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Post by choc-ice » Mon Aug 23, 2010 5:25 pm

s.a.m wrote:Pointing to the topless Brostep lads at Croydub in August- "If you boys wanna get naked and dance with eachother, GO TO THE FUCKING TOILET"

classic
i know those people, that comment made my night. it felt like justice was served. but yeah one of my fav pokes quotes is from a baps dmz 4th birthday show - "show us where the sound touched you on the bear... here here there and there.."
then he says "large up michael jackson announcing a uk tour at o2. can he still do it tho really?" lol madness. basically all of that show is pure jokes. big up mc child on that too.

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Post by brasco » Mon Aug 23, 2010 5:36 pm

s.a.m wrote:Pointing to the topless Brostep lads at Croydub in August- "If you boys wanna get naked and dance with eachother, GO TO THE FUCKING TOILET"

classic
:lol: :lol: :lol: excellent
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Post by FackOff » Mon Aug 23, 2010 5:42 pm

"this one on the run,straight outta dungeon"
..you will know your responsibility..

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Post by J__J_90 » Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:53 pm

from the dmz show a few years back on kiss

"this ones got a more lethal jab than harold shipman"

or something along those lines, made me :lol: though

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Post by Rhodrijen » Mon Aug 23, 2010 7:23 pm

couple from when he was on rinse with Skream & Benga..

"you need some cilit bang on this plate bengal"

"this ones the sound of benga doing the washing up on a friday morning"

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Post by jibba » Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:01 pm

Catching both Skream and Pokes at the Concorde this Friday and it reminded me of my thread.

Here's to hoping he comes with some more classics one year later!
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Post by apmje » Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:06 pm

PARTY ON A BOAT!

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Post by johnkimble » Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:08 pm

one of the best threads ever

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Post by breeeeza » Thu Sep 23, 2010 12:44 am

Goldie, stop waving your arms like cabin crew

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Post by bagelator » Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:14 am

oi pokes, are you ready for the duck and armagnac pie?

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Post by jonny_painter » Fri Apr 15, 2011 7:37 am

NME Tour 2011 Manchester academy in Feb

Pokes: "Where's my motherf*****g sandwiches?"

Pokes:"Everyone down, sit your asses down, it's not safe!"
(Everyone does as the man says and sits, who the hell would go against him)
(A minute or so passes and the tune is building)
(People begin to stand, much to Pokes' distaste)
Pokes':"Who said you could stand? It's not safe, it's not safe, whatever, I warned you"
Bass cracks in, he did warn us, it wasn't safe, should've stayed down.

the man is quality

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Post by mVI » Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:25 am

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Post by man-versus-sofa » Fri Apr 15, 2011 11:29 am

"you goin to need your P.E kit for this one. if you aint brought it, you doin it your pants"

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Post by kingGhost » Fri Apr 15, 2011 8:32 pm

"get out ya dungarees and roll em up to ya knees... we're goin out redneckin on this one"
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Post by Rahul » Fri Apr 15, 2011 8:53 pm

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Post by jsml » Mon Apr 18, 2011 2:35 pm

WHO SAYS FUCK OFF?

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Post by mVI » Mon Apr 18, 2011 5:13 pm

"In comes Cyrus! Stir the porridge!"

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Post by mojomusic » Tue Apr 19, 2011 2:57 am

jibba wrote:Just remembered another classic...end of the night, the lights come on and the bouncers are getting tetchy...Skream drops one last track taking it over the 4am finish and Pokes yells...

"This is a Bruce...this is a Bruce...This is Brucey bonus...BRUUUUCE, BRUUUUCE"!!!

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HAHAHAAAA i'm in tears!! :cornlol: :cornlol: :cornlol: :4:
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Post by stevenleaton2 » Sat Apr 30, 2011 9:20 pm

man-versus-sofa wrote:"you goin to need your P.E kit for this one. if you aint brought it, you doin it your pants"
^^^^^^
hahha

n from the DMZ 6th bday recording, regarding the water that broke the mixer "there's so much sweat that its evaporating onto the ceiling, n the ceiling is BLEEEEEDIN' onto the decks" ye!

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