this-was-america-5c89fa.jpg?1315564139.jpg

fuck the smiths

1 time i was scooting over in a van

sat on a seatbelt. no bueno

pastrami sandwich and a bottle of rum/tequila

when im hungover as fuck tomorrow i'm going to want to be executed

idk why but i can't stand a cat rubbing up on me. i always feel like they are going to do something wrong.

a dog i don't mind

glorious

as a child my fav.