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uk porn bans

Post by soronery » Tue Dec 02, 2014 6:46 pm

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/a- ... 97174.html
The board has banned the following acts from being depicted by British pornography producers:
  • Spanking
  • Caning
  • Aggressive whipping
  • Penetration by any object "associated with violence"
  • Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)
  • Urolagnia (known as "water sports")
  • Female ejaculation
  • Strangulation
  • Facesitting
  • Fisting
The final three listed fall under acts the BBFC views as potentially "life-endangering".
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Re: uk porn bans

Post by jrkhnds » Tue Dec 02, 2014 6:49 pm

"Verbal abuse"

lol.
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Re: uk porn bans

Post by danny_scrilla » Tue Dec 02, 2014 6:59 pm

The board has banned the following acts from being depicted by British pornography producers:
  • Spanking
  • Caning
  • Aggressive whipping
  • Penetration by any object "associated with violence"
  • Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)
  • Urolagnia (known as "water sports")
  • Female ejaculation
  • Strangulation
  • Facesitting
  • Fisting
Ridiculous to ban any of these but female ejaculation takes the cake really... :corntard:

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Re: uk porn bans

Post by Forum » Tue Dec 02, 2014 7:02 pm

You can just see the bunch of old men that are usually on these boards sitting there thinking its time to do something about all that facesitting in porn... :cornlol:
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Re: uk porn bans

Post by DiegoSapiens » Tue Dec 02, 2014 7:25 pm

fucking lol^exactly
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Re: uk porn bans

Post by BonerJams04 » Tue Dec 02, 2014 7:25 pm

Lol wtf is wrong with facesitting
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Re: uk porn bans

Post by 3za » Tue Dec 02, 2014 8:21 pm

Spanking

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Re: uk porn bans

Post by sigbowls » Tue Dec 02, 2014 8:30 pm

slow news day? i know this isnt a news site but i feel like being dumb
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Re: uk porn bans

Post by DiegoSapiens » Tue Dec 02, 2014 9:18 pm

You're illiciting boners and asking men not to feel….WTF!!!
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Post by ehbes » Tue Dec 02, 2014 9:21 pm

The guys who created this ban are 100% strictly missionary position kind of guys
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Re: uk porn bans

Post by 3za » Tue Dec 02, 2014 9:24 pm

ban spooning
not spanking


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Re: uk porn bans

Post by BonerJams04 » Tue Dec 02, 2014 9:30 pm

everyone knows missionary is sexiest andy
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Re: uk porn bans

Post by syrup » Tue Dec 02, 2014 9:45 pm

lol jesus christ
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Re: uk porn bans

Post by Shum » Tue Dec 02, 2014 9:48 pm

could be just like dubstep. all the truhead producers will move to Berlin.

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Post by Harkat » Tue Dec 02, 2014 10:18 pm

DiegoSapiens wrote:You're illiciting boners and asking men not to feel….WTF!!!
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Re: uk porn bans

Post by nowaysj » Tue Dec 02, 2014 10:33 pm

I seem to recall you being super critical of her. Maybe that was someone (everyone) else?

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And the best, verbal abuse. You UK heads had better watch it. I've got my eye on you. Any verbal abuse out of you lot is going to have serious consequences.

Let's test the waters.

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Re: uk porn bans

Post by jrkhnds » Tue Dec 02, 2014 11:41 pm

shut the fuck up, you dirty little slut, and suck it proper!






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Re: uk porn bans

Post by nowaysj » Tue Dec 02, 2014 11:42 pm

jrkhnds wrote:shut the fuck up, you dirty little slut, and suck it proper!






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Say that when you're in the UK, pussy.
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Re: uk porn bans

Post by jrkhnds » Tue Dec 02, 2014 11:49 pm

nowaysj wrote:
Say that when you're in the UK, pussy.
is dsf hosted on a UK server? if so, do UK laws apply?
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Re: uk porn bans

Post by sigbowls » Wed Dec 03, 2014 12:16 am

as long as they dont ban thigh highs and your sister
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