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Post by JimmaJamJamie » Thu Nov 26, 2009 4:22 pm

"N-Type I swear your ugly bruv...your family hate you...they don't love you"

"This ones some Jodie Marsh selection...absolutely butters...but you know that you would if it was on a plate"

"Yes thankyou bruv because i gotta be honest that one reminds me of my FOOT BOTTOM!" (then goes on to describe the PedEgg) :lol:

All from N-Type - Rinse FM 03/11/2009. Too many on that podcast.

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Post by hedmuk » Thu Nov 26, 2009 5:22 pm

Pointing to the topless Brostep lads at Croydub in August- "If you boys wanna get naked and dance with eachother, GO TO THE FUCKING TOILET"

classic
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Post by -dubson- » Thu Nov 26, 2009 5:48 pm

JimmaJamJamie wrote:"N-Type I swear your ugly bruv...your family hate you...they don't love you"

"This ones some Jodie Marsh selection...absolutely butters...but you know that you would if it was on a plate"

"Yes thankyou bruv because i gotta be honest that one reminds me of my FOOT BOTTOM!" (then goes on to describe the PedEgg) :lol:

All from N-Type - Rinse FM 03/11/2009. Too many on that podcast.
That show had so many lol

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Post by xarcane » Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:47 am

s.a.m wrote:Pointing to the topless Brostep lads at Croydub in August- "If you boys wanna get naked and dance with eachother, GO TO THE FUCKING TOILET"

classic
That was so good...

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Post by systematic » Thu Dec 03, 2009 2:13 am

"shark, get out of the water, SHARK!"
"same ol chinese takeaway selling shea inna tray"

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Post by kentnz » Thu Dec 03, 2009 6:41 am

"LIGHTA!!!"
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Post by Tekki » Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:46 am

'Time to get real spongey' Exodus leeds

'...burn off some calories' "

'straight to your wellington boots'

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Post by skream » Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:36 am

"Hold tight everyone doing the churchill"

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Post by DeepThought » Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:08 am

"this one's the angry uncle, reach for the slipper!"

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Post by dirt » Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:17 am

Its all about the the SGT Pokes Drinking Game;

Each person takes his or her favourite phrase or picks out the hat.

An amount of booze is attributed to each phrase (Shots/fingers/down it etc) and must be drunk every time the phase is said during the show. Simple!

Throw in some wildcard rules for everyone finishing what they have on certain sayings or mention of something (an event/a DJ/a certain tune getting played/ etc) and you will be proper fucked!!

Have fun and enjoy responsibly :t:

P.S. Also see The Crazy D'rinking Game from Matel! Fun for all the family... WOAH WOAH WOAH!

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Post by artlab » Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:09 pm

s.a.m wrote:Pointing to the topless Brostep lads at Croydub in August- "If you boys wanna get naked and dance with eachother, GO TO THE FUCKING TOILET"

classic
LOL

These quotes are cracking me right up.

One that always stuck with me and my mate. There was loads of people smoking up, but doing it well covert... all of a sudden pokes shouts:

'SNEAKY SNEAKY SMOKERS......... MUHAHAHAHAHA!'

Absolute comedy genius.
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Post by stappard » Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:38 pm

jibba wrote:Just remembered another classic...end of the night, the lights come on and the bouncers are getting tetchy...Skream drops one last track taking it over the 4am finish and Pokes yells...

"This is a Bruce...this is a Bruce...This is Brucey bonus...BRUUUUCE, BRUUUUCE"!!!

:lol:

haha my favourite right there!

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Post by rev » Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:34 pm

"maaan your is uuugly!!! turnin' your neckbone to RUBBER!"

from the Loefah - Boilersuit clip.

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Post by mugger t » Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:00 am

just read through this whole thread and woke up my parents from laughing too much

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Post by skittlenik » Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:05 am

Mala steps up to the deck mid dmz set at the last exodus/dmz at the west indian centre.
In comes Eyez, just after it goes quiet before the drop, pokes proclaims...

''Mala, I think I love you..''

Not that humourous, ha ha funny, but yeah...if you were there you get what i mean i guess

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Post by kwun-tings » Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:10 am

s.a.m wrote:Pointing to the topless Brostep lads at Croydub in August- "If you boys wanna get naked and dance with eachother, GO TO THE FUCKING TOILET"

classic
i was gonna put exactly the same quote lol! fucking had me in stitches, and the whole crowd slewed the wastemans too hahahaha


This had me belling as well:
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Post by partition » Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:17 am

this thread is just pure gold!

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Post by bagelator » Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:18 am

Plastic Ian - a very complex polymer

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Post by kwun-tings » Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:26 am

bagelator wrote:Plastic Ian - a very complex polymer
HAHAHA!!!!! that was jokes too!
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Post by kentnz » Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:39 am

"Loefah MacGyver"
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