"This is Why I'm Hot." A dissertation.

little boh peep · Post by **little boh peep** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:12 am

Apparently this is a big radio hit at the moment. http://www.villagevoice.com/music/0711, ... 21,22.html

The song's other two verses are a relative letdown — Mims can get chopped birds by the flock, he's got money in the bag, he coordinates his outfits, he compels you to Google the word guap, people tend to like how he records, he's into big spendin', bah. He does intimate that we will find him "with different women" that we personally have "never had," which is awfully gentlemanly of him, really. Since we're feeling charitable we'll assume all of Mims's women are hot; with regard to our own conquests, it's best to be honest with ourselves.

paolo · Post by **paolo** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:08 am

hahahahahahahaha!!! haha

Mims is hot like Mims. It doesn't get hotter than that

selector.dub.u · Post by **selector.dub.u** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:15 am

the jamaican remix is hot.

rickyricardo · Post by **rickyricardo** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 2:16 pm

LOL...I love the diagrams

marsyas · Post by **marsyas** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:13 pm

hehehehe, funny stuff !!

prisoner · Post by **prisoner** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:46 pm

lmfao!

hera · Post by **hera** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:52 pm

dammit ive been waiting for this!!!

parson · Post by **parson** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:06 pm

Yes. Mere mortals are hot like other people or things; having ascended to a higher plane, Mims is hot like Mims. It doesn't get hotter than that.

two oh one · Post by **two oh one** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:17 pm

He's hot because he's wearing toddler's clothing.

hera · Post by **hera** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:25 pm

in figure 3, x does not imply y unless the values were changed and thus x = hot and y = fly. as youll see in figure 1, it's possible to be hot but NOT fly, but it is, however, impossible to be fly but not hot. nahdamean? therefore figure 2 is wrong. hot and fly are not interchangable.

hera · Post by **hera** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:27 pm

figure 7 is pretty brilliant though.

emu · Post by **emu** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:30 pm

ha! this article wins!

crash fistfight · Post by **crash fistfight** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:42 pm

If anything I now understand the scientific reasoning behind being fly, I'm going to use that to good advantage.

boomnoise · Post by **boomnoise** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 5:03 pm

Ironically, he looks cold.

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ozeb · Post by **ozeb** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:51 pm

the ven diagrams are deceiving in their uniformity tho...

sek [espionage] · Post by **sek [espionage]** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 7:26 pm

selector.dub.u · Post by **selector.dub.u** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:16 pm

dubplodocus · Post by **dubplodocus** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:10 pm

truthfully i say fuck MIMS. he's lyrically whack, and i haven't heard the rest of his stuff but i dont wanna bother.

cogi · Post by **cogi** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:46 pm

lol at the disertation. If only they did that to every mainstream gangsta rap hit. I do like the way the beat changes up though in the first verse and the remix.
I feel like I'm goin off topic in the off topic forum

"This is Why I'm Hot." A dissertation.

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