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balls out or balls in?

Pop the testes out
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17%
Keep the in (they're precious)
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42%
I sit down coz I'm well gay
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42%
 
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Re: When you piss...

Post by topmo3 » Wed Oct 15, 2014 4:19 pm

you know what youre actually right my bad
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Re: When you piss...

Post by topmo3 » Wed Oct 15, 2014 4:20 pm

actually sometimes when im pissing in public and doing the shake im slightly paranoid that someone mistakes it for masturbation
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Re: When you piss...

Post by dickman69 » Wed Oct 15, 2014 4:22 pm

i used 2 go balls out then i saw the light
topmo3 wrote:actually sometimes when im pissing in public and doing the shake im slightly paranoid that someone mistakes it for masturbation
some1 told me some cops in a bathroom in a stadum or something arrested like 50 ppl for lewd conduct b/c each of them shook their dicks after pissing
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Re: When you piss...

Post by nobody » Wed Oct 15, 2014 4:25 pm

I've never had to shit outside, i'm lucky, I don't think I'd like it.

balls out is good, but it depends on clothing and where you are
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Re: When you piss...

Post by OGLemon » Wed Oct 15, 2014 4:38 pm

underwear to the ankles. done

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Re: When you piss...

Post by m8son666 » Wed Oct 15, 2014 4:47 pm

if i saw someone next to me at a urinal with their balls out i would be pretty worried i think
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Post by jrkhnds » Wed Oct 15, 2014 4:49 pm

are you a peeker? :?
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Post by m8son666 » Wed Oct 15, 2014 4:50 pm

haha not really but i think it would be pretty obvious if someone had their balls out
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Re: When you piss...

Post by nobody » Wed Oct 15, 2014 4:53 pm

blates a pervy little peeker!!
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Re: When you piss...

Post by hifi » Wed Oct 15, 2014 5:29 pm

in my elementary school there were a few kids whod use the bathroom by going by the urinal, wearing their pants and underwear by the ankles, and just doing it all right there

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Re: When you piss...

Post by nowaysj » Thu Oct 16, 2014 8:43 am

OGLemon wrote:underwear to the ankles. done
Yeah, but balls in or out?
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Re: When you piss...

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Thu Oct 16, 2014 9:25 am

fuck sakes. forgot you used my pic as your avatar terps.
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Re: When you piss...

Post by Forum » Thu Oct 16, 2014 9:34 am

hifi wrote:in my elementary school there were a few kids whod use the bathroom by going by the urinal, wearing their pants and underwear by the ankles, and just doing it all right there
At primary school I remember someone took a shit in a urinal once, they announced it in assembly
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Re: When you piss...

Post by dickman69 » Thu Oct 16, 2014 12:04 pm

In my high school some1 shit in the middle of the bathroom floor

Also in college some1 kept shitting in the same stairwell each week
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Re: When you piss...

Post by hubb » Thu Oct 16, 2014 12:08 pm

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Re: When you piss...

Post by syrup » Thu Oct 16, 2014 3:10 pm

Forum wrote:
hifi wrote:in my elementary school there were a few kids whod use the bathroom by going by the urinal, wearing their pants and underwear by the ankles, and just doing it all right there
At primary school I remember someone took a shit in a urinal once, they announced it in assembly
Do you live in South Park?
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Re: When you piss...

Post by Forum » Thu Oct 16, 2014 3:12 pm

I haven't watched south park since the very first episodes
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Re: When you piss...

Post by magma » Thu Oct 16, 2014 3:45 pm

Forum wrote:
hifi wrote:in my elementary school there were a few kids whod use the bathroom by going by the urinal, wearing their pants and underwear by the ankles, and just doing it all right there
At primary school I remember someone took a shit in a urinal once, they announced it in assembly
Did you go to school in a small mountain town in Colorado?
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Re: When you piss...

Post by magma » Thu Oct 16, 2014 3:46 pm

hifi wrote:in my elementary school there were a few kids whod use the bathroom by going by the urinal, wearing their pants and underwear by the ankles, and just doing it all right there
I'm pretty sure I posted it at the time, but I walked into the work toilets and caught a grown man doing this a few months ago. Arse on display and everything. :lol:

Haunted me for weeks. :|
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Re: When you piss...

Post by Forum » Thu Oct 16, 2014 3:48 pm

Not sure if that's another reference to south park? Like I said I've never been a fan
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