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What's yer ailment?

Post by ComfiStile » Sun Sep 25, 2011 9:51 pm

So, what medical conditions do you have? What have you been smitten with for unknown reasons? What has the great god of illness whopped from his ass and smeared upon the face of your general well being?

For me it's arthritis, of the rheumatoid variety. Disgusting disease, but with medical advancements and such I feel like I'm grand. And hey, legal prescription highs may be along the line somewhere :D

So I ask, what infliction infect your very souls? Do you deal or are you a crumbling husk of a man?
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Re: What's yer ailment?

Post by wub » Sun Sep 25, 2011 9:56 pm

Nothing. No illnesses, no conditions, never broken a bone.

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Post by ComfiStile » Sun Sep 25, 2011 9:58 pm

wub wrote:Nothing. No illnesses, no conditions, never broken a bone.
Not even a tad high on the ol' blood pressure?

Glad for ya lad, keep er handy.
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Post by Astral » Sun Sep 25, 2011 9:59 pm

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Re: What's yer ailment?

Post by Dub_freak » Sun Sep 25, 2011 10:01 pm

cloaked_up wrote:looks like he is wearing a green neon EDM mini bar fridge lamp shoe

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Post by ascent » Sun Sep 25, 2011 10:01 pm

im allergic to plasters.

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Post by Pedro Sánchez » Sun Sep 25, 2011 10:03 pm

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Re: What's yer ailment?

Post by wub » Sun Sep 25, 2011 10:03 pm

ComfiStile wrote:
wub wrote:Nothing. No illnesses, no conditions, never broken a bone.
Not even a tad high on the ol' blood pressure?

Glad for ya lad, keep er handy.
120 over 80, last time I checked.

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Re: What's yer ailment?

Post by Mysius » Sun Sep 25, 2011 10:06 pm

Had my first kidney stone at 14 and had another two since. Painful as fuck! They didn't know what it was for a couple of years, probably because I was so young.

Haven't had one since '08 so hopefully grown out of it. While the pain used to make me literally sick/put me in hospital, I'd take another over a more serious ailment. That said, the second one I had to actually piss out. Not an experience I would like to replicate!

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Post by Reamz » Sun Sep 25, 2011 10:10 pm

JT7 wrote:That said, the second one I had to actually piss out. Not an experience I would like to replicate!
Always been curious about this. How does it actually come out? Surely it can't all fit down there.

I fell over the other day and fucked up my coxis. Hurts like hell whenever I sit down/stand up.
And how will you inquire into a thing when you are wholly ignorant of what it is? Even if you happen to bump right into it, how will you know it is the thing you didn't know?

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Re: What's yer ailment?

Post by bright maroon » Sun Sep 25, 2011 10:11 pm

I am highly allergic to penicillin..and something else that we haven't figured out...

I'm beginning to think it's milk...or more specifically, the penicillin used on cows..that then gets to me
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Re: What's yer ailment?

Post by ComfiStile » Sun Sep 25, 2011 10:15 pm


OIC. Does it affect you much?

And also, whoever said about their coccyx, that hurts like an absolute fuck. And not a nice one (unless you are into S+M).
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Post by doonedave » Sun Sep 25, 2011 10:16 pm

wub wrote:Nothing. No illnesses, no conditions, never broken a bone.
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Re: What's yer ailment?

Post by Dub_freak » Sun Sep 25, 2011 10:18 pm

ComfiStile wrote:

OIC. Does it affect you much?

And also, whoever said about their coccyx, that hurts like an absolute fuck. And not a nice one (unless you are into S+M).
Not really, only have a minor case. Right eye has a dislocated lens, long arms and have to have a heart scan every two years.
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Re: What's yer ailment?

Post by Mysius » Sun Sep 25, 2011 10:22 pm

Reamz wrote:
JT7 wrote:That said, the second one I had to actually piss out. Not an experience I would like to replicate!
Always been curious about this. How does it actually come out? Surely it can't all fit down there.
Hard to explain. Just went for a piss but couldn't piss. Realised it was blocked and had to force it through :corncry:

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Re: What's yer ailment?

Post by yoowan » Sun Sep 25, 2011 10:25 pm

i have coeliac disease and i have asthma.

it would probably be irresponsible of me to breed..
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Re: What's yer ailment?

Post by Reamz » Sun Sep 25, 2011 10:53 pm

Dub_freak wrote:
ComfiStile wrote:

OIC. Does it affect you much?

And also, whoever said about their coccyx, that hurts like an absolute fuck. And not a nice one (unless you are into S+M).
Not really, only have a minor case. Right eye has a dislocated lens, long arms and have to have a heart scan every two years.
Should probably stopping hitting yourself in the face :6:
And how will you inquire into a thing when you are wholly ignorant of what it is? Even if you happen to bump right into it, how will you know it is the thing you didn't know?

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Re: What's yer ailment?

Post by ComfiStile » Sun Sep 25, 2011 11:09 pm

yoowan wrote:i have coeliac disease and i have asthma.

it would probably be irresponsible of me to breed..

My god. This x 1000000000.

It's a legitimate cause for concern. GOD DAMN IT, WHY IS BREEDING SO MUCH FUCKING FUN.
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Re: What's yer ailment?

Post by NW_DUBAHOLIC » Sun Sep 25, 2011 11:29 pm

I've had a constant migraine for 4+ years. I've been checked for everything doctors can think of and they know its nothing serious but nobody knows exactly what causes it. They haven't been able to find any medication that helps and the only thing that can relieve any pain is medical marijuana.
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Re: What's yer ailment?

Post by ComfiStile » Sun Sep 25, 2011 11:43 pm

NW DUBAHOLIC wrote:I've had a constant migraine for 4+ years. I've been checked for everything doctors can think of and they know its nothing serious but nobody knows exactly what causes it. They haven't been able to find any medication that helps and the only thing that can relieve any pain is medical marijuana.

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