Post your favourite SGT Pokes lyrics/quotes!

[gantzgraf]

whos ready to return to space?

[mobiustrip2]

" LAY THEM ALL DOWN FLAT "

[mcguiganking]

(when the water got on the decks at DMZ)


'its all gone gaddafi'

[Lystric]

"international rinse, that's one big stinkin' shower.......no one's picking up no soap though trust me!"

[RightOnTime27]

(singin along to the distance remix of changes) "I want to hear some karaoke on this one, the words are pretty fuckin easy it just goes laaaaa laaaaaaa la la laaaaa la laaaaaa"

[Midori]

"I think it's very safe to say, if we ever see you Goldie on celebrity who wants to be a millionaire, you ain't gonna call Caspa!"

LOL

[John Jackson]

[mod edit]

spam

[Lystric]

"introducing the loe-face-killerrrrrrrrr"

(talking about loefah)

[NickUndercover]

"introducing the loe-face-killerrrrrrrrr"

(talking about loefah)

LOL amazing. Ol'dirty poax

[murky21]

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[TooMuch]

where was Pokes on saturday anyone know. This thread has had me in stitches. Imitating his voice in my head reading the quotes

[Cornbreadddd]

Hey can someone answer this for me?

Do MC's like pokes and juwakali usually just freestyle? Or do they sometimes have actually written verses?

[choc-ice]

pokes on some distance tune from BAPS (i think it was baps...) - "this tracks makes you wanna punch your mum in the chest"

also, dont know if this has been already quoted but when ancient memories (skream remix) got wheeled on BAPS he announced "they call it a bridgestone, a michelin, a pirelli - its a wheel!"

[mIrReN]

lol "they call it a bridgestone, a michelin, a pirelli - its a wheel!"

just rofl

[Phigure]

lol "they call it a bridgestone, a michelin, a pirelli - its a wheel!"

just rofl

lol too clever

[spydogen]

@ Dubloaded in Bristol circa 2010

"I'm a walking, talking, Stephen Hawking"

Levels.

[PinUp]

From the DMZ night at Outlook 2010

"if you throw water on me, I will burst in to flames"

[dubstep_scum]

SO DIGITAL THE SOUND IS SO DIGITAL

[geiom]

"I'm Melting!"

[Trifficspurs]

"and this one drops like an old lady in the snow....."