Sex with prostitutes?

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would you fuck a pros

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Re: Sex with prostitutes?

Post by hubb » Mon Feb 09, 2015 2:15 pm

yeah but then we end up somewhere where someone gets to buy themselves out of being 'creeps' :6: ?

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Re: Sex with prostitutes?

Post by ultraspatial » Mon Feb 09, 2015 3:35 pm

you don't buy yourself out of being a creep
but at least it leaves out the predatory element out of it

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Re: Sex with prostitutes?

Post by hubb » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:07 pm

there's nothing predatory about it if you leave out the act

and it's more than ridiculous that a guy trying to flirt with someone is now the creep in this insane equation
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Re: Sex with prostitutes?

Post by Dystinkt » Mon Feb 09, 2015 7:32 pm

hubb wrote:there's nothing predatory about it if you leave out the act

and it's more than ridiculous that a guy trying to flirt with someone is now the creep in this insane equation
does depend on what you mean by flirting, Ive seen some pretty weird and creepy 'flirts' in my time. on the prostitute question, yes and never again, total waste of money. i didnt have fun, it just felt wrong and weird and a bit grimey. if you can separate yourself emotionally from whoever it is your fucking then go for it but that aint for me, i prefer to have sex when i know i stand a good chance of getting breakfast in the morning

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Re: Sex with prostitutes?

Post by hubb » Tue Feb 10, 2015 2:46 pm

well it still an argument saying that prostitution is acceptable in cases where the guy behaves unacceptably which is still pretty insane and ridiculous

anyway :corndance: :corndance: :corndance:
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Re: Sex with prostitutes?

Post by ezza » Tue Feb 10, 2015 8:53 pm

also i just remembered...

my mate superglued a crumpet to my head when i wasnt looking, and then when i realised i couldnt get it off we decided to ring a few escorts to see how much they would charge to butter it and apply various spreads :lol:

none obliged haha
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Re: Sex with prostitutes?

Post by nobody » Tue Feb 10, 2015 8:56 pm

ezza wrote:also i just remembered...

my mate superglued a crumpet to my head when i wasnt looking, and then when i realised i couldnt get it off we decided to ring a few escorts to see how much they would charge to butter it and apply various spreads :lol:

none obliged haha
:U: I'd butter your crumpet any day
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Re: Sex with prostitutes?

Post by Molzie » Fri Feb 13, 2015 6:48 pm

ezza wrote:also i just remembered...

my mate superglued a crumpet to my head when i wasnt looking, and then when i realised i couldnt get it off we decided to ring a few escorts to see how much they would charge to butter it and apply various spreads :lol:

none obliged haha
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Re: Sex with prostitutes?

Post by SignalRecon » Fri Feb 27, 2015 9:21 pm

Never banged a hooker but I got an asian massage happy ending ting once. Was actually pretty excellent. Got a 30 minute massage as well and the chick was super hot and fun. She legit didnt mind doing what she was doing. When I tipped her she took off her clothes and gave me a nice angle where I could see her ass and tits and the backside of her pussy/asshole on the side of the table while she jerked me off. She had started giving me an "under boner" while I was on my stomach so when I turned around I was rock hard. Her hand was small and it made my dick look massive and she really approved of the girth. I took about 10 minutes of holding back until I blew one of the fatest loads ever...fucking went at least 4 feet up from the table and all over her and she acted so cute and amazed about it, gave me a comment like it was a really nice strong load. The whole experience was excellent. I wouldnt bang a hooker per se however.

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Re: Sex with prostitutes?

Post by therapist » Fri Feb 27, 2015 9:32 pm

Big up.

Seriously.

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Re: Sex with prostitutes?

Post by nobody » Fri Feb 27, 2015 10:19 pm

yeah i got wanked off by a masseuse in Toronto, fun times
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Re: Sex with prostitutes?

Post by lovelydivot » Sat Feb 28, 2015 12:22 am

This is a very awkward thread for me….
Let's see…

Do I wanna sleep with a guy for money…
or
Do I wanna sleep with a guy because I like him…
and am willing to risk being humiliated like a sampled & tossed away bag of crisps?


I think I'll just wait and see what his intentions are…

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Re: Sex with prostitutes?

Post by nobody » Sat Feb 28, 2015 12:24 am

if you want a good fucking and cba with the tedious chase, get a hooker in imo, it's probably cheaper anyway lol
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Re: Sex with prostitutes?

Post by lovelydivot » Sat Feb 28, 2015 12:26 am

A lot of gay men have told me that their MO has been…

Casual sex that results in actual relationships.


I don't think females have that luxury.

This is a - male entitlement thing that doesn't apply to me…
except that I'm expected to avoid it at all costs.

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Re: Sex with prostitutes?

Post by lovelydivot » Sat Feb 28, 2015 12:49 am

You haven't figured out what it means yet - the service

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Re: Sex with prostitutes?

Post by nobody » Sat Feb 28, 2015 12:52 am

you've gotta be a right gaylord to fall in love with a prostitute imo, start kissing them and shit, lol at the thought
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Re: Sex with prostitutes?

Post by lucki_vibrato » Sat Feb 28, 2015 1:09 am

I think that's fucked up.
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bad pun...

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Re: Sex with prostitutes?

Post by nobody » Sat Feb 28, 2015 1:13 am

poll added
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Re: Sex with prostitutes?

Post by DiegoSapiens » Sat Feb 28, 2015 1:48 am

the other day my mate shagged a black sister for 5 euros that was surprisingly okey. wud
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Re: Sex with prostitutes?

Post by mason666 » Sat Feb 28, 2015 8:15 am

nobody wrote:you've gotta be a right gaylord to fall in love with a prostitute imo, start kissing them and shit, lol at the thought
I probably would fall on love with one
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