Everytime I swallow I hear a squeaking noise in my right ear

elibomyekip · Post by **elibomyekip** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:01 am

It's been like it for a week now. Do I have bad AIDS?

z.u.bee · Post by **z.u.bee** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:31 am

you have worse aids, you shall die before christmas....

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:49 am

I had this before
Scared the noise away tho
pussy

2manynoobs · Post by **2manynoobs** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:23 am

DZA wrote:I had this before
Scared the noise away tho
pussy

abelard · Post by **abelard** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:24 am

try spitting?

ahier · Post by **ahier** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:05 am

try washing?

SK3W3R · Post by **SK3W3R** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:22 am

probs anear infectionmatee

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 1:30 pm

That's strange
everytime i squeak, i hear a swallow in my ear.

suggest you get your ears suctioned bud

karmacazee · Post by **karmacazee** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 1:46 pm

Too much bumsex.

karmacazee · Post by **karmacazee** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:07 pm

karmacazee wrote:Too much bumsex.

And not enough onions.

HamCrescendo · Post by **HamCrescendo** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:52 pm

I knew a girl who had this once, dont worry it's nothing serious. It's just that your conscience is a mouse (in her case it was a Silver Agoutti) and happens to be a huge prude. I'd advise you lay some rodent poison and spit instead, you filthy fucking whore.

tomm · Post by **tomm** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:02 pm

stick a pencil in yer ear far enough so the noise stops

hurlingdervish · Post by **hurlingdervish** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:05 pm

search TMJ

does your jaw crack ever?

also

do you use q-tips?

if so it could be the start of swimmers ear... im just coming out of a 2-week deafness from an swimmers ear infection

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 8:10 pm

Yeah I had it before it will pass don't worry lol

the acid never lies · Post by **the acid never lies** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 1:50 am

hurlingdervish wrote:if so it could be the start of swimmers ear... im just coming out of a 2-week deafness from an swimmers ear infection

do you have to be a swimmer to get this? also is tennis elbow just for people who play tennis? if you get either one does it make you a better swimmer/tennis player?

you probably do need to be eating more onions though

ketamine · Post by **ketamine** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:16 am

gnome wrote:Yeah I had it before it will pass don't worry lol

Believe the gnome. It knows ALL

Uncle Mike · Post by **Uncle Mike** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:55 am

gnome wrote:Yeah I had it before it will pass don't worry lol

THIS

Neurotik · Post by **Neurotik** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:05 am

I hear a click in both ears when i swalllow. I've had it since i was little, thought it was a little odd, then started to think it was normal, and then I found out what it was but i honestly cannot remember atm lol.

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:29 am

ive had a click in my right ear its normal

macroclimate · Post by **macroclimate** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:22 am

Both my ears crackle every time I swallow. They have for about 8 years now, ever since a particularly bad plane ride (I apparently have sensitive eardrums). I consulted a doctor about it at one point, I can't remember what he said, but apparently he wasn't worried about it, so I'd think it's no big deal.

If somebody gets up real close to my ear when I swallow they can hear it too.

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