Everytime I swallow I hear a squeaking noise in my right ear

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Everytime I swallow I hear a squeaking noise in my right ear

Post by elibomyekip » Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:01 am

It's been like it for a week now. Do I have bad AIDS?

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Re: Everytime I swallow I hear a squeaking noise in my right ear

Post by z.u.bee » Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:31 am

you have worse aids, you shall die before christmas....

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Re: Everytime I swallow I hear a squeaking noise in my right ear

Post by DZA » Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:49 am

I had this before
Scared the noise away tho
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Re: Everytime I swallow I hear a squeaking noise in my right ear

Post by 2manynoobs » Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:23 am

DZA wrote:I had this before
Scared the noise away tho
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Re: Everytime I swallow I hear a squeaking noise in my right ear

Post by abelard » Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:24 am

try spitting?
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Re: Everytime I swallow I hear a squeaking noise in my right ear

Post by ahier » Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:05 am

try washing?

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Re: Everytime I swallow I hear a squeaking noise in my right ear

Post by SK3W3R » Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:22 am

probs anear infectionmatee
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Re: Everytime I swallow I hear a squeaking noise in my right ear

Post by nousd » Thu Dec 17, 2009 1:30 pm

That's strange
everytime i squeak, i hear a swallow in my ear.


suggest you get your ears suctioned bud
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Re: Everytime I swallow I hear a squeaking noise in my right ear

Post by karmacazee » Thu Dec 17, 2009 1:46 pm

Too much bumsex.
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Post by karmacazee » Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:07 pm

karmacazee wrote:Too much bumsex.
And not enough onions.
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Re: Everytime I swallow I hear a squeaking noise in my right ear

Post by HamCrescendo » Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:52 pm

I knew a girl who had this once, dont worry it's nothing serious. It's just that your conscience is a mouse (in her case it was a Silver Agoutti) and happens to be a huge prude. I'd advise you lay some rodent poison and spit instead, you filthy fucking whore.

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Re: Everytime I swallow I hear a squeaking noise in my right ear

Post by tomm » Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:02 pm

stick a pencil in yer ear far enough so the noise stops

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Re: Everytime I swallow I hear a squeaking noise in my right ear

Post by hurlingdervish » Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:05 pm

search TMJ

does your jaw crack ever?

also

do you use q-tips?

if so it could be the start of swimmers ear... im just coming out of a 2-week deafness from an swimmers ear infection

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Re: Everytime I swallow I hear a squeaking noise in my right ear

Post by gnome » Thu Dec 17, 2009 8:10 pm

Yeah I had it before it will pass don't worry lol

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Re: Everytime I swallow I hear a squeaking noise in my right ear

Post by the acid never lies » Fri Dec 18, 2009 1:50 am

hurlingdervish wrote:if so it could be the start of swimmers ear... im just coming out of a 2-week deafness from an swimmers ear infection
do you have to be a swimmer to get this? also is tennis elbow just for people who play tennis? if you get either one does it make you a better swimmer/tennis player?

you probably do need to be eating more onions though :lol:

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Re: Everytime I swallow I hear a squeaking noise in my right ear

Post by ketamine » Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:16 am

gnome wrote:Yeah I had it before it will pass don't worry lol
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Re: Everytime I swallow I hear a squeaking noise in my right ear

Post by Uncle Mike » Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:55 am

gnome wrote:Yeah I had it before it will pass don't worry lol
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Re: Everytime I swallow I hear a squeaking noise in my right ear

Post by Neurotik » Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:05 am

I hear a click in both ears when i swalllow. I've had it since i was little, thought it was a little odd, then started to think it was normal, and then I found out what it was but i honestly cannot remember atm lol.
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Re: Everytime I swallow I hear a squeaking noise in my right ear

Post by sigbowls » Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:29 am

ive had a click in my right ear its normal
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Re: Everytime I swallow I hear a squeaking noise in my right ear

Post by macroclimate » Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:22 am

Both my ears crackle every time I swallow. They have for about 8 years now, ever since a particularly bad plane ride (I apparently have sensitive eardrums). I consulted a doctor about it at one point, I can't remember what he said, but apparently he wasn't worried about it, so I'd think it's no big deal.

If somebody gets up real close to my ear when I swallow they can hear it too. :e:
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