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First World Problems

Post by ketamine » Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:20 am

Too much money in wallet: it won't close

2 great girlfriends: can't pick one

continue...

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Re: Good Problems To Have

Post by Duffman » Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:24 am

Deciding whether to stay in bed for another 15 minutes or have a shower.
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Re: Good Problems To Have

Post by volcanogeorge » Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:43 am

Having loads of food in the fridge and not being able to decide what to eat for tea.
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Re: Good Problems To Have

Post by faust.dtc » Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:47 am

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Re: Good Problems To Have

Post by ketamine » Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:49 am

:lol:

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Re: Good Problems To Have

Post by RandomEyez » Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:53 am

Having the day off work tomorrow and deciding whether or not to go to bed now or drink a second bottle of wine and lie in til whenever

Hmmmmm, thanks to trusted cork screw tis no longer a problem :P

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Re: Good Problems To Have

Post by RandomEyez » Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:56 am

And :lol: to that first world problem shit. If you imagine his face sayin in it like a whining bitch almost in tears it does kinda put things in perspective

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Re: Good Problems To Have

Post by noam » Fri Jul 29, 2011 1:03 am

still haven't banged my mates little sister... but she started sex chatting me today and i got a boner

and fapped

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Re: Good Problems To Have

Post by noam » Fri Jul 29, 2011 1:03 am

she literally just messaged me again now...

shit...

the guilt

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Re: Good Problems To Have

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Fri Jul 29, 2011 1:11 am

noam wrote:still haven't banged my mates little sister... but she started sex chatting me today and i got a boner
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Re: Good Problems To Have

Post by RandomEyez » Fri Jul 29, 2011 1:15 am

Did you not mention this a while back, to help yer moral compass decide if it was right or wrong?

Needless to say u were given the go ahead!

If this a problem, you know the solution. Just remember to be a gentleman 8)

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Re: Good Problems To Have

Post by noam » Fri Jul 29, 2011 1:17 am

ye mentioned it a while back

she sent me a naughty pic

i fapped, felt super guilty, didn't talk to her for like a week lol

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Re: Good Problems To Have

Post by RandomEyez » Fri Jul 29, 2011 1:29 am

Hahaha!!

just urban dictionary'd what "fapped" means

:cornlol:

fair play to ya

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Re: Good Problems To Have

Post by wolf89 » Fri Jul 29, 2011 2:02 am

noam wrote:ye mentioned it a while back

she sent me a naughty pic

i fapped, felt super guilty, didn't talk to her for like a week lol
do what i would do
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Re: Good Problems To Have

Post by wormcode » Fri Jul 29, 2011 2:49 am

Hard drive is totally full with useful samples, shit, gotta buy another one.

Too much vinyl taking up space, had to put some older bits in temperature controlled storage.

I want to see the pic noam is talking about, but I know he won't post it.

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Re: Good Problems To Have

Post by noam » Fri Jul 29, 2011 3:32 am

you're right i definitely wont

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Re: Good Problems To Have

Post by wormcode » Fri Jul 29, 2011 4:58 am

But if it's close to my definition of "naughty" then just do eeet (her, not post pic)


Weighing pros and cons for sleeping with a hot young minx or not. Should be added

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Re: Good Problems To Have

Post by wub » Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:27 am

Honestly can't think of anything to spend my £324 expenses return on, so am going to have to put it toward my holiday to Peru for next year.

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Re: Good Problems To Have

Post by knell » Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:28 am

wub wrote:Honestly can't think of anything to spend my £324 expenses return on, so am going to have to put it toward my holiday to Peru for next year.
peru, eh? take me with you, let's make a field day of it.

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Re: Good Problems To Have

Post by wub » Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:32 am

knell wrote:
wub wrote:Honestly can't think of anything to spend my £324 expenses return on, so am going to have to put it toward my holiday to Peru for next year.
peru, eh? take me with you, let's make a field day of it.

Aye, me and the missus are doing the Inca trail sometime next year, probably April-ish. Machu Picchu baby!

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