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Re: Shit claims to fame

Post by Terpit » Thu Dec 13, 2012 5:26 am

I met Jesus in a mirror
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Re: Shit claims to fame

Post by butter_man » Thu Dec 13, 2012 6:27 am

Terpit wrote:I met Jesus in a mirror
dude! My sighting was right next to my bathroom mirror, on the wall of my bathroom (buildings a few hunndred years old). I know alot of these posts is to my appearances detriment but i saw what i saw. It opens up (for me anyway) questions about people, time, ideas that transcend thrrough tiime, immortality and aspects of consciousness that go beyond what we understand.

Ill add that im a staunch atheist, but while i was at the peak of what my brain could handle stress-wise a person appeared and told that itd be okay and that i wasnt alone during my suffering.

Tbh idc if this makes me a laughing stock of dsf. I have had many profound experiences chemical related or otherwise and they all make up a tapestry of ideas that i want to put out there in a no-stone-left-unturned sort of way as we enter these very dark and uncertain times.

But feel free to take the piss, if it brightens up your day im glad to be of service.

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Post by skell1ngton777 » Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:59 am

in the western esoteric tradition there is the concept of something called your Augoeides, which in a way is your transcendent future self. The inner teachings of many orders revolve around gaining 'knowledge and conversation' (as they call it) of it and eventually merging with/becoming it. It is supposed to act as a sort of guide.
Maybe that's who you met butter man.

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Post by JTMMusicuk » Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:16 am

i saw someone from snog marry avoid
my mate lived in the same house as one of the birds from geordie shore
i walked past someone who was either tim minchin or someone who wasnt tim minchin...i think it was him though...

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Post by Electric_Head » Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:25 am

I saw that same guy butter man.
He was wearing a yellow raincoat pointing at me.
That was some good weed.
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Post by nowaysj » Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:28 am

Ran into mobb deep at a gallery opening in la's Chinatown.
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Post by garethom » Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:59 am

guy that threatened to break my spine at school because i didn't believe his obviously (and proven) untrue rape story was on jeremy kyle to meet his real dad

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Post by skell1ngton777 » Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:07 am

wow thats gonna be hard to beat

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Post by Electric_Head » Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:10 am

garethom wrote:guy that threatened to break my spine at school because i didn't believe his obviously (and proven) untrue rape story was on jeremy kyle to meet his real dad
Did you do the human thing and shed a tear, realizing he was just a lost soul looking for love?
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Post by butter_man » Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:14 am

imami wrote:in the western esoteric tradition there is the concept of something called your Augoeides, which in a way is your transcendent future self. The inner teachings of many orders revolve around gaining 'knowledge and conversation' (as they call it) of it and eventually merging with/becoming it. It is supposed to act as a sort of guide.
Maybe that's who you met butter man.
Never thought of it being anyone else, let alone my future self. Im gonna read more into this though as im interested to see how much correlates with what i remember.

Thanks for the heads up!
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Post by garethom » Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:15 am

Electric_Head wrote:
garethom wrote:guy that threatened to break my spine at school because i didn't believe his obviously (and proven) untrue rape story was on jeremy kyle to meet his real dad
Did you do the human thing and shed a tear, realizing he was just a lost soul looking for love?
nah I just relentlessly mocked him.

innocently asked him where he'd been, his story was that he was in court testifying that, 2 days previously, his neighbours broke through the joining wall of the house with the intention of raping his mom. he tried to defend her, but they hit him with one of the bricks they had knocked loose.

his name was chris christodoulou, and until i saw him on jeremy kyle, i would've assumed his real dad was the mole from wind in the willows.

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Post by skell1ngton777 » Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:23 am

What a random story to make up. Did his neighbor have some sort of incredible hulk thing going on?

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Post by garethom » Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:26 am

imami wrote:What a random story to make up. Did his neighbor have some sort of incredible hulk thing going on?
I very very much doubt it. Guy was just a bit weird.

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Post by Johnlenham » Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:30 am

Vivek said I was on the guest list for next system.

I think Ive said all the other shit ones a few pages back

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Post by Electric_Head » Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:45 am

Johnlenham wrote:Vivek said I was on the guest list for next system.

I think Ive said all the other shit ones a few pages back
Vivek also said you guys didn't need earplugs.
Good luck with that guest list :lol:
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Re: Shit claims to fame

Post by ch3 » Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:50 am

JTMMusicuk wrote:i saw someone from snog marry avoid
Haha, I did too...

Can't believe no one commented on Beastie Boys, pricks :lol:

I was also featured in Polish teenage magazine once, as that chick with red dreadlocks, welding. I was so alternative 8)
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Post by skell1ngton777 » Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:53 am

who's beastie?

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Post by JTMMusicuk » Thu Dec 13, 2012 12:03 pm

ch3 wrote: I was also featured in Polish teenage magazine once, as that chick with red dreadlocks, welding. I was so alternative 8)
:lol: im afraid im going to need to see this

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Post by Kirei » Thu Dec 13, 2012 2:24 pm

My grandfather was in the same army regiment during WW2 as Tommy Cooper.
Oh, and I was once in a cafe at the same time as Meera Syal.

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Post by particle-jim » Thu Dec 13, 2012 3:28 pm

Gewze wrote:
Kochari wrote:
Gewze wrote:Know 2 people that were on worlds strictest parents.
the parents or the kids?
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aron shave ( went india, cock)
nicolas barrientos ( went puerto rico, close friend)

both in most recent series
HOLY FUCK NICK WAS ON THAT?!?!?!?!?! lol whaaaat?
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