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Small Willies Thread

Post by nobody » Thu Mar 19, 2015 8:25 am

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/31916850
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Re: Small Willies Thread

Post by mason666 » Thu Mar 19, 2015 8:40 am

I have a very large penis
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Re: Small Willies Thread

Post by nousd » Thu Mar 19, 2015 10:46 pm

my sympathies muson
must be terrible lugging it around & being objectified.
Have you thought of getting it reduced?
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Re: Small Willies Thread

Post by Molzie » Thu Mar 19, 2015 10:48 pm

I'll take any leftovers
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Re: Small Willies Thread

Post by nousd » Thu Mar 19, 2015 11:21 pm

too well hung, he
had a bell-end hangi
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Re: Small Willies Thread

Post by Molzie » Thu Mar 19, 2015 11:23 pm

seared like a scallop
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Re: Small Willies Thread

Post by CreamLord » Thu Mar 19, 2015 11:27 pm

My willy isn't very big :(
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Re: Small Willies Thread

Post by nousd » Thu Mar 19, 2015 11:29 pm

apparently a lot of women prefer that
so lucky you
not sure about gay guys tho
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Re: Small Willies Thread

Post by CreamLord » Thu Mar 19, 2015 11:33 pm

My boyfriend beats me because of my willy
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Re: Small Willies Thread

Post by nousd » Thu Mar 19, 2015 11:45 pm

better than
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Re: Small Willies Thread

Post by butter_man » Fri Mar 20, 2015 12:43 am

cherry skeng.
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Re: Small Willies Thread

Post by Shum » Fri Mar 20, 2015 1:03 am

According to the BJU International Journal of Urology, small means less than the international norm - 9.16cm (3.61in) when flaccid.
who cares how big your cock is when it isn't even hard?
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Re: Small Willies Thread

Post by nousd » Fri Mar 20, 2015 1:33 am

within reason
got to be long enough to find
and project beyond pants to piss
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Re: Small Willies Thread

Post by Shum » Fri Mar 20, 2015 3:58 am

true. wonder what the standard deviation on those penis size stats are?
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Post by Phigure » Fri Mar 20, 2015 3:12 pm

this is such a boring, played out statistic tbh

id like to know more about dong expansiveness, ie, ratio of hard to flaccid lengths
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Re: Small Willies Thread

Post by Samuel_L_Damnson » Fri Mar 20, 2015 3:35 pm

Apparently big Willy's hurt the gyal. They don't all like it unless they have a big wide gash or something.
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Re: Small Willies Thread

Post by butter_man » Fri Mar 20, 2015 3:53 pm

Phigure wrote:this is such a boring, played out statistic tbh

id like to know more about dong expansiveness, ie, ratio of hard to flaccid lengths
appaz there's 2 different types of dong: blood and flesh. flesh are big flaccid but don't grow much erect and blood are lil but grow a lot hard. tbh I don't care they all taste the same to me.
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Re: Small Willies Thread

Post by Reese_Liar » Fri Mar 20, 2015 3:55 pm

Where I'm from we call them growers and showers
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Re: Small Willies Thread

Post by butter_man » Fri Mar 20, 2015 4:17 pm

round here showers are something you stand under when you wanna get wet. same thing I guess.
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Re: Small Willies Thread

Post by Reese_Liar » Fri Mar 20, 2015 4:27 pm

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