crisis - I need opinions - please help

[lovelydivot]

We already have 4 cats...which is 2 too many.

3 of which are strays that showed up randomly
last summer - just like him....

well - I found Piper living in a pipe - that was me...I brought him

...but Jets and Barcs had a secret nest in the garage.

Jet is the one who found this guy - He was spanking him pretty bad..
- had him pinned behind the wooden bunny statue on the front porch.


He didn't leave though - I think he's trying to do a rape.

[sigbowls]

cats have nine lives it will be ok. if it dies then put it on your nabors porch

[Harkat]

well dont be such a pussy about it

this was the wrong place to ask really

[garethom]

write an epic poem so that future hyper intelligent cats may know the unbearable struggles of their forebears

then throw it off a bridge b2b make it use a belt sander as a treadmill

cat crisis solved

[Nihilism]

Buy yourself a dog.

[lovelydivot]

Here's the kicker - he's rather young and tested clean for leukemia and feline HIV - so he probably doesn't even have rabies...

So the whole thing is just - an exercise

To what extreme am I willing to go..
To keep a nice cat alive...
In lieu of a kajillion stray cats...

Will he still be nice at the end of solitary..
Or will he be aloof and uncaring...

[Terpit]

shit on his head

[lovelydivot]

...will he cry at the homecoming banners and cake

Or will he immediately run into the
Birdsong of forest... Never to return...

The mother.

[magma]

[Jhonny2x4]

Do you have access to a lawyer? Have you tried reading up your local laws regarding this? You can try showing the vet that you have the cat contained, then when he leaves, release the cat and everytime they show back up, use an identical cat in its place.

Can you treat the people who are in charge of checking on the cat like bill collectors and threaten suit due to harassment? Get them on a breaking and entering case?

Act like you never brought the cat in and act like they are mixing you up with someone else?

Sound outraged and threaten to never do business with them again?

Put the blame on your neighbors and snitch them out?

Make the case global by making a fuss on youtube and watch a riot break out where the vet and city dont want to touch your case with a 10ft pole in order to avoid whiplash?

Figure some random suggestions are more helpful than none.

[m8son666]

Get a few planks tied together, go to your nearest coast with it and set the cat floating away into eternity imo

you have a damaged soul. that was in no way funny.

I like cats more than people and would be more sad if mine died than if some people i know died, but i still found that funny, man up.

[Jhonny2x4]

kind of want to throw this one in as well...

[dickman69]

If cat lawyers exist...

Fuck this earth

[m8son666]

my plan is to become a cat therapist but cat lawyer is definitely on the cards

[lovelydivot]

This is why people live in penthouses...

They can't just be on their couches
and have their cat bring another cat to the door...

..launching a 6 month dilema - of biological disaster proportions.



- all of which will somehow be my fault.


I'm being driven to convienience murder.

[Soiree]

u got a cat lady in your hood, bozz.

ohh I know, go door to door asking random people if they want a cat,

it's a great ice breaker, not to mention you'll be scouting the hood.



9 Livez

[Terpit]

shit on his head

[nobody]

what happened

[Pedro Sánchez]

[rickyarbino]

If you don't want them why don't you leave them?
They'd let you starve if you needed it. Would probably steal your food if you gave them half the chance too tbh.