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invite a woman to my dinner party

Post by ahier » Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:23 am

so for a job interview i have in 3 hours, i need to make a guestlist of 3 people i would invite to my dinner party

i need a woman to round out the list (to make them think im an even handed and fairer worker, of course), and preferably not a musician or writer (already invited two of those)


anyone got any good suggestions that will WOW them?

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Re: invite a woman to my dinner party

Post by wub » Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:27 am

Rose West.

She seems misunderstood.

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Re: invite a woman to my dinner party

Post by DRTY » Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:28 am

Jayden Jaymes, she's a really good actress

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Re: invite a woman to my dinner party

Post by PinUp » Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:30 am

Dawn French
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Re: invite a woman to my dinner party

Post by abelard » Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:31 am

surely you already have one to do the cooking?
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Re: invite a woman to my dinner party

Post by DRTY » Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:32 am

:lol:

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Re: invite a woman to my dinner party

Post by Sheff » Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:35 am

if the interviewers a woman, invite her

if not, invite his daughter

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Re: invite a woman to my dinner party

Post by SK3W3R » Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:52 am

nina simone!
i want a "punch rusko, win an iphone" tshirt.

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Re: invite a woman to my dinner party

Post by phrex » Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:58 am

here you have a fair amount of woman you could choose of:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_po ... _by_decade
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Re: invite a woman to my dinner party

Post by the acid never lies » Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:16 pm

Rosa Luxemburg

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Re: invite a woman to my dinner party

Post by lloydnoise » Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:19 pm

+1 for Rose West

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Re: invite a woman to my dinner party

Post by phrex » Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:24 pm

the acid never lies wrote:Rosa Luxemburg

Image
this!!
Legend4ry wrote:Well I am still living in that haze that dubstep is about a dark room with a big system, peoples with their heads down and trigger fingers in the air.
forthcoming 12", spring/summer 2015:
goldplate / war continues

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Re: invite a woman to my dinner party

Post by seckle » Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:54 pm

this is a trick question, standard on most applications now. its to show your imagination, or conversely if you didn't have any. don't go overboard, but try and make it beyond the obvious...girlfriend, megan fox, etc.

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Re: invite a woman to my dinner party

Post by the acid never lies » Wed Jun 22, 2011 1:06 pm

If Luxemburg would be too unpalatable you could go for Vivienne Westwood to say, yeah I'm a rebel but I would never think of overthrowing the state in the name of international proletarian revolution and my class analysis is balls.

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Re: invite a woman to my dinner party

Post by brettheaslewood » Wed Jun 22, 2011 1:16 pm

vulvavibration wrote:here you have a fair amount of woman you could choose of:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_po ... _by_decade
only 3 stars to come out of 2010?

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Re: invite a woman to my dinner party

Post by wub » Wed Jun 22, 2011 1:17 pm

brettheaslewood wrote:
vulvavibration wrote:here you have a fair amount of woman you could choose of:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_po ... _by_decade
only 3 stars to come out of 2010?

might right hand's disgraced!

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Re: invite a woman to my dinner party

Post by LACE » Wed Jun 22, 2011 1:23 pm

Iman al-Obeidi

Should make for good conversation..
Heh.. *shifty eyes*
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Re: invite a woman to my dinner party

Post by wub » Wed Jun 22, 2011 1:29 pm

LACE wrote:Iman al-Obeidi

Should make for good conversation..
Heh.. *shifty eyes*
Had to Google her. Not a porn star.

:(

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Re: invite a woman to my dinner party

Post by the acid never lies » Wed Jun 22, 2011 1:54 pm

LACE wrote:Iman al-Obeidi

Should make for good conversation..
Heh.. *shifty eyes*
No need to make it out to be seedy!

See also, Doria Shafik:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doria_Shafik

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Re: invite a woman to my dinner party

Post by the acid never lies » Wed Jun 22, 2011 1:58 pm

Incidentally, one of Shafik's contemporaries who I admire a lot is Henri Curiel. There's a great book written about him called A Man Apart by Gilles Perrault.

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