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Post by Terpit » Thu Mar 06, 2014 11:46 am

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Police investigating the case of “Swiss Cheese Pervert” suspect Christopher Pagano have said the man from Philadelphia is to face further charges after a fourth alleged victim came forward.

Mr Pagano was arrested at his home in Norristown, PA, in January, and has been accused of driving up to women on a number of occasions and offering them money to watch him put cheese on his genitals.

Investigators said a number of witnesses had previously reported being approached by a “white, heavy-set male” in the city’s Mayfair area last October.

And officers yesterday said they had added another set of charges for indecent exposure and harassment against the 42-year-old, according to NBC Philadelphia.

Mr Pagano was initially taken into custody following a joint operation by the Philadelphia and Norristown police departments.

According to the Philadelphia Magazine, six armed police officers waited outside his apartment until he gave himself up for arrest.

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Earlier last year, the Mayfair Town Watch’s Facebook group posted a photo of a man in a car holding cheese along with a warning that read: “Good Morning Mayfair! Please be aware of the Swiss Cheese Pervert! This individual is driving around surrounding communities and exposes himself to women.

“He offers them money to watch him put Swiss cheese on his privates. He is a white, heavy set male, 40-50 years old. He drives a newer model silver sedan. He was also spotted in a black newer model sedan.”

According to the Philadelphia Daily News, a man who allegedly “looked exactly like” Mr Pagano set up a profile on dating website OKCupid to advertise a specific fetish.

It reported that a woman in the area received a message from a man who said: “I started to compare girls to cheese due to their milky complections [sic], girls are soft, smooth feeling and tend to like dairy products more. That and typical advertising, always using a girl to advertise dairy products.

So cheese is what I started to use as a replacement for having sex with girls.”
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Post by magma » Thu Mar 06, 2014 11:51 am

The guy's clearly emmental.
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Post by rockonin » Thu Mar 06, 2014 11:55 am

The law is going to 'Bree'ng him down.
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Post by Terpit » Thu Mar 06, 2014 11:56 am

There are going to be some brieliant puns in this thread
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Post by garethom » Thu Mar 06, 2014 1:20 pm

He was never going to get a-whey with that for long. Real mature... :roll:

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Post by Direflow » Thu Mar 06, 2014 3:16 pm

i feel so proud to be from philly now :6:
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Post by Forum » Thu Mar 06, 2014 3:20 pm

Can you change the thread title please
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Post by Terpit » Thu Mar 06, 2014 3:55 pm

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Post by Soul_Of_Seun » Thu Mar 06, 2014 3:58 pm

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Post by particle-jim » Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:16 pm

I guess when it comes to cheeses this guy just does whatever edam well pleases
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Post by garethom » Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:29 pm

He's gouda have some nerve to try shit like that on a regular basis.

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Post by Terpit » Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:32 pm

I wish I was feta at puns
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Post by garethom » Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:33 pm

You just gotta wait, you'll understand it rennet comes to you.

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Post by Genevieve » Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:42 pm

Had he not admitted to his charges there would've been a lot of holes in his story. The women he harrassed must be over the moon over his conviction.

I hope this will remain an isolated incident and won't spread to other parts of Philadelphia.

Edit: Guys, come on. Don't milk this story for puns. Sexual harrassment is a very stinky affair.
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Post by rockonin » Thu Mar 06, 2014 5:03 pm

He should go to his church and pray for forgiveness to the Stinking Bishop. Brap!
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Post by m8son666 » Thu Mar 06, 2014 5:23 pm

haha cheese
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Re: naughty cheese man

Post by kay » Thu Mar 06, 2014 6:18 pm

Could've been worse, he could've asked the women whether they wanted to lap up his dick cheese.

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Post by jaydot » Thu Mar 06, 2014 6:22 pm

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Post by BonerJams04 » Fri Mar 07, 2014 1:39 am

typical americans.
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Post by ehbes » Fri Mar 07, 2014 3:35 am

Anyone else wanna know what cheese
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