Do Christians actually believe everything in the bible?

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Re: Do Christians actually believe everything in the bible?

Post by butter_man » Thu Feb 12, 2015 9:43 pm

morality is based off religion. so every time you don't do something bad its because of the bible. not some pious sense of right or wrong that you'd never not know you'd have because how of heavily interwoven the ethics of christianity is into our society.
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Re: Do Christians actually believe everything in the bible?

Post by dansci » Thu Feb 12, 2015 9:46 pm

dickman69 wrote:
faultier wrote:
dickman69 wrote: grand canyon built in a day, mammoths froze to death immediately
i'm fairly sure the grand canyon and mammoths aren't mentioned in the bible
Nah but it does say the Earth is 4000 years old
The bible actually dosent say how old the earth is. The whole 6000 years thing was made up by some ancient fedora guy who added all the birth dates of biblical figures together.

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Re: Do Christians actually believe everything in the bible?

Post by dickman69 » Thu Feb 12, 2015 9:48 pm

so yea u add up the ages of these people & it equals that so yea

it says that
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Re: Do Christians actually believe everything in the bible?

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Re: Do Christians actually believe everything in the bible?

Post by cyclopian » Fri Feb 13, 2015 2:16 am

butter_man wrote:morality is based off religion. so every time you don't do something bad its because of the bible. not some pious sense of right or wrong that you'd never not know you'd have because how of heavily interwoven the ethics of christianity is into our society.
:lol: Good one
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Re: Do Christians actually believe everything in the bible?

Post by OGLemon » Fri Feb 13, 2015 2:25 am

the only commandment I agree with is the honor your parents one, whatever that means.

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Re: Do Christians actually believe everything in the bible?

Post by dickman69 » Fri Feb 13, 2015 3:04 am

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Re: Do Christians actually believe everything in the bible?

Post by OGLemon » Fri Feb 13, 2015 3:15 am

if it came down to it, not planning on it though

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Re: Do Christians actually believe everything in the bible?

Post by Lye_Form » Fri Feb 13, 2015 3:42 am

Yall need to find jesus
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Re: Do Christians actually believe everything in the bible?

Post by hifi » Fri Feb 13, 2015 3:55 am

im 2015 beret hybrid/neutral ,

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Re: Do Christians actually believe everything in the bible?

Post by mks » Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:13 am

One heck of novel.

God is so mean in part one, yet he is so nice in part two.

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Re: Do Christians actually believe everything in the bible?

Post by nousd » Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:48 am

actually, Jesus had nothing to do with the bible
it has been the christian Church that's pushed it as fucking holy

imo, the followers of Jesus' wisdom
would've been better dumping all the jewish twaddle,
particularly the begat nonsense, prophecies of a messiah (which eventually lead to that lunatic Mohammed)
wild astro-biological theories & the cultural tenets of the Old Testament
and stuck to certified miracles, Jesus' social revolution manifesto & historical accounts of love-ins,
to write an avowedly subjective account of his life,
open to interpretation and change according to anthropological discoveries
and eventually disposable once parables and allegories were understood for what they were.

that way Jesus basic message would've remained pre-eminent
(love each other & don't accept shit from those who would oppress you)
rather than the supernatural guff and institutional dogmatism
that enslaved much of mankind for thousands of years.

btw, in a broad sense, I consider myself a Christian.
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Re: Do Christians actually believe everything in the bible?

Post by mks » Fri Feb 13, 2015 5:07 am

Entire sections left out, completely manipulated throughout the centuries.

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Re: Do Christians actually believe everything in the bible?

Post by nousd » Fri Feb 13, 2015 7:12 am

as to the Op question:

NO
if they are christians not morons
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Re: Do Christians actually believe everything in the bible?

Post by lloydnoise » Fri Feb 13, 2015 10:35 am

wheres Parson?> didnt he hav a dub of Gnotsic Gospel vip?
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Re: Do Christians actually believe everything in the bible?

Post by butter_man » Fri Feb 13, 2015 5:23 pm

cyclopian wrote:
butter_man wrote:morality is based off religion. so every time you don't do something bad its because of the bible. not some pious sense of right or wrong that you'd never not know you'd have because how of heavily interwoven the ethics of christianity is into our society.
:lol: Good one
prove otherwise.
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Re: Do Christians actually believe everything in the bible?

Post by Lye_Form » Fri Feb 13, 2015 5:32 pm

butter_man wrote:
cyclopian wrote:
butter_man wrote:morality is based off religion. so every time you don't do something bad its because of the bible. not some pious sense of right or wrong that you'd never not know you'd have because how of heavily interwoven the ethics of christianity is into our society.
:lol: Good one
prove otherwise.
Cant prove a negative but.... and your either trolling or playing some kind of devils advocate(lol)

Bible is anti Gay, I don't think there is anything wrong with being Gay. Neither do most of the people i know, if we are all using the bible then how come we have such different morals from it?. In fact the biggest problem most people have with God botherers is that the ethics in the Bible is out of touch with modern life. The idea that without the bible saying so i would go next door and rape my neighbors food and eat his wife is jokes. Confusing morality with control too the bible does not contain morality its about control through fear in a time where morality was pretty hazy so they used another tactic.

The Catholic church rebrand atm is pretty peng tho, might start going to Mass
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Re: Do Christians actually believe everything in the bible?

Post by dickman69 » Fri Feb 13, 2015 6:11 pm

ignore the old testament tho like sd5 saying
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Re: Do Christians actually believe everything in the bible?

Post by Lye_Form » Fri Feb 13, 2015 6:26 pm

dickman69 wrote:ignore the old testament tho like sd5 saying
In for a penny in for a pound imo.

Nothing wrong with a bit of religion, it makes some people happy. just people who take it too seriously are a bit fucked in the head. And pretending its the cornerstone of our morality :lol:

Same as militant atheists, chill the fuck out and just do whatever
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Re: Do Christians actually believe everything in the bible?

Post by RKM » Fri Feb 13, 2015 6:29 pm

yeah lets all just kick back and smoke a bowl yo

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