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Re: Small Willies Thread

Post by Samuel_L_Damnson » Fri Mar 20, 2015 4:30 pm

It doesnt really matter a long as u can piss out the end of it and have sex
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Post by butter_man » Fri Mar 20, 2015 4:30 pm

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Re: Small Willies Thread

Post by hubb » Fri Mar 20, 2015 5:01 pm

I think the balls could go somewhere else next time we're in the mix

they go in the way of part of the d sometimes

I'd like them on each side right where most pockets are and then you could tap them all day and people wouldn't fuzz

might have to do a paint
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Re: Small Willies Thread

Post by mason666 » Fri Mar 20, 2015 6:26 pm

i dont get why the balls cant be in your stomach
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Post by Phigure » Fri Mar 20, 2015 6:33 pm

too warm, damages sperm cells. why else do you think they dangle when it's hot and retract back when it's cold
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Re: Small Willies Thread

Post by mason666 » Fri Mar 20, 2015 6:35 pm

couldnt you have one under each armpit or summin
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Post by Phigure » Fri Mar 20, 2015 6:39 pm

why not on the soles of our feet or our palms
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Re: Small Willies Thread

Post by mason666 » Fri Mar 20, 2015 6:40 pm

dont be rediculous
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Post by Muncey » Fri Mar 20, 2015 6:43 pm

:lol:

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Post by Reese_Liar » Fri Mar 20, 2015 6:59 pm

Or maybe on our ears like earrings


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Re: Small Willies Thread

Post by mason666 » Fri Mar 20, 2015 7:00 pm

might just get my balls removed tbh
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Post by Reese_Liar » Fri Mar 20, 2015 7:06 pm

Aren't the testicles responsible for testosterone production? you'd end up in a weird state
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Re: Small Willies Thread

Post by DrGatineau » Fri Mar 20, 2015 8:18 pm

Phigure wrote:id like to know more about dong expansiveness, ie, ratio of hard to flaccid lengths
uhhhh... why?
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Post by Reese_Liar » Fri Mar 20, 2015 8:19 pm

I'm with phigz on this, deep knowledge yo
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Re: Small Willies Thread

Post by DrGatineau » Fri Mar 20, 2015 8:20 pm

Samuel_L_Damnson wrote:It doesnt really matter a long as u can piss out the end of it and have sex
gahh imagine if you couldn't piss. that's one of my greatest fears in life, having to use a catheter. :confused:
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Re: Small Willies Thread

Post by cyclopian » Sat Mar 21, 2015 9:30 am

DrGatineau wrote:
Samuel_L_Damnson wrote:It doesnt really matter a long as u can piss out the end of it and have sex
gahh imagine if you couldn't piss. that's one of my greatest fears in life, having to use a catheter. :confused:
I've had a few catheters before, trust, its terrible. Its really uncomfortable overall, but when they take it out.. that feeling will haunt me for life. One of the worst things I've ever felt and I've felt some bad things before.
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Post by Samuel_L_Damnson » Sat Mar 21, 2015 10:22 am

Yea I can't think of anything worse. And I just thought about it. Feel bad for u
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Re: Small Willies Thread

Post by hubb » Sat Mar 21, 2015 12:15 pm

mason666 wrote:might just get my balls removed tbh
you and me brother :mrgreen:

could make a fine rattle for a bebe crib
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Re: Small Willies Thread

Post by mason666 » Sat Mar 21, 2015 12:22 pm

:lol:

we could trade balls
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Re: Small Willies Thread

Post by DrGatineau » Sat Mar 21, 2015 3:32 pm

cyclopian wrote:
DrGatineau wrote:
Samuel_L_Damnson wrote:It doesnt really matter a long as u can piss out the end of it and have sex
gahh imagine if you couldn't piss. that's one of my greatest fears in life, having to use a catheter. :confused:
I've had a few catheters before, trust, its terrible. Its really uncomfortable overall, but when they take it out.. that feeling will haunt me for life. One of the worst things I've ever felt and I've felt some bad things before.
Preachin to the choir brutha. Imagine if you had to do that each time you had to take a piss? That's one of the few scenarios where I think I would opt for euthanasia.
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