What the F*ck, Ukraine? What the F*ck?

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What the F*ck, Ukraine? What the F*ck?

Post by alphacat » Tue Oct 16, 2012 5:58 pm

Dear Ukraine:

I love your country's fascinating history and your amazingly beautiful women. So, imagine how I felt when I see not one but two recent news pieces that make me think that you have possibly lost your damn mind, Ukraine...

http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2012/10/dolphins/

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-19881905


So let me get this right: you're afraid of Elton John and Neil Patrick Harris but not afraid of trained assassin dolphins with guns mounted to their head?

Um...


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Re: What the F*ck, Ukraine? What the F*ck?

Post by Naan_Bread » Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:07 pm

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Re: What the F*ck, Ukraine? What the F*ck?

Post by deadly_habit » Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:11 pm

Goddamn it they have the jump on the western world again!
Next thing you know they'll have friggin laser sharks!
Then flying laser sharks!

Forget Iran trying to make nukes out of cake mix, this is a threat to the world!
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Re: What the F*ck, Ukraine? What the F*ck?

Post by alphacat » Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:23 pm

Even worse: a genetically altered laser sharktopus!

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Re: What the F*ck, Ukraine? What the F*ck?

Post by mo_respect » Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:24 pm

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Re: What the F*ck, Ukraine? What the F*ck?

Post by mo_respect » Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:25 pm

that second link is terrible though. almost as terrible as the gif of that spider

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Re: What the F*ck, Ukraine? What the F*ck?

Post by deadly_habit » Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:27 pm

alphacat wrote:Even worse: a genetically altered laser sharktopus!

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i study the cinema classic sharktopus for the impending fishtogeden

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Re: What the F*ck, Ukraine? What the F*ck?

Post by kay » Tue Oct 16, 2012 7:00 pm

That's definitely a double WTF moment.

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Re: What the F*ck, Ukraine? What the F*ck?

Post by ketamine » Tue Oct 16, 2012 7:05 pm

alphacat wrote:Even worse: a genetically altered laser sharktopus!

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That sh*t is intense.

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Re: What the F*ck, Ukraine? What the F*ck?

Post by NickUndercover » Tue Oct 16, 2012 7:13 pm

mo respect wrote:Image
Hahahaha beat me to it
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Re: What the F*ck, Ukraine? What the F*ck?

Post by ezza » Tue Oct 16, 2012 7:22 pm

Dolphin one sounds cool as fuck! is pretty cruel & i dont agree with it, but still man dolphins with guns and knives :lol:
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Re: What the F*ck, Ukraine? What the F*ck?

Post by nowaysj » Wed Oct 17, 2012 6:47 am

Again, perfection ^

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Soviet dolphins were also purportedly trained to attach mines to ships, and were attached with parachutes before being thrown from helicopters.
Okay, did I just read that dolphins have actually been parachuting?

Russian commandos trained to fight dolphins in case the animals were ever used against them.
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Re: What the F*ck, Ukraine? What the F*ck?

Post by nowaysj » Wed Oct 17, 2012 7:03 am

Thinking these gentlemen could stand to spend some time in photoshop.

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Re: What the F*ck, Ukraine? What the F*ck?

Post by Terpit » Wed Oct 17, 2012 7:05 am

nowaysj wrote:
The U.S. also has the Shallow Water Intruder Detection System, which uses a sea lion equipped with a spring-loaded clamp that can be attached to a diver’s legs.
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Re: What the F*ck, Ukraine? What the F*ck?

Post by Ficticious » Wed Oct 17, 2012 7:35 am

Can't tell if I should be depressed, sad, annoyed, amazed, see a photo-shopped dolphin to a parachute going "OMAGAWD" shooting lasers down from the clouds or just straight go to sleep.

And I thought the sharktopus picture was enough..
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Re: What the F*ck, Ukraine? What the F*ck?

Post by nowaysj » Wed Oct 17, 2012 8:13 am

Terpit wrote:
nowaysj wrote:
The U.S. also has the Shallow Water Intruder Detection System, which uses a sea lion equipped with a spring-loaded clamp that can be attached to a diver’s legs.
If you work at home depot, your position may not be secure.
wtf
I'm imagining an emerging labor pool of retired sea lion veterans with a passing knowledge of basic hardware, who are not subject to labor laws.
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Re: What the F*ck, Ukraine? What the F*ck?

Post by test_recordings » Wed Oct 17, 2012 9:01 am

First bit of news is inconsequential in the silly stakes, the second is more offensive if true...
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Re: What the F*ck, Ukraine? What the F*ck?

Post by alphacat » Wed Oct 17, 2012 7:52 pm

Today's Ukrainian WTF:

http://www.cnn.com/2012/10/17/travel/de ... ?hpt=hp_t3
It's a cautionary tale: Capping off a 50-day bender with a transcontinental flight may cause confusion.

A Ukrainian man returning from a trip during which he "got drunk and stayed drunk for the entire 50 days," according to court papers, faces federal charges after attempting to open an emergency exit moments after his flight landed. Details of the commotion are contained in a federal complaint filed by the U.S. Attorney in Utah.
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Re: What the F*ck, Ukraine? What the F*ck?

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Wed Oct 17, 2012 8:38 pm

:lol:

love Ukrainians. they know how to have fun.
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