The strangest place were you have masterbated?

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The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by 3za » Mon Oct 15, 2012 1:46 am

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Post by 3za » Mon Oct 15, 2012 1:50 am

Btw if you didn't blow your load, you didn't masterbate.
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by Phigure » Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:00 am

airplane bathroom

my buddy once jerked it in a gas station bathroom while his family was making a stop on their road trip
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by SCope13 » Mon Oct 15, 2012 3:12 am

I've jerked it in an airplane bathroom before. I jerked it in the car going down the interstate while my parents were up front when I was 13.
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SCope13 wrote:I've jerked it in an airplane bathroom before. I jerked it in the car going down the interstate while my parents were up front when I was 13.
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Post by dickman69 » Mon Oct 15, 2012 3:28 am

in a swimming pool
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by SCope13 » Mon Oct 15, 2012 3:33 am

rayman612 wrote:in a swimming pool
Were there other people in the swimming pool?


I remember contemplating rubbing one out in a hot tub once, but it didn't end up happening. :(
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by mo_respect » Mon Oct 15, 2012 3:40 am

1) in b4 ketamine
2) you're all weirdos

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Post by dickman69 » Mon Oct 15, 2012 3:44 am

SCope13 wrote:
rayman612 wrote:in a swimming pool
Were there other people in the swimming pool?
no, & i was like 12
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Post by SCope13 » Mon Oct 15, 2012 3:48 am

mo respect wrote:1) in b4 ketamine
:lol:
2) you're all weirdos
Fuck you
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Post by Raggles » Mon Oct 15, 2012 8:25 am

While driving home by myself.

In the woods behind my house.

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Once again?

Your mom's mouth?
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Post by mo_respect » Mon Oct 15, 2012 9:31 am

SCope13 wrote:
mo respect wrote:1) in b4 ketamine
:lol:
2) you're all weirdos
Fuck you
man if you're gunna be nutting in strange places, you might as well be getting something from a lady

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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by 3rdeye » Mon Oct 15, 2012 9:35 am

mastUrbate it is (yeah I know, I'm a wanker)

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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by leyenda » Mon Oct 15, 2012 9:37 am

In a garden behind a shed while waiting to take a recorder exam when I was 11. There was also a girl I was half talking to in the garden who was also waiting to take an exam. Think she thought I was just taking a long piss despite the strained voice now and then.

Strangest place to be tossed off was in the cinema/on the beach when I was around 14
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by jazzamataz » Mon Oct 15, 2012 1:19 pm

Not exactly adhering to the thread title, but....
I got a blowjob from an ex whilst driving on the M25.

Not so easy in a manual, I'd recommend an automatic
for anyone that wants to try in the future.
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by Electric_Head » Mon Oct 15, 2012 1:20 pm

jazzamataz wrote:Not exactly adhering to the thread title, but....
I got a blowjob from an ex whilst driving on the M25.

Not so easy in a manual, I'd recommend an automatic
for anyone that wants to try in the future.
Nah, manual doesn't pose that much of a problem.
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