The strangest place were you have masterbated?
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The strangest place were you have masterbated?
Art classroom.
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+ excited to see how this thread turns out
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Btw if you didn't blow your load, you didn't masterbate.
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Sure_Fire wrote:By the way does anyone have the stems to make it bun dem? Missed the beatport comp and would very much like the ego booster of saying I remixed Skrillex.
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airplane bathroom
my buddy once jerked it in a gas station bathroom while his family was making a stop on their road trip
my buddy once jerked it in a gas station bathroom while his family was making a stop on their road trip
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I've jerked it in an airplane bathroom before. I jerked it in the car going down the interstate while my parents were up front when I was 13.
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Best so far.SCope13 wrote:I've jerked it in an airplane bathroom before. I jerked it in the car going down the interstate while my parents were up front when I was 13.
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in a swimming pool
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Were there other people in the swimming pool?rayman612 wrote:in a swimming pool
I remember contemplating rubbing one out in a hot tub once, but it didn't end up happening.

I want some background info on this one.3za wrote:Art classroom.
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1) in b4 ketamine
2) you're all weirdos
2) you're all weirdos
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no, & i was like 12SCope13 wrote:Were there other people in the swimming pool?rayman612 wrote:in a swimming pool
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mo respect wrote:1) in b4 ketamine

Fuck you2) you're all weirdos
ultraspatial wrote:doing any sort of drug other than smoking crack is 5 panel.
incnic wrote:true headz tread a fine line between bitterness and euphoria - much like the best rave tunes
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While driving home by myself.
In the woods behind my house.
Swag.
In the woods behind my house.
Swag.

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Once again?
Your mom's mouth?
Your mom's mouth?
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man if you're gunna be nutting in strange places, you might as well be getting something from a ladySCope13 wrote:mo respect wrote:1) in b4 ketamine![]()
Fuck you2) you're all weirdos
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mastUrbate it is (yeah I know, I'm a wanker)
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also, massive thread potential
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?
In a garden behind a shed while waiting to take a recorder exam when I was 11. There was also a girl I was half talking to in the garden who was also waiting to take an exam. Think she thought I was just taking a long piss despite the strained voice now and then.
Strangest place to be tossed off was in the cinema/on the beach when I was around 14
Strangest place to be tossed off was in the cinema/on the beach when I was around 14
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Not exactly adhering to the thread title, but....
I got a blowjob from an ex whilst driving on the M25.
Not so easy in a manual, I'd recommend an automatic
for anyone that wants to try in the future.
I got a blowjob from an ex whilst driving on the M25.
Not so easy in a manual, I'd recommend an automatic
for anyone that wants to try in the future.
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Nah, manual doesn't pose that much of a problem.jazzamataz wrote:Not exactly adhering to the thread title, but....
I got a blowjob from an ex whilst driving on the M25.
Not so easy in a manual, I'd recommend an automatic
for anyone that wants to try in the future.





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