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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Post by chekov » Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:36 pm

jesslem wrote:calling someone a cigarette for saying something stupid is saying that their ignorance warrants a burning
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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Post by rickyarbino » Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:40 pm

Isn't it? Doesn't the word refer to something that should be burned for warmth?
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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Post by chekov » Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:46 pm

in one sense yes but do you really think that's what people mean when they say it?
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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Post by rickyarbino » Fri Jul 11, 2014 1:59 am

I certainly don't think that people are thinking "That guy's stupid, he must be homosexual".
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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Post by chekov » Fri Jul 11, 2014 9:43 am

i duno where you're getting this thing where it means someone's stupid, never come across that before

anyway regardless of what you personally think the word means, why would you keep using it when the vast majority of people think it refers to a gay man?
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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Post by RKM » Fri Jul 11, 2014 9:52 am

fully baffed
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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Post by Sheff » Fri Jul 11, 2014 10:08 am

RKM wrote:fully baffed

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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Post by rickyarbino » Fri Jul 11, 2014 2:02 pm

chekov wrote:i duno where you're getting this thing where it means someone's stupid, never come across that before

anyway regardless of what you personally think the word means, why would you keep using it when the vast majority of people think it refers to a gay man?
I didn't say it means someone is stupid, I said it is used in that context. I'd use it for the same reason as I'd use any other word, it accurately describes what I'm trying to say with it.
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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Post by SignalRecon » Fri Jul 11, 2014 3:19 pm

topmo3 wrote:i fail to understand the allure of analsex to the point that it fucking irritates me. whats so damn interesting about it
For me its mostly the submission that gets me off, theres nothing hotter hen a girl willing to take pain with a smile for you just to please you, and when you do it proper and the girl starts liking it alot because you've gradually brought her up to a proper fit. And yea its ultra-tight and feels different from vag. I like both still.

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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Post by jrkhnds » Fri Jul 11, 2014 4:23 pm

SignalRecon wrote:and when you do it proper and the girl starts liking it alot because you've gradually brought her up to a proper fit.
care to elaborate?
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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Post by SignalRecon » Fri Jul 11, 2014 7:17 pm

Jurkhands wrote:
SignalRecon wrote:and when you do it proper and the girl starts liking it alot because you've gradually brought her up to a proper fit.
care to elaborate?
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SignalRecon wrote:It's fairly easy, you need a good read on your girls comfort level. Assplay is like golf, you play the course you're on.

Theres no hard and fast rule but as a general outline I'd say start with some fairly sloppy head with her on her back so it drips down to her ass once shes really into it start teasing with a finger, nothing deep, you want to tickle at this stage, arouse curiosity.

Once she's responding well to this its time to flip her over, run the tongue in the general ass area, if shes already spreading her asscheeks at this point you are in for a really really good night, if shes not spread them gently and run your tongue along the backside of her vag and in the space between the front/back. At this point, any uncleanlyness is either taken care of by pre-shower (which is a great idea girls are more comfortable when they feel fresh) or by the profuse amount of saliva dripping down there.

Start to tickle the outside gently and peak the tip in, do this for a little while. Teasing and fingering her at the same time. After about 15min or so you can start to get a bit more serious with the tongue action. Gauge her response and if there is no immediate backlash you're in there as long as you start to fuck her normally first, get her off ideally or at least make her want more, dont cum and revisit the backdoor gently when you're close to cumming.

Congrats,you got your brown belt and turned a girl into a freak for everyone else that comes along.
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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Post by SignalRecon » Fri Jul 11, 2014 8:48 pm

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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Post by rockonin » Fri Jul 11, 2014 8:53 pm

(Didn't read the article)The shitter is great, but the pussyhole is...........Fucking Yes! :U:
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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Post by SignalRecon » Fri Jul 11, 2014 8:56 pm

rockonin wrote:(Didn't read the article)The shitter is great, but the pussyhole is...........Fucking Yes! :U:
Blasting hot loads into an off cycle vag gives me a primal urge that invigorates my soul. 100% agree.

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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Post by topmo3 » Fri Jul 11, 2014 9:26 pm

lollll u lads are outrageous

btw whats an off cycle vag like? something that hasn't been visited frequently?
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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Post by RKM » Fri Jul 11, 2014 10:05 pm

woah

my mate just says: 'do you mind if i do you in the arse' and like...30% of the time it seems to work
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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Post by SignalRecon » Fri Jul 11, 2014 11:14 pm

topmo3 wrote:lollll u lads are outrageous

btw whats an off cycle vag like? something that hasn't been visited frequently?
Nahh when a girl is out of her ovulating cycle and cant get pregsta.

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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Post by SignalRecon » Fri Jul 11, 2014 11:15 pm

RKM wrote:woah

my mate just says: 'do you mind if i do you in the arse' and like...30% of the time it seems to work
Get your m8 in here. We'll badge him. Thats excellent.

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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Post by RKM » Fri Jul 11, 2014 11:16 pm

but that would mean admitting i have an account here...................................
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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

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